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dessiato said:
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Man arrested in Madrid for ejaculating onto a police officer

Man arrested in Madrid for ejaculating onto a police officer
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Without bothering to read any of the actual (no doubt grim and unpleasant) details, I like to think that this would be a perfect made-up story attempted by Noddy Holder's PR in a desperate attempt to induce some non-Christmas headlines for their client:

CUM ON FILTH,
THEN ANNOYS
SLADE FRONT MAN
COPS CUSTODY OVER
CUSTARDY COP
 
"The incident occurred in the early hours of Monday (March 27) on Calle de La Cruz, when a 31-year-old man was spotted pleasuring himself outside a bar!

Always sounds nicer than 'knocking one out'
 
moody said:
"Man who grabbed horse's penis and swung it round in front of teenagers on Jesus Green avoids jail"
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I thought he'd swung the horse round by it's penis...bloody hell, you wouldn't want to pick a fight with him...obviously steroided up...then the penny dropped :oops: :D

When interviewed by police about the incident, Cuff said "his son had noticed his horse’s penis was in need of a clean and had put some baby oil on it and rubbed it to get the dirt off."
:D :D
 
Calle de la Cruz used to be a prostitution hotspot. I don't know if it still is. Perhaps the man was admiring the sex workers, or had gone there hoping to buy himself some sexy time but realised he didn't have enough money and had to take care of matters himself.
 
Siouxsie said:
I thought he'd swung the horse round by it's penis...bloody hell, you wouldn't want to pick a fight with him...obviously steroided up...then the penny dropped :oops: :D

When interviewed by police about the incident, Cuff said "his son had noticed his horse’s penis was in need of a clean and had put some baby oil on it and rubbed it to get the dirt off."
:D :D
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that old chestnut eh?
 
dessiato said:
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Man arrested in Madrid for ejaculating onto a police officer

Man arrested in Madrid for ejaculating onto a police officer
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A lot of questions.
Did he put out his hands to break his fall or use another part of his body?

Why did he fall? Was the ground wet?
Reminds me of the one about a man and woman in the nightclub.
"Do you come here often" said the woman
" Oh every Saturday night" said the man
" That explains why the floor is so sticky" says she
 
Frankly, this stinks



Police investigating after 'human waste' found in empty Coke cans

The cans were empty; someone dranks the contents first :facepalm:
Searching this story there was another which mentioned coke and stools
some which mentioned coke having an Irish twist
some which mentioned coke laying off staff a few days earlier...............
People complain about these drinks having too much sugar

Ah well, shit happens as I often say
 
Thats F A B. The original was much better than this cheap imitation

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Their American dream – an Indian restaurant inside a Nebraska truck stop – attracts diners from all over

OVERTON, Neb. — There’s a burly, red-bearded man parked in one of the two-person booths at this central Nebraska hole in the wall.

He quietly orders a plate of chicken tikka korma, a Budweiser — and a pen, please, for the newspaper crossword puzzle folded on the petite table in front of him, its edge pressed against his plaid-covered barrel chest.

A few minutes later, his fork scrapes audibly across his plate.


“All finished?” Shelly Chaudhary asks.

“I love authentic Indian food,” he says. “So thank you.”

A few seconds later — and just 20 minutes or so after he first sat down — he pays Shelly’s husband, Harry, at the counter. Then he’s off, back to his semi parked in the lot at the Overton exit, headed back on to Interstate 80.

So goes every day at the Jay Bros., a stop along the road east of Lexington where there are no houses. There is no Subway or Starbucks, and hardly any people.

There are only the Chaudharys and their most unlikely version of the American dream: a central Nebraska Punjabi-style Indian restaurant, Taste of India, inside a truck stop.
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Their American dream – an Indian restaurant inside a Nebraska truck stop – attracts diners from all over
 
"Big hunks of ginger" :eek: I think they mean the spice:D, but ginger!

The house specialty is chole bhature: a bowl of chana masala — a saucy chickpea dish with big hunks of fresh-chopped ginger —
 
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