F1 2017

[Limejuice]

A massive crash?

Four cars and three world champions all trying to set their race up in the first kilometre; pursued by sixteen thundering F1 hopefuls all deeply resentful of the better cars in front of them; with one or two crashy people in a maelstrom of adrenaline, brake dust, carbon fibre and aftershave.

 

[Supine]

Crashy people

 

[Limejuice]

Those singers all look like they're dressed in my grandma's antimacassars.

 

[spitfire]

Ah right, Kuban with a K. I though they didn't look very Cuban.

Kuban Cossack Choir - Wikipedia

Love Coulthards first line of wikipedia description link.

 

[Limejuice]

Brundle: 67% chance of a safety car.

 

[Limejuice]

Alonso.

 

[spitfire]

gah.

 

[Ax^]

Ffs

 

[Limejuice]

Bottas

 

[spitfire]

WTF has happened to Palmer now???

 

[Ax^]

Palmer ffs

 

[Limejuice]

Danny Ric

 

[Supine]

Looking like a bit of a procession now. Hopefully something will go down soon.

 

[1%er]

Bottas doing the only thing he can do to nullify team orders, get out front and stay there

 

[Ax^]

hmm still not sure of hammy passing skills this year

 

[Limejuice]

Keep calm, Botty.

First win is waiting.

 

[1%er]

Botty.

 

[Ax^]

botty channelling Kimi

"less talk"

 

[Limejuice]

botty channelling Kimi

"less talk"

Same Finnishing school?

 

[Ax^]

oh and stroll might just finish a race...

 

[Ax^]

Massa

 

[1%er]

Driver of the day?
I'd say Bottas, the only person to win a Russian GP while not starting from the front row

 

[Indeliblelink]

Well deserved win for Valtteri

Thank you Massa for your help.

 

[Ax^]

Bottas

"fuck me 80 races"

 

[1%er]

That was the best way to answer all the questions about team orders, well done Bottas

 

[Limejuice]

Driver of the day?
I'd say Bottas, the only person to win a Russian GP while not starting from the front row

Agreed.

Great start for him, which set up his entire race.

 

[Limejuice]

Well deserved win for Valtteri

Thank you Massa for your help.

Massa to Ferrari: "Sorry, Valteri is faster than you."

 

[1%er]

Bottas

"fuck me 80 races"

But 3 races to get a pole and 4 races to get a win once he got in a really good car

 

[Limejuice]

And now a party political broadcast for the Putin party...

 

[Limejuice]

See the guy holding Putin's nuclear handbag? To the left of the podium.