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[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[hash tag]

They were sitting on that one for far to long.

 

[Yossarian]

The council is going to be looking for the stool pigeon who gave that story to the Echo.

 

[Santino]

I wouldn't couch it in quite those terms.

 

[Wilf]

I wouldn't couch it in quite those terms.

But it's of a piece with some of the other posts in this thread.

 

[Steel Icarus]

"A council spokesperson reclined to comment"

 

[DotCommunist]

divan knows I'm miserable now

 

[Wilf]

"A council spokesperson reclined to comment"

Not what you'd expect from the seat of government.

 

[JimW]

It might have set a benchmark but really it falls between two stools.

 

[Wilf]

It might have set a benchmark but really it falls between two stools.

If you think that you are off your rocker.

[coat]

 

[DaveCinzano]

They don't have a leg to stand on with this

 

[DaveCinzano]

The council is going to be looking for the stool pigeon who gave that story to the Echo.

As politically partisan planted stories go, this is definitely a case of sofa so good.

 

[Wilf]

divan knows I'm miserable now

A divan? That's a purchase longed for in our house.

 

[Steel Icarus]

A divan? That's a purchase longed for in our house.

I wish I'd held back with my 'reclined' joke now tbh.

 

[Silas Loom]

Settle down, all of you.

 

[Wilf]

I wish I'd held back with my 'reclined' joke now tbh.

Oh, just try and wing it.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that - pouf - he's gone.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[DaveCinzano]

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Sexton drags on rock'n'roll.

 

[Badgers]

Vaseline-Covered Oklahoma Man in Thong Pulled Over for Speeding

 

[Badgers]

 

[Ground Elder]

No doubt it will be the fault of a swarthy foreigner.

 

[Orang Utan]

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I don't think I've read that one

 

[DaveCinzano]

I don't think I've read that one

Blyton's late period definitely took a turn for the dark

 

[Badgers]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

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