How do you have your kebab?

[Ranbay]

 

[UnderOpenSky]

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I mean I was pleasantly suprised by their bags of donner meat.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

Large kebab meat chips and salad from local place I stopped at on the way home as finished work late. Stuffed and have meat left.

£5.09 with the discount for using their own website and collecting rather then using someone like Just Eat. Salad even comes in a seperate bag.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

Well that was embarrassing. Tried a new place tonight. I had a run today so thought I'd try the "monster". I knew I fucked up when they handed it to me and I felt thr weight. Layer of chips, thick layer of donner meat and chicken, naan underneath and onion bahji round the side.

Before



After



Totally defeated and I've eaten at best half the chips and meat and barely touched the naan.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Well that was embarrassing. Tried a new place tonight. I had a run today so thought I'd try the "monster". I knew I fucked up when they handed it to me and I felt thr weight. Layer of chips, thick layer of donner meat and chicken, naan underneath and onion bahji round the side.

Before

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After

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Totally defeated and I've eaten at best half the chips and meat and barely touched the naan.

Oh ffs. Hope you can get that in a fridge and reheat later!

 

[8ball]

Well that was embarrassing. Tried a new place tonight. I had a run today so thought I'd try the "monster". I knew I fucked up when they handed it to me and I felt thr weight. Layer of chips, thick layer of donner meat and chicken, naan underneath and onion bahji round the side.

Before

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After

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Totally defeated and I've eaten at best half the chips and meat and barely touched the naan.

I think “small horde of monsters” might have been a more appropriate name for that one.

 

[Spymaster]

Well that was embarrassing. Tried a new place tonight. I had a run today so thought I'd try the "monster". I knew I fucked up when they handed it to me and I felt thr weight. Layer of chips, thick layer of donner meat and chicken, naan underneath and onion bahji round the side.

Before

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After

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Totally defeated and I've eaten at best half the chips and meat and barely touched the naan.

That's some weird looking donner meat.

 

[Epona]

Jesus Fucking H Christ, that's massive

 

[UnderOpenSky]

I'll rescue the meat at least, chips don't really re-heat well. My normal place is ok, but the portions aren't epic and I was hungry. Plus they don't have loads of options. Now I know this place isn't stingy I'll try this next

That's some weird looking donner meat.

Cooked with sauce apparently

 

[Spymaster]

Well that was embarrassing. Tried a new place tonight. I had a run today so thought I'd try the "monster". I knew I fucked up when they handed it to me and I felt thr weight. Layer of chips, thick layer of donner meat and chicken, naan underneath and onion bahji round the side.

Before

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After

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Totally defeated and I've eaten at best half the chips and meat and barely touched the naan.

It looks like they got to the end of the day and wanted to home, so just fired everything they had left into a box!

 

[Johnny Vodka]

I'll rescue the meat at least, chips don't really re-heat well. My normal place is ok, but the portions aren't epic and I was hungry. Plus they don't have loads of options. Now I know this place isn't stingy I'll try this next

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Cooked with sauce apparently

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I would just blast the chips in the oven - be okay!

 

[Epona]

I would just blast the chips in the oven - be okay!

This, I normally can't get through a whole portion of small fish & chips from our local chippy and regularly just spread all the leftovers out on a baking tray and reheat the next day - works fine.

 

[Epona]

How do you have your kebab?
Delivered on a flatbed truck please.

Seriously never seen the like, was there any indication on the menu board how many it was intended to feed?

 

[Elpenor]

That must be an entire kilo bag of chips

 

[xenon]

Dammit I want a kebab now. I already had one this morning. Leftover from last night. i’m going chicken doner these days.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

Well I ditched the chips and bhajis, but the naan and meat did me a fine breakfast yesterday and there's a decent amount of meat for lunch today, which I'll have with rice. I've got a decent appetite so for 13.50 that's not bad value.

Seeing as my OH is away I might try the Flaming Badboy on Wednesday.

 

[Spymaster]

Well I ditched the chips and bhajis, but the naan and meat did me a fine breakfast yesterday and there's a decent amount of meat for lunch today, which I'll have with rice. I've got a decent appetite so for 13.50 that's not bad value.

Seeing as my OH is away I might try the Flaming Badboy on Wednesday.

Mr Spy is out on Thursday, so I've earmarked that evening for a large mixed OG from German Doner Kebab.

 

[Numbers]

Leftover chips are great in a tortilla the next day.

 

[Numbers]

Had these on Saturday - from that butchers in Bethnal Green Epona



But... didn't eat them like that, chopped them up and made them into a penne and cheese bake instead.

 

[ska invita]

would you like some extra meat and chips with your kebab?
i mean it looks delicious, hard to say no

 

[UnderOpenSky]

would you like some extra meat and chips with your kebab?
i mean it looks delicious, hard to say no
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I mean thats my budget order from the other place. With collection discount it's only a fiver. Cover in chilli sauce with a free bag of salad seperate.

 

[Voley]

Just read a page or two of this thread and I'm fucking starving now.

 

[Numbers]

Just read a page or two of this thread and I'm fucking starving now.

I had a sneaky cpl of fork fulls of the bake.

 

[newme]

Just read a page or two of this thread and I'm fucking starving now.

I went and had some leftover kebab when I saw this. Somehow there is still more left.

 

[wtfftw]

help me out! I thought someone here found the perfect jarred chillis. Which thread was that on?

(Chemistry is on a home kebab mission).

 

[Epona]

help me out! I thought someone here found the perfect jarred chillis. Which thread was that on?

(Chemistry is on a home kebab mission).

I remembered that post, it took a while to hunt it down tho cos the search function is shit - fortunately I remembered one of the brands that was mentioned which helped - turns out it was its own thread.

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/another-brine-mess-you%E2%80%99ve-gotten-us-into.383746/

 

[wtfftw]

I remembered that post, it took a while to hunt it down tho cos the search function is shit - fortunately I remembered one of the brands that was mentioned which helped - turns out it was its own thread.

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/another-brine-mess-you%E2%80%99ve-gotten-us-into.383746/

Thank you! been driving me nuts. Silly me for looking in suburban

 

[wtfftw]

Chemistry made donner

 

[newme]

We found the kebab shop chili's and I make far better salad. They seem to just fill the box regardless of what's selected so pick just the triple kebab thing and it's 80% meat and 20% chips. Thing lasted me 3 days with a few naans and then some wraps. Actually ended up surprisingly cheap per meal for a treat.

 

[nightowl]

Just onion and mayo on my kebab please.