Just how toe-curlingly awful will the 'festival of Brexit' be?

[mojo pixy]

They could call it FEXIT, only most people would see that and think I couldn't agree more..

 

[quiet guy]

 

[bellaozzydog]

The queen will die the day before it's supposed to start and it'll be cancelled

A worthwhile price to pay

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[quiet guy]

It's been rebranded as Festival of UK 2022 or FUK22

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

It's been rebranded as Festival of UK 2022 or FUK22

Festival of Culture UK would be a more highbrow title...

 

[stavros]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Pickman's model]

It's been rebranded as Festival of UK 2022 or FUK22

Where's the catch?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Wasn't this in London? Hope he got some antibiotics after.

 

[MrSki]

Wasn't this in London? Hope he got some antibiotics after.

Don't ask me I am a tobbogganist.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Don't ask me I am a tobbogganist.

Oh, in that case I’ll have 20 Bensons and a box of matches please.

 

[not-bono-ever]

-

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

The 10 teams | Festival UK* 2022

Following a three-month R&D programme and a rigorous assessment process, 10 creative teams have been selected to take their ground-breaking projects in

www.festival2022.uk

 

[MrSki]

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Oh god

 

[Pickman's model]

the prescient ft:

<snip>

FUK 2022: the cathartic festival Brexit Britain needs

Downing Street’s desperate attempt to distract us from the pandemic is looking increasingly threadbare

www.ft.com

 

[killer b]

The FT aren't being prescient there, they're just making the same joke, a year ago. Despite what that guy on twitter says, the festival isn't officially known as FUK22. It's officially known as Festival UK*2022

 

[stdP]

It's officially known as Festival UK*2022

Presumably the * points to a * Fucked! at the bottom of the page?

 

[killer b]

Presumably the * points to a * Fucked! at the bottom of the page?

Incredibly, it actually points to the words *working title. So presumably the name will change again before 2022.

 

[Pickman's model]

Presumably the * points to a * Fucked! at the bottom of the page?

No, it's a cat's arsehole. Or it should be.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Does S☼I know?

 

[Steel Icarus]

It's a sun not a bumhole!

 

[fishfinger]

It's a sun not a bumhole!

Are you saying that the sun shines out of your arsehole?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Are you saying that the sun shines out of your arsehole?

Every cat's arsehole, according to their weird owners

 

[fishfinger]

Every cat's arsehole, according to their weird owners

No - it's definitely shit that comes out of my cat's arsehole.

 

[extra dry]

Well#FUked2022