Local Newspaper Headlines!

[Wilf]

Call me strange but I don't imagine a deformed penis when I open a sachet of mayonnaise!

Really?

 

[krtek a houby]

as if anyones ever rubbed one out to a biro drawing of a cock

The pen is mightier than the sword

 

[Ground Elder]

 

[ringo]

Most towns just make do with a Bonfire Night Procession

 

[gosub]

‘Drug’ dealer complained to police about threats

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Another headline malfunction.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Not just the headline, but still

Reggae legend Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry turns up in Mario’s Cafe
Musician nails coin to a tree in Kelly Street - nobody knows why

 

[Badgers]

 

[UrbaneFox]

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That is pathetic. You are having us on, and posting fake news.

 

[Opera Buffa]

 

[alan_]

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did he also steal a lighter?

 

[Badgers]

 

[DaveCinzano]

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MYXOMATISIS

 

[Voley]

FUCKING TREES.

''The MENACE of trees.''

 

[Poi E]

That is pathetic. You are having us on, and posting fake news.

Total policing. Today's pound shop thief is tomorrow's armed robber.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Badgers stands in danger of bringing the thread into disrepute.

 

[Steel Icarus]

From the Grimsby Evening Telegraph:

 

[Steel Icarus]

Pickman's model dessiato John Petit's butchers has closed suddenly after 125 years!

 

[Pickman's model]

Pickman's model dessiato John Petit's butchers has closed suddenly after 125 years!

 

[Steel Icarus]

Was quite spenny but have always got chipolatas, haslet and a big pork pie from there every Christmas

 

[dessiato]

Pickman's model dessiato John Petit's butchers has closed suddenly after 125 years!

Do you have a link about that?

 

[dessiato]

Pickman's model etc.

Links here re Petitts

News - Latest news from Grimsby and the UK - Grimsby Telegraph

 

[Maggot]

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[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[hash tag]

Police: Man duck hunting accidentally shoots, kills self in Sherwood

Quackers! Police: Man duck hunting accidentally shoots, kills self in Sherwood

 

[Ground Elder]

 

[Wilf]

'RIP Folkestone lorry park' says retired truck driver who has written a poem on its closure

Truck driver bids RIP to the Folkestone lorry park every single day

 

[MrSki]