Three lions is the football song isn't it? Jules Rimet still gleaming etcAccording to that article there one theory is he was planning to walk from the hospital to the cathedral and blow himself up in the midst of the congregation. Seems feasible. And very three lions.
No they're not. I was in a black cab once, I paid, then the slimy cunt hit the button, locked me in and started shouting about how women are all slags.I know this has probably been covered - and I'm sure the cabbie is a good guy - but cab doors are always locked until the fare is paid. I'm not 100% sure 'hero' applies here, just really really lucky.
Three lions is the football song isn't it? Jules Rimet still gleaming etc
No they're not. I was in a black cab once, I paid, then the slimy cunt hit the button, locked me in and started shouting about how women are all slags.
No they're not. I was in a black cab once, I paid, then the slimy cunt hit the button, locked me in and started shouting about how women are all slags.
I always thought back in the day it was three lines you know like Adidas?Three lions is the football song isn't it? Jules Rimet still gleaming etc
I didn't clock his number. Black cab so was hailed. Just relieved after screaming let me out that he did. Going back a lot of years.Fucking hell.
I hope you reported him.
I know this has probably been covered - and I'm sure the cabbie is a good guy - but cab doors are always locked until the fare is paid. I'm not 100% sure 'hero' applies here, just really really lucky.
They're certainly not in London. Most of us get out of the cab and pay the driver through the front passenger window. A cab driver once told me that he knows the Londoners when they do that. Only people unused to using black cabs try to squeeze their money through the little hole in the screen.
According to that article there one theory is he was planning to walk from the hospital to the cathedral and blow himself up in the midst of the congregation. Seems feasible. And very three lions.
Well I live in London, I don't use cash!
Then you've either never used back cabs, or are fortunately young enough to have only used them in the last 10-15 years or so because they haven't all taken cards for much longer.
Passengers are never locked into black cabs.
I always have been. You've either got a very trusting face or me and my mates look like a bunch of reprobates. But they never unlocked it until the transaction's complete IME.
I always thought back in the day it was three lines you know like Adidas?
I always liked a World Cup or Euro cup cause of the banter in the pubs. But stuff like LETS DOWN A TEQUILA EVERYTIME MEXICO SCORESAnd Jewels remain still gleaming…
Why would I know Jules Rimet? Football is boring.
I always liked a World Cup or Euro cup cause of the banter in the pubs. But stuff like LETS DOWN A TEQUILA EVERYTIME MEXICO SCORES
I’ve no idea who anyone is though
I always have been. You've either got a very trusting face or me and my mates look like a bunch of reprobates.
Are you sure it's not the safety lock? You can't open the door until that disengages and the light goes out but that's a motion detector that stops dickheads opening the doors when the car is moving. Sometimes it takes a few seconds to disengage after the cab stops so it feels like you're locked in if you try to open the door a bit soon.
This could quite possibly be true. Although I still wouldn't let me out until I had paid the bill if I was a cabbie.
This could quite possibly be true. Although I still wouldn't let me out until I had paid the bill if I was a cabbie.
The time Spymaster tricked Petcha into getting a good hiding from a cabbie.
I think it's just that you've got used to paying whilst sat inside and thinking the doors are locked. Give it a go next time and try the door. You'll find it's not locked!
And who would be running behind the black cab shouting: ‘You are all cunts!’?I’m laughing at the individual urban cabbie scenes now. Two sheds getting a note out and waving it while the cab is in motion, Petcha frantically trying to open the door while the safety lock is on and Spy strolling round to the front window with the confidence of a Genuine Londoner TM
I always get out first before I pay and then pay the driver through the front passenger window.
I've never got out of a cab when it's been raining or pissing it down so the situation has never arisen perhaps if I ever find myself in that situation I will pay whilst still in the cab. There's no particular motivation for me doing what I do, it's just habit that I am sure I could break if ever the need arose.Even when it’s pissing down?
Makes no sense to me to get out into a gale with hail stones raining down to fumble in your pockets when you can simply pay whilst remaining in the cab.
Fixed that for you.Bomber bloke has been namedas Emad Al SwealmeenA Cunt.