Misogyny in Parliament and UK politics

[xenon]

What does resigning mean then. Bi election?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Apparently he's done it twice though. Once in the chamber and once in a committee room. Terrible mistakes I'm sure.

Very clumsy with his smart phone. Probably shouldn't' be in a position of reviewing and voting on ledgislation.

At least not until he's had a serious review of where he stores his porn links/apps on his phone. You really shouldn't be running the risk of 'accidentally' opening your porn stash. 13 year olds know that

 

[Elpenor]

I’ve wondered if he opened a video sent to him from a WhatsApp group or similar. Perhaps not on an actual porn site.

But irrelevant really, yer man is being paid to do a job for his constituents not browse porn at work. For now we wait while the disgraced tories play resignation buckaroo

 

[two sheds]

You'd think there's a hell of a difference between 'watching' porn and opening a video by mistake - on a phone surely it's only a couple of seconds to close it down again in panic.

 

[Sue]

I’ve wondered if he opened a video sent to him from a WhatsApp group or similar. Perhaps not on an actual porn site.

Twice?

 

[Pickman's model]

I’ve wondered if he opened a video sent to him from a WhatsApp group or similar. Perhaps not on an actual porn site.

But irrelevant really, yer man is being paid to do a job for his constituents not browse porn at work. For now we wait while the disgraced tories play resignation buckaroo

sure Buckaroo has something pungent to say on this subject

 

[Elpenor]

Twice?

Well exactly, maybe it was a favourite video

I don’t for a moment think he opened it accidentally

 

[Sue]

Well exactly, maybe it was a favourite video

I don’t for a moment think he opened it accidentally

If I was in a work meeting and someone sent me a video, the last thing I'd do would be open it because I'd have no idea what would happen re sound. (And the videos my friends send me tend to be of their kids or pets or whatever.)

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Actually he’s not been on here since the news broke. Coincidence?

His phone's out of battery, according to BBC news.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

At approximately 35 seconds, a BBC reporter feeds Parish a convenient alibi. "Did you open something in error in the Commons?", asks the reporter. To which Parish replies "I did". This isn't journalism, it's PR.

In this instance the reporter is handing the cunt some more rope.

 

[Elpenor]

If I was in a work meeting and someone sent me a video, the last thing I'd do would be open it because I'd have no idea what would happen re sound. (And the videos my friends send me tend to be of their kids or pets or whatever.)

I guess this may explain the reason why you’re not a Tory MP.

For most people, playing on your phone in a work meeting is not something you’d even consider.

 

[Pickman's model]

I guess this may explain the reason why you’re not a Tory MP.

For most people, playing on your phone in a work meeting is not something you’d even consider.

honestly it hadn't ever occurred to me as something to do but now that temptation will always be there, to get out my phone and head straight to urban

 

[Pickman's model]

In this instance the reporter is handing the cunt some more rope.

why do they always hand out rope and never actually hang someone with it?

 

[Sue]

I guess this may explain the reason why you’re not a Tory MP.

I'd like to think there are other reasons too...

 

[Wilf]

Just read (guardian feed I think) that the 'interview' his wife did was her getting rung up/ambushed by a journo, at which point she didn't know it was her husband. Wow, he gets classier and classier, didn't even tell his partner when it was obvious that the press would be after her. Even more to the point, he didn't even tell her what he'd done. Complete lack of respect, regardless of the rest of the story.

 

[Pickman's model]

so parish has said he's stepping down Tory Neil Parish to resign as MP over Commons porn allegations

 

[Wilf]

so parish has said he's stepping down Tory Neil Parish to resign as MP over Commons porn allegations

Very noble of him, given that he only inadvertently opened a link (twice).

 

[flypanam]

Apparently he's done it twice though. Once in the chamber and once in a committee room. Terrible mistakes I'm sure.

Very clumsy with his smart phone. Probably shouldn't' be in a position of reviewing and voting on ledgislation.

Curse of two left thumbs strikes again?

 

[cupid_stunt]

He's been on BBC News, claiming the first time was an accident, but admitting the second time was on purpose, that it was wrong and he's not going to defend his actions.

 

[hegley]

At approximately 35 seconds, a BBC reporter feeds Parish a convenient alibi. "Did you open something in error in the Commons?", asks the reporter. To which Parish replies "I did". This isn't journalism, it's PR.

 

[donkyboy]

So Dirty Neil has resigned. Imagine forever known as the guy who got caught watching porn in parliament. Future job interviews would be embarrassing. Why did you leave your last job? I got caught watching porn in the House of Commons

 

[Wilf]

'Tractors', that's his excuse then.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

'Tractors', that's his excuse then.

Was looking for John Deere, found John Holmes, we’ve all been there.

 

[LDC]

'Tractors', that's his excuse then.

Yeah, tractors? And then ended up on a porn site? Is there some porn site with a name like tractors? Wtf am I missing something obvious. Or is it just a ludicrous excuse?

 

[ska invita]

Yeah, tractors? And then ended up on a porn site? Is there some porn site with a name like tractors? Wtf am I missing something obvious. Or is it just a ludicrous excuse?

Tractor pron :(

It's true what they say about the wurzels, they've even been posting up salacious piccies of tractors in a desperate attempt to keep the attention of their less able posters (was that why KRS suddenly turned up? Who has the Bristol tinoil hat?) The evidence - click at your own risk! :eek...

www.urban75.net

 

[Dystopiary]

the excuses mps come out with for shit like this are so amazingly crap that they should be a prize for them. and then a p45 and shot.

Ffy.

 

[Pickman's model]

Ffy.

I was thinking of a kahr p45

 

[Dystopiary]

I was thinking of a kahr p45

Ah!

 

[JimW]

Will you look at the muck rake on that?

 

[brogdale]

Hold on...why does he think it's OK to spend his time at work ogling tractors?