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[OzT]

^^^^^ shouldn't that also come under First World Problems?

 

[Wilf]

^^^^^ shouldn't that also come under First World Problems?

No, it happened in Sheffield.

 

[Ground Elder]

Bus driver egged by unruly fare-dodging teen then helped by Devil woman

The scenes, which were improbable enough to be affixed with a #scenes, were captured on camera and communicated on Snapchat, by a young woman

This story has everything and nothing.

 

[kabbes]

Bus driver egged by unruly fare-dodging teen then helped by Devil woman



This story has everything and nothing.

Told in great detail over a blisteringly large number of words, n’all

 

[DaveCinzano]

I think they meant to say

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HOWE HY
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[DaveCinzano]

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I'm sad for Ms Wilson's change-related woes, but why did the paper feel the need to illustrate the article with a picture of Alvin Stardust? Are they out of their tiny minds or something?

 

[Wilf]

I'm sad for Ms Wilson's change-related woes, but why did the paper feel the need to illustrate the article with a picture of Alvin Stardust? Are they out of their tiny minds or something?

I had intended to illustrate my article about purchasing a bag chips and a box of pins via the new contactless technology with a picture of Shakin Stevens. Now you've spoiled that.

((((The Green Door))))

 

[DaveCinzano]

I had intended to illustrate my article about purchasing a bag chips and a box of pins via the new contactless technology with a picture of Shakin Stevens. Now you've spoiled that.

((((The Green Door))))

Dave Cinzano - ruining small pleasures since 1977

 

[Wilf]

Dave Cinzano - ruining small pleasures since 1977

Don't undermine my seminal Showaddywaddy related account of the banking bailout, I beg you.

 

[OzT]

Showaddywaddy vs Shaky sing off, be a good gig!!

 

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shopper left fuming - no change there then.

 

[Ground Elder]

 

[hash tag]

I hope not, I don't want to be hit by a train of any size, or type!

 

[Indeliblelink]

German police find 'WW2 bomb' was big courgette

 

[petee]

Giant wooden penis appears on top of a mountain | Metro News

The Oetscher penis is not the only phallus controversy to excite Austrians this year.

 

[hash tag]

"With us, not only winter is coming."
Mrs Tag also often asks where has that thing come from or how did that get there?

 

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Pharmacy defends putting 'testicles' in its window display after 'upsetting' complaint

Pharmacy defends displaying 'testicles' in window after complaint

 

[Steel Icarus]

Alvin Stardust

 

[cupid_stunt]

Pharmacy defends putting 'testicles' in its window display after 'upsetting' complaint

Pharmacy defends displaying 'testicles' in window after complaint

Manager Lynda Kelley came up with the idea to place a pair of testicles on a pillow with the phrase “how well are you looking after your Crown Jewels?” as a way of getting people to be more vigilant about testicular cancer.

 

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I've checked, they are not mine, besides mine look nothing like that

 

[kabbes]

Never has it been more plain just how far we are beyond peak "keep calm and..." than is the case by seeing a pharmacy put up 18 A4 posters saying "keep calm and check your balls".

 

[T & P]

Whoever made the complaint should be tarred and feathered in the town square.

 

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Better suited to a cricketer's jockstrap': Dismay in Woking over name of controversial sports centre

New sports centre name 'better suited to a cricketer's jockstrap'

 

[kabbes]

Better suited to a cricketer's jockstrap': Dismay in Woking over name of controversial sports centre

New sports centre name 'better suited to a cricketer's jockstrap'

It’s “sportsbox”, for those who can’t be bothered to click the link. Which doesn’t seem so bad, really.