Northern piss-up at the Castle pub, Manchester - 2pm, 25 November 2017.

[friedaweed]

I'm pretty sure that first one was watered down.

The other 3 weren't

 

[friedaweed]

Serves you right - tequila is for the young, not middle-aged people like you...

I know. You should of seen the state of my slightly more mature wife

 

[Wookey]

there was a hat left on one of the seats - but I wasn't sure if it was left by an urb so we just left it there sorry. Ask at the pub?

Aw thanks! Mine was a dashing tweed deer stalker, I'll bell the pub and see.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Looks like you all had a great time - fab photo!

I was mainly asleep post flood aftermath - called out again Saturday & SUnday - so a good move that I didn't come as I'd have been properfucked.

Might see you in Hebden - post them dates up early so I can swerve the call out rota or rearrange.

 

[sojourner]

I'll post it 2nd of January when life's back to normal

Normal? I turn fifty fucking years old on 2nd January. NORMAL??

 

[Shirl]

Normal? I turn fifty fucking years old on 2nd January. NORMAL??

50? 50? You're nowt but a lass. Wait til you're ancient then you can complain it's a bugger of a day to have a birthday on though, when your already hungover and stuffed with goodies

 

[Dovydaitis]

And I hope you'll no longer be betossed adrift in the middle of the stormy North Sea Dovydaitis and can come to Hebden.

I’ll try my hardest to be there!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Might see you in Hebden - post them dates up early so I can swerve the call out rota or rearrange.

No pressure then Shirl.

 

[Shirl]

No pressure then Shirl.

I'm on the case, it's going to be a grand day out

 

[friendofdorothy]

Serves you right - tequila is for the young, not middle-aged people like you...

the young think its for them - but it takes maturity to drink it without it all getting messy.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

the young think its for them - but it takes maturity to drink it without it all getting messy.

A lesson wor friedaweed has yet to learn, sadly.

 

[Shirl]

A lesson wor friedaweed has yet to learn, sadly.

He's yet to discover maturity

 

[friedaweed]

He's yet to discover maturity

I have no intention of either

 

[Dovydaitis]

I have no intention of either

You can be an adult without being a grown up

 

[Throbbing Angel]

I'm on the case, it's going to be a grand day out

Good! I haven't been to Hebden in yeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrsssssss

 

[sojourner]

it's a bugger of a day to have a birthday on though, when your already hungover and stuffed with goodies

It really fucking is. I do want to celebrate in some way but it's too cold, everyone's skint, and I'll still probably be coming down from NYE shenanigans anyway. Home-based piss up and a takeaway it is then.

the young think its for them - but it takes maturity to drink it without it all getting messy.

Surely the whole point of drinking tequila is to get messy

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Surely the whole point of drinking tequila is to get messy

I was a member of the Tequila Society at uni - the only reason for its existence was to organise tequila piss-ups in one of the union bars. To get into these events you had to wear one of the society t-shirts with a picture of a lemon on the front with 'lick it, slam it, suck it' in large letters on the back. Double tequilas were dirt cheap, and the bar was lined with paper plates of salt and lemons. Happy days.

 

[friedaweed]

I was a member of the Tequila Society at uni - the only reason for its existence was to organise tequila piss-ups in one of the union bars. To get into these events you had to wear one of the society t-shirts with a picture of a lemon on the front with 'lick it, slam it, suck it' in large letters on the back. Double tequilas were dirt cheap, and the bar was lined with paper plates of salt and lemons. Happy days.

Yeah but did you have to share a single bunk with Spymaster afterwards

 

[Spymaster]

Yeah but did you have to share a single bunk with Spymaster afterwards

I’ll post a picture later

 

[friedaweed]

I’ll post a picture later

Not the one with the grapefruit reamer please

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Not the one with the grapefruit reamer please

Grapefruit reamer? Whatever floats yer boat.

 

[kalidarkone]

I'm going to try really hard to come to the meet in Hebden.
I need 8 weeks notice if possible then I can request not to work that weekend.

 

[Shirl]

I’ll post a picture later

Is it later yet?

 

[Spymaster]

Is it later yet?

Just waiting for PM permission from Frieda to post them

 

[Spymaster]

Frieda on the single bunk ...



Me and Frieda's wife on the single bunk ...



Absolutely outstanding day.

 

[friedaweed]

She'll kill you for that

 

[Shirl]

She'll kill you for that

I love the way her eyes go like slits when she's pissed, same as mine do

 

[sojourner]

Ace photies

farmerbarleymow - I've never liked that method. I prefer tequila sunrises meself, made with gold tequila. Nom. Also, very healthy - tons of vitamin C in grenadine

 

[kebabking]

I love the way her eyes go like slits when she's pissed, same as mine do

Are you sure it's being pissed that causes that look? I make that face when creepy strangers touch me, or my children ask me for money....

 

[Spymaster]

Are you sure it's being pissed that causes that look? I make that face when creepy strangers touch me, or my children ask me for money....

Wanker!