Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[equationgirl]

And I see they're now trying to claim they never said anything about an exemption for people coming into the UK from France, so there's clearly been a large amount of backpedaling going on.

 

[Pickman's model]

And I see they're now trying to claim they never said anything about an exemption for people coming into the UK from France, so there's clearly been a large amount of backpedaling going on.

We have always been at war with eastasia

 

[equationgirl]

We have always been at war with eastasia

You're going to have to explain that one, brain not working great...

 

[Saul Goodman]

You're going to have to explain that one, brain not working great...

1984

 

[equationgirl]

Thanks.

 

[two sheds]

I always remember "boot production up 200%" while people were walking round barefoot from 1984 but I did search and couldn't find it

 

[scifisam]

so 5 days after the waffling shit bird latest rambling speech


Coronavirus infection 'R' rate in UK creeps up



in typical BBC Fashion the effects of Bojo Ballocks is unknown

Lets see what happens when half the country heads to the coast on the weekend

I'm sorry, this is really trivial, but is there a reason you write ballocks instead of bollocks? I don't pick up people on spelling mistakes or predictive text errors on here in general, but you do this one a lot and it bugs me a little.

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm sorry, this is really trivial, but is there a reason you write ballocks instead of bollocks? I don't pick up people on spelling mistakes or predictive text errors on here in general, but you do this one a lot and it bugs me a little.

just the Irish way of saying it innit

 

[Ax^]

I'm sorry, this is really trivial, but is there a reason you write ballocks instead of bollocks? I don't pick up people on spelling mistakes or predictive text errors on here in general, but you do this one a lot and it bugs me a little.

learning to spell with phonics


and at the time in 2 languages



*shrugs *

suspect i pronouce it "Ballocks"

might be an irish thingy

*ETA Don't mind the pulling me up on spelling reminds me of a certian type of like you used to get ..

 

[DotCommunist]

could be second time lucky?

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Harsh

 

[frogwoman]

could be second time lucky?

That's what I said lol

 

[cupid_stunt]

Harsh

But, fair.

Especially if it takes out Cummings as well.

 

[Wilf]

Curses, I wanted to be the first person to re-wish him dead! And to avoid being accused of partisan death wishing, I hope Blair gets it and dies as well.

 

[Calamity1971]

Good time to self isolate and hide in a fridge for 14days .

 

[frogwoman]

 

[Cerv]

shocking if the virus doesn't respect that it was a work meeting, not social

 

[Sprocket.]

I think he should change his name from Boris to Egon. Because every time there’s a bit of a crisis everyone is asking where’s Egon?

 

[cupid_stunt]

TBF, that tweet is dumb as it quotes rules regarding households mixing, whereas their meeting was clearly work related.

 

[Raheem]

I think he should change his name from Boris to Egon. Because every time there’s a bit of a crisis everyone is asking where’s Egon?

Or "when's Egon?"

 

[brogdale]

TBF, that tweet is dumb as it quotes rules regarding households mixing, whereas their meeting was clearly work related.

Says they were having breakfast together.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Wouldn't Boris be immune, having contracted it already?

 

[Orang Utan]

Wouldn't Boris be immune, having contracted it already?

Not necessarily

 

[mx wcfc]

Wouldn't Boris be immune, having contracted it already?

I guess we are going to find out, aren't we?

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[maomao]

My mum's mate has had it twice tested in hospital six months apart. Which I have been taking with a big pinch of old lady salt but am now using as a source of hope (my mum's friend is fine btw).

 

[cyril_smear]

could be second time lucky?

Have I missed summat?

 

[brogdale]

Wouldn't Boris be immune, having contracted it already?

Johnson.

 

[klang]

too much fizz again

 

[Dogsauce]

Anderson is a proper twat though, one of the new northern lot. Same guy who did that stunt where he was being tailed by the BBC when out canvassing and pretended some guy he doorstepped was unknown to him despite being a friend/party member. Thick as mince.