Local Newspaper Headlines!

[spliff]

This is not local news, this is national news.
Boy, 9, found hiding under bed after three-hour search
For fucks sake, where does 'NEWS' begin ??

 

[dessiato]

Emotional Gibraltarians involved in row with Spaniards on Easyjet flight


Emotional Gibraltarians involved in row with Spaniards on Easyjet flight

I love this part of the report "According to the Sussex Police “Officers boarded when the plane landed at Gatwick at 1.30pm. Two people were taken from the flight and given words of advice about their behaviour.”"

 

[BassJunkie]

It could only be from the North (London)

Florist ridiculed for selling STICKS for £18 next to a public park full of trees

"so they can be attacked to a wall"

 

[hash tag]

Stuck in a vase?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Not local caveats apply, etc:

Eating Competitions Killed Two People This Past Weekend

 

[bi0boy]

Man pisses in pub toilet

 

[Opera Buffa]

Shin-kicking contest cancelled due to health and safety concerns

 

[hegley]

 

[DaveCinzano]

OI!

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/local-paper-headlines.282278/page-40#post-14335892

 

[hegley]

OI!

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/local-paper-headlines.282278/page-40#post-14335892

I did go back a few pages, but not that far! ... and mine has a pretty illustration.

 

[1927]

I did go back a few pages, but not that far! ... and mine has a pretty illustration.

In the basis that the story was dated January 2016 might it not have been a good idea?

 

[1927]

Internet friends meet after 7 years! wtf.

Best online friends meet for first time - BBC News

 

[Ground Elder]

Driver finds massive sex toy dumped in middle of Doncaster road on way to Sunday lunch

We reversed back over it for the photo - but we had to tell the kids it was a bike handle

 

[DaveCinzano]

Long-standing business unveils exciting plans for new leisure facility

(...it's a brush museum )

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Driver finds massive sex toy dumped in middle of Doncaster road on way to Sunday lunch

I hope they gave their car tyres a good wash afterwards - god knows where the sex toy has been.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Oh dear, how stupid can people be...



What is this strange corkscrew-shaped 'cloud' hovering above Ikea?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Oh dear, how stupid can people be...

View attachment 104235

What is this strange corkscrew-shaped 'cloud' hovering above Ikea?

HEADLINE IN
'ANSWERS OWN
QUESTION' SCANDAL
FURY SHOCKER

 

[farmerbarleymow]

HEADLINE IN
'ANSWERS OWN
QUESTION' SCANDAL
FURY SHOCKER

MANCHESTER DENIZENS TOO STUPID TO RECOGNISE CONTRAILS SHOCKER!

 

[Artaxerxes]

Oh dear, how stupid can people be...

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What is this strange corkscrew-shaped 'cloud' hovering above Ikea?

It's a spliff Jim.

 

[pesh]

EASTER EGG HUNT TURNS TO CHAOS WHEN MAN MISTAKES DOG POO BAG FOR CHOCOLATE.

Easter Egg hunt turns to chaos when man mistakes dog poo bag for chocolate.

 

[hash tag]

What is it about Mississippi?

Jackson husband & wife shocked after DNA test reveals they are biological twins

Florida man caught having sex with horse at Mississippi ranch claims 'it seduced him'

 

[hash tag]

Driver finds massive sex toy dumped in middle of Doncaster road on way to Sunday lunch

It wasn't dumped, it just fell out

 

[cupid_stunt]

What is it about Mississippi?

Jackson husband & wife shocked after DNA test reveals they are biological twins

Florida man caught having sex with horse at Mississippi ranch claims 'it seduced him'

Fake news, the Mississippi Herald doesn't exist.

Viral story about 'couple who found out they were twins' appears to be fake

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Nassau County man, high on meth, 'cuts off genitals and feeds them to alligator'

There is a lot of oddness going on in that part of the world.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Nassau County man, high on meth, 'cuts off genitals and feeds them to alligator'

There is a lot of oddness going on in that part of the world.

I call fake again, floridasunpost.com doesn't list who they are owned by, and the 'report' is dated 14/4/17, yet it appeared on Man High On Meth Cuts Off Penis And Feeds It To Alligator on 27/9/16.

 

[kabbes]

Easter Egg hunt turns to chaos when man mistakes dog poo bag for chocolate.

Joke website. Look at its other stories.

Perfunctory checks, people. It's all I ask here.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Joke website. Look at its other stories.

Perfunctory checks, people. It's all I ask here.

Yes, dad.

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

Easter Egg hunt turns to chaos when man mistakes dog poo bag for chocolate.

That......is hilarious

 

[OzT]

It wasn't dumped, it just fell out

slack . . . . .

 

[1927]

Easter Egg hunt turns to chaos when man mistakes dog poo bag for chocolate.

In a not so similar vein, I turned up at my local pub on Friday and it was crawling with police carrying out a search of pub and grounds looking for a weapon that had been used in a crime the previous evening by one of the regulars. Every so often there was a buzz of excitement from the searchers, they all gathered round to see what their colleague had discovered only to find it was one of 100 Easter eggs that had been hidden that morning for the egg hunt in afternoon!