If you were dictator of the UK

[LeytonCatLady]

OK.

11. Hand 6 counties back to Ireland. But don’t say which 6.

I assume Sugar Kane meant the six counties of Northern Ireland?

 

[cyril_smear]

They talk and video call on WhatsApp now

Cunts

there's one at work that does this in the picnic area during breaks. It's as though he wants everybody to know his business, he's a funny sort.

Edit: and if I was dictator I'd hang the bastard for doing it.

 

[tonysingh]

Oh and I'd imprison all those that dislike marmite peanut butter.

 

[tonysingh]

I assume Sugar Kane meant the six counties of Northern Ireland?

Six occupied counties of Ireland.

 

[danny la rouge]

I assume Sugar Kane meant the six counties of Northern Ireland?

I’m the Dictator in this time line!

 

[David Clapson]

Net worth limit of £1m. No second homes. All assets and moneys in excess of these limits to be seized and invested for the public good. Free noise cancelling headphone for users of public transport. Anyone who smokes weed in public has to wear a diver's helmet.

 

[Aladdin]

OK.

11. Hand 6 counties back to Ireland. But don’t say which 6.

That's not what I wrote.

"The 6 counties" refers to the 6 occupied ones as any dictator would know.
Sniff.

 

[danny la rouge]

That's not what I wrote.

"The 6 counties" refers to the 6 occupied ones as any dictator would know.
Sniff.

If I say it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent, it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent. Which part of Dictator didn’t you get?

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

You wouldn't. If there's a job, it either needs doing or it doesn't. If it does someone will want or feel they need to do it. If not, not.

So magically, the number of people wanting to be plasterers will exactly equal the number of plasterer jobs available, and similarly for surgeons, bin men, data entry clerks, belly dancers, estate agents, and bungee jump attendants?

 

[cyril_smear]

OK.

11. Hand 6 counties back to Ireland. But don’t say which 6.

The the is quite definitive in the quote you are misrepresenting.

Even for humorous purposes that was rubbish.

 

[cyril_smear]

If I say it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent, it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent. Which part of Dictator didn’t you get?

again, the the tells you all you need to know.

 

[Saul Goodman]

If I say it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent, it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent. Which part of Dictator didn’t you get?

You can fuck right off. You already send your unwanted shite to Africa. Send them there!

 

[tonysingh]

If I say it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent, it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent. Which part of Dictator didn’t you get?

You can fuck right off. You already send your unwanted shite to Africa. Send them there!

Oi! I live in that there Kent. We're the classy part of the South East, you can't give us away.

 

[Mation]

So magically, the number of people wanting to be plasterers will exactly equal the number of plasterer jobs available, and similarly for surgeons, bin men, data entry clerks, belly dancers, estate agents, and bungee jump attendants?

Nup. Unlikely, without incentives for some jobs. Are the only incentives you can think of financial ones?

Also: Imagine being paid, just for living up to your username!

 

[cyril_smear]

If I say it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent, it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent. Which part of Dictator didn’t you get?

when were they previously a part of Ireland.

 

[danny la rouge]

Oi! I live in that there Kent. We're the classy part of the South East, you can't give us away.

It’s an experiment to see how long it takes you to start wearing bowler hats.

 

[Saul Goodman]

So magically, the number of people wanting to be plasterers will exactly equal the number of plasterer jobs available, and similarly for surgeons, bin men, data entry clerks, belly dancers, estate agents, and bungee jump attendants?

Can't see many people choosing to shovel shit in a sewer when mowing the grass in parks pays the same and smells so much better.

 

[Saul Goodman]

It’s an experiment to see how long it takes you to start wearing bowler hats.

Flute and sash, too.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

What everyone is forgetting is that dictators don't always get to decide what happens. Stalin orders an increase in pig iron production in the Urals and, lo and behold, pig iron production increases in the Urals. Nothing necessarily changes on the ground but everyone tells the bloke at the top that all is as he wants. So next time danny la rouge says summat silly about the 6 counties, just pretend to agree with him.

 

[danny la rouge]

Flute and sash, too.

The bonfires will only get gargantuan when they think their time is nearing its end. Keep an eye on the height of the bonfires.

 

[Mation]

Can't see many people choosing to shovel shit in a sewer when mowing the grass in parks pays the same and smells so much better.

Not many, no. But I'd bet there'd be some people (perhaps with a dampened sense of smell), who'd want to be the person who could cope with doing something others didn't want to but that was needed. Or otherwise that we'd have to think of some other way to deal with whatever problem we were left with.

 

[Aladdin]

If I say it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent, it’s Essex, Cornwall, Derbyshire, Oxfordshire, Cumbria and Kent. Which part of Dictator didn’t you get?

Well...as I am the dictator in my universe till be Fermanagh, Antrim, Tyrone, Derry, Armagh and Down.

You can do what you want with your counties in your own dictatorship.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Nup. Unlikely, without incentives for some jobs. Are the only incentives you can think of financial ones?

Also: Imagine being paid, just for living up to your username!

I knew this username would provide a payoff eventually

 

[Aladdin]

Oi! I live in that there Kent. We're the classy part of the South East, you can't give us away.

"You cant give us away"
Could be interpreted another way...

 

[Saul Goodman]

I knew this username would provide a payoff eventually

No, it won't... never.

 

[danny la rouge]

"You cant give us away"

Turns out it’s true. The Taoiseach says he’s alright for cliffs. So we’ve gone with Surrey instead.

 

[Aladdin]

Turns out it’s true. The Taoiseach says he’s alright for cliffs. So we’ve gone with Surrey instead.

The taoiseach is no longer in charge. I sacked him. So it doesn't matter.

 

[danny la rouge]

The taoiseach is no longer in charge. I sacked him. So it doesn't matter.

I hate parallel universes! They’re worse than time travel.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Totally agree. Most housing areas divided into community blocks with their own medical clinic, free laundry and repair facilities, outdoor gym and kids area, little local shop selling basics, some growing spaces, and your canteen open for free/very cheap basic meals.

The Soviet ideal.

 

[BigMoaner]

Crystal Palace fans to wear full Millwall kit for 3 months a year.