Northern piss-up at the Castle pub, Manchester - 2pm, 25 November 2017.

[Spymaster]

Where are everyone else's pics?

I've got more in Freda's shed but needs editing!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Where are everyone else's pics?

 

[Spymaster]

Permission required again. I've just left him a message.

friedaweed's shed is a thing of absolute beauty. It's fully glazed with a properly vented wood-burning stove. See that copper piping and the tap on the wall? It's hot water plumbing to a full size bath underneath the bunk bed. This is all at the bottom of his garden. The man's a pukka fucking genius!

I'd replicate it here if we didn't live in a poxy flat

 

[friedaweed]

I love the way her eyes go like slits when she's pissed, same as mine do

I think the Yorkshire phrase for that is "Eyes like pigs fannys"

 

[Shirl]

I think the Yorkshire phrase for that is "Eyes like pigs fannys"

I've got coffee all over my keyboard now

 

[kebabking]

...I'd replicate it here if we didn't live in a poxy flat

you should live somewhere sensible then mate - you can have a nice house with a garden and fancy shed in some properly nice, civilised places for the cost of a single months mortgage payment.

of course, you would have to talk to strangers...

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Advance warning for Shirl - the thread is due in less than 48 hours.

 

[Shirl]

Advance warning for Shirl - the thread is due in less than 48 hours.

I BLOOMING WELL KNOW! It's on the calendar and in my diary

 

[Wookey]

Advance warning for Shirl - the thread is due in less than 48 hours.

Ha, your calendar went off!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I BLOOMING WELL KNOW! It's on the calendar and in my diary

I was trying to be helpful in reminding you, given your shoddy track record in organising things.

Ha, your calendar went off!

I moved the reminder back to today to spite Shirl.