Glastonbury 2007 pt1: the build-up

[david dissadent]

Resales by phone only.

 

[Firky]

There are those she-pees near the Pyramid stage where the ladies can piss through a funnel standing up. I think the the rest of them are mixed.

Hhmm, I doubt she'll be keen on that idea. I Will train her to piss in a bucket in the tent.

 

[moose]

No seperate women's loos apart from she-pees, and she'd probably sprinkle her pink trainers in there as well as her lettuce.

Teach her to hover.

 

[Firky]

She has bought these for Glastonbury, so should you see a pair of these under the cubicle, say hello

 

[pengaleng]

am tellin ya, gonna have rubber gloves a cloth and some spray dettol in me bag

 

[Firky]

 

[pengaleng]

there is NO FUCKING WAY I am going near that.

 

[Crispy]

there are clean toilets at glastonbury.
look at my face, that's not a lying face.

 

[Firky]

My tip, tp is to poo in the tent. It is pretty ming but quite frankly I'd rather shit in the tent than pick up ebola from a loose bowled hippy.




No one has mentioned tape this year?

 

[Sunray]

there is NO FUCKING WAY I am going near that.

I was thinking that that was a fairly clean example.

 

[William of Walworth]

I was thinking that that was a fairly clean example.

Yeah far from the worst as Glasto hellpits go ...

Fuckin hell teeps, are you sure you're ideally suited for the erm ... how shall I put it ... 'rough and tumble' of Glastonbury?

 

[William of Walworth]

If it's very hot, which it surely will be , make damned sure you avoid the Turdises (R, TM) and make even surer that you favour the longdrops

 

[William of Walworth]

there are clean toilets at glastonbury.
look at my face, that's not a lying face.

Flushing ones, if you know where to look.

Ask a Festographer

 

[moose]

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

 

[William of Walworth]

Definitely

Bring wellies and boots and waterproofs, but leave em in the car or tent or livein vehicle.

You won't need them this year

</evidence-free confidence, based ultra irrationally on current wall to wall sunshine ... >

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

there is NO FUCKING WAY I am going near that.

PMSL

You're just gonna love glasto, I can tell

 

[pengaleng]

PMSL

You're just gonna love glasto, I can tell

piss off its not my fault if I was lied to

am gonna carry cleaning essentials with me at all times

 

[dolly's gal]

piss off its not my fault if I was lied to

am gonna carry cleaning essentials with me at all times

yous is gunner have well good time - me jealous as fuck!

enjoy yerselfs pet - you deserves it

 

[pengaleng]

I probably will, but who the fuck would leave a public facility in that fucking state, obviously them skanky little nit infested hippies who dont wash have no respect for other people, I couldnt give a fuck if they have dysentery from their shitty lifestyles... theres no need to fucking crap ON a toilet seat.

 

[dolly's gal]

I probably will, but who the fuck would leave a public facility in that fucking state, obviously them skanky little nit infested hippies who dont wash have no respect for other people, I couldnt give a fuck if they get dissentry either.

make sure you takes shampoo an ting. me seen your hair - you obv take good care of it

 

[pengaleng]

make sure you takes shampoo an ting. me seen your hair - you obv take good care of it

yeh man, am totally taking me face mask too, me mam thinks I'm a reet nuttah

 

[Portia]

heeh anyone who buys a ticket is a fuckin idiot putnter and theyr goin to get ripped off big style by me and my mates lol basicly dont buy anythin from anyone in the kings field theyre all dodgy cunts heh im pissd as fuk donjt take ne ntice of me

 

[dolly's gal]

yeh man, am totally taking me face mask too, me mam thinks I'm a reet nuttah

you is dude. but in a good way xxxxx

 

[Firky]

I probably will, but who the fuck would leave a public facility in that fucking state, obviously them skanky little nit infested hippies who dont wash have no respect for other people, I couldnt give a fuck if they have dysentery from their shitty lifestyles... theres no need to fucking crap ON a toilet seat.

 

[dolly's gal]

you is an IGNORER!!!

 

[Firky]

LOL

I didn't ignore her, I left the phone down stairs. Now she is ignoring me

 

[dolly's gal]

LOL

I didn't ignore her, I left the phone down stairs. Now she is ignoring me

me dude ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Firky]

OH!! Shit, I had two missed calls?

Oh fuck, sake. Sorry

I told you I was going out

Its not ringing now is it? Its on silent in me jacket

when did you call?

SCREWING WITH MY MELON MAN

 

[Firky]

I'll gan and get it but am going to kip in a bit