Donald Trump the road that might not lead to the White House - Redux 2024 thread.

[krtek a houby]

Bible studies with Donald Jesus Trump

 

[moochedit]

Hasn't got round to a proper Trump library yet though

Has he ever read anything?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bible studies with Donald Jesus Trump

Audio books and picture card-based, I'm guessing

 

[moochedit]

Has he ever read anything?

I'd forgotten ... the bible....it's his favourite book...nobody knows more about the bible than trump does ...

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'd forgotten ... the bible....it's his favourite book...nobody knows more about the bible than trump does ...

No one Noahs as much as Trump Noahs

 

[Yossarian]

Has he ever read anything?

I think he's probably read fewer books than he's allegedly "written"

 

[krtek a houby]

No one Noahs as much as Trump Noahs

It's the greatest of all story arks

 

[Ax^]

Hasn't got round to a proper Trump library yet though

to be fair you don't need that much space for to poorly filled in colouring books


hmm would we not have to kill trump before renaming the airport

is that normally the rule we this things, the person has to be brown bread before the rename and airport

 

[Yossarian]

This Xinhua report about Trump reciting his favorite books about China is about as believable as Kim Jong Il's 11 holes-in-one in his first game of golf

"I've read hundreds of books about China over the decades," Trump said in a recent interview with Xinhua, the official press agency of the People's Republic of China. "I know the Chinese. I've made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind."

When later asked if he would care to list some of his favorite books about China, the billionaire mogul, an author himself of numerous books, proceeded to recite by memory his top twenty.

Here they are in the order in which they were named:

1. The Party by Richard McGregor
2. On China by Henry Kissinger
3. Mao: The Untold Story by Jung Chang
4. Tide Players by Jianying Zha
5. One Billion Customers by James McGregor
6. The Coming China Wars by Peter W. Navarro
7. The Beijing Consensus by Stefan Halper
8. China CEO by Juan Antonio Fernandez and Laurie Underwood
9. Poorly Made in China by Paul Midler
10. CHINA: Portrait of a People by Tom Carter
11. The Man Who Loved China by Simon Winchester
12. China Shakes the World by James Kynge
13. Mr. China by Tim Clissold
14. Country Driving by Peter Hessler
15. The Dragon's Gift by Deborah Brautigam
16. Factory Girls by Leslie T. Chang
17. The Heavenly Man by Brother Yun
18. 1421 by Gavin Menzies
19. Seven Years in Tibet by Heinrich Harrer
20. Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother by Amy Chua

Donald Trump's Favorite Chinese Books

American billionaire presidential candidate Donald Trump proposes trade war with China, backs up opinion with reading list of 20 favorite books on China.

www.newswire.com

 

[Yossarian]

hmm would we not have to kill trump before renaming the airport

is that normally the rule we this things, the person has to be brown bread before the rename and airport

There's already the Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport in Little Rock, Arkansas. I hadn't heard of it before its director was killed in a shootout with ATF agents a few weeks ago

 

[DaveCinzano]

There's already the Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport in Little Rock, Arkansas. I hadn't heard of it before its director was killed in a shootout with ATF agents a few weeks ago

If there's one thing I've learned from the Drudge Report, it's DON'T FUCK WITH THE CLINTONS

 

[Lord Camomile]

Trump Media stock plunging today, suggesting this commentator is correct

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Genuinely sniggered when it got to the punchline figures

May all be bollocks (I mean, to a certain definition, it all is), but funny nonetheless.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

He's paid the $175m bond, apparently

Bond rejected

Why have Trump’s bond documents been rejected?

Missing financial information has meant that some documents have been ‘returned for correction’ to Donald Trump and his his legal team

www.independent.co.uk

In addition to running for the presidency, Mr Trump is also battling four criminal cases in Washington DC, New York, Georgia and Florida, chewing up an estimated $230,000 per day in legal expenses and struggling to fund time to accommodate both court dates and campaign commitments, a problem that could become ever-more convoluted as the year progresses.

 

[andysays]

Bond rejected

Why have Trump’s bond documents been rejected?

Missing financial information has meant that some documents have been ‘returned for correction’ to Donald Trump and his his legal team

www.independent.co.uk

Maybe he got Laurence Fox to help with the paperwork

 

[cupid_stunt]

Just checked how well it's all going...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Bond rejected

Why have Trump’s bond documents been rejected?

Missing financial information has meant that some documents have been ‘returned for correction’ to Donald Trump and his his legal team

www.independent.co.uk

Fucking hell, spunking an estimated $230,000 per day in legal expenses, and they can't even correctly submit, what should be something simple for them.

The blunder was first spotted by New York attorney Jeffrey K Levine, who posted a screenshot of the court’s explanation for the rejection, which read: “The court has returned the documents listed below for the following reasons: Please include a current financial statement and Power of Attorney.

“Additionally, please list the name of the Attorney-in-Fact under the signature line on the Undertaking. Please use the ‘Refile Document’ link for Doc. No. 1707 to resubmit the corrected filing. Thank you and have a great day.”

 

[stavros]

Has he ever read anything?

What? He wrote the bestseller The Art of the Deal.

I don't know.

 

[petee]

I'm on record saying Biden will win.

otoh,

Inside the Terrifyingly Competent Trump 2024 Campaign

With Donald Trump mostly focused on his own legal peril—leaving staffers free to run the campaign—the candidate’s third bid for the White House is as efficient as it is explicitly authoritarian. How worried should you be? Very.

www.vanityfair.com

 

[two sheds]

I've given up hoping that trump will get convicted of anything or have to pay anything to anyone and am now just concentrating on the entertainment value

That Guy Who Backed Trump’s Bond? He May Not Have the Money

New York Attorney General Letitia James doesn’t trust Don Hankey.

newrepublic.com

New York Attorney General Letitia James has some questions about Donald Trump’s $175 million bond insurer—mainly, if it can even guarantee the full amount if push comes to shove.

In a court filing on Thursday, Knight Speciality Insurance Company revealed that its liquid assets don’t meet the needs of Trump’s already minimized bond. According to a financial assessment, the company, owned by billionaire Don Hankey, has just $138 million in “surplus.” Knight would therefore need to spend 127 percent of its reserves in order to cover Trump’s bond—far more than the 10 percent of a state-regulated suretor’s surplus that’s allowed by New York law.

Lawyers for the attorney general’s office also noted that the insurance company was trying to operate “without a certificate of qualification” in the state.

James’s office has given Trump and his new financial bedfellows 10 days to “justify the surety.”

 

[kabbes]

All of that is a death knell for an insurer. Even trying to operate outside your licence is by itself pretty darn serious

 

[krtek a houby]

A look at the "speeches" of poor, persecuted Trump.

Trump’s bizarre, vindictive incoherence has to be heard in full to be believed

Excerpts from his speeches do not do justice to Trump’s smorgasbord of vendettas, non sequiturs and comparisons to famous people

www.theguardian.com

 

[moochedit]

Honest Don's latest honest ad..

 

[WouldBe]

"It's not the moon plunging the US into darkness. It's Donald Trump's ego."
CFY.

 

[spitfire]

not the only trump related thing plunging today.

 

[andysays]

Honest Don's latest honest ad..

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Is this for real, or is a week late April Fool?

 

[Pickman's model]

Honest Don's latest honest ad..

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shouldn't there be a light in the middle of his head, where the light passes through from one ear to the other?

 

[Pickman's model]

not the only trump related thing plunging today.



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sadly it doesn't look quite so impressive if you look at its performance over the past month

 

[spitfire]

It's only going in one direction and is a huge drop from it's highest price. He'll be livid.

 

[teqniq]

Trump's over-inflated head for the win is not the win they think it might be.

 

[Pickman's model]

Trump's over-inflated head for the win is not the win they think it might be.

it'll make its explosion more amusing