U75 northern meet. June 23rd. Do you wanna camp?

[5t3IIa]

If that was my dog I’d call him Otto and make up an endless supervillain scenario for him and call him Otto Von Flea Bag and Otto Von Hungry Monster and Otto Von Cuteness and stuff

 

[Shirl]

I think you need to get a dog 5t3IIa

 

[5t3IIa]

I think you need to get a dog 5t3IIa

 

[5t3IIa]

Otto van der Fart.

 

[kebabking]

Otto von do you ever stop eating?

Otto von why have my shoes all been chewed?

Otto von Christ, how much has this bloody dog cost us?

 

[blairsh]

Otto von shit on me best rug again.

 

[5t3IIa]

Grand Duke Snugglebum

 

[kebabking]

If you aren't sure about being able to commit to having a disobedient, destructive, attention demanding, time and money consuming animal in your life for the next 15 years, I'll happily lend you a/some children for a couple of weeks and you can see what it's like.

Or you can have the goat. It's vile, err... I mean it's lovely. It comes with £500, or whatever sum will get it out of my life.

 

[Dovydaitis]

I might be driving up so if I am I can give a lift from the Oxfordshire area or pick ups on the way

 

[friedaweed]

I'm still a maybe for camping. I wont know until closer to the date as my kids grandparents live in HB and may be there or may be not at the moment.

Either way I'll be there with or without kid/s who may be staying with their lovely grandparents or may be staying in a field in Yorkshire with some folk their dad met on the internet.

I know which option they're most excited about

 

[Dovydaitis]

Camp...... you know it makes sense

 

[Kaka Tim]

I'm hoping to have a kitted out truck by the time this happens.

 

[kebabking]

I'm hoping to have a kitted out truck by the time this happens.

Excellent - tea, milk, two sugars please. And if you could sort out a sausage, egg (runny) and black pudding sarnie for about 7.30am that would be fantastic.

You're a star.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Excellent - tea, milk, two sugars please. And if you could sort out a sausage, egg (runny) and black pudding sarnie for about 7.30am that would be fantastic.

You're a star.

Id love to - but im on a vegan, raw food, windfall fruitarian diet (it is hebden bridge after all) - so its a plate of acorns, some moss and a maggoty apple served on a peice of bark washed down with rain water. Enjoy!

 

[kebabking]

They do have sausages, don't they?

 

[kalidarkone]

Excellent - tea, milk, two sugars please. And if you could sort out a sausage, egg (runny) and black pudding sarnie for about 7.30am that would be fantastic.

You're a star.

I'll be having one of these! But.....I'm horrible in the morning till I have had a coffee and a shit. But after that.....can guarantee I won't be getting up before 9.......

 

[Dovydaitis]

Might see if I can borrow our cooking beast, depends if mr dovy is camping too with his dad. Before now we’ve done fry ups, cakes, Sunday roasts, paella’s, curries, pasta....


Home - Aquaforno

 

[kalidarkone]

I can do goat or chicken curry and rice and peas. Or a vegan Jamaican curry. Love cooking outdoors

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Id love to - but im on a vegan, raw food, windfall fruitarian diet (it is hebden bridge after all) - so its a plate of acorns, some moss and a maggoty apple served on a peice of bark washed down with rain water. Enjoy!

Wrong time of year for acorns I think, but you can substitute slugs in their place.

 

[kebabking]

I can do goat or chicken curry and rice and peas. Or a vegan Jamaican curry. Love cooking outdoors

i'll donate a Goat. see, isn't that lovely of me...?

 

[Dovydaitis]

(((Kebabking’s goat)))

 

[kebabking]

(((Kebabking’s goat)))

i'll bring it up to you. are you in this afternoon?

 

[Shirl]

They do have sausages, don't they?

There are two excellent butchers in the town

 

[Kaka Tim]

Wrong time of year for acorns I think, but you can substitute slugs in their place.

rare breed, organic, fare trade, hand reared slugs.

 

[kebabking]

There are two excellent butchers in the town

oh thank God, i feared i was going to have to come up with some excuse.

 

[Dovydaitis]

i'll bring it up to you. are you in this afternoon?

If I had a garden I’d have your goat

 

[farmerbarleymow]

rare breed, organic, fare trade, hand reared slugs.

But what about the mites* that live on slugs?

* not the children of Hebden.

 

[kebabking]

If I had a garden I’d have your goat

have you got a pot?

 

[Dovydaitis]

have you got a pot?

Maybe

 

[nogojones]

If I had a garden I’d have your goat

and if you had his goat you might not have a garden