Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[brogdale]

You've got to laugh...

Especially given that the whole 'working breakfast' was merely a photo op for this selection of dullard, nonentity lobby fodder to pump out to their credulous constituents .

 

[existentialist]

Especially given that the whole 'working breakfast' was merely a photo op for this selection of dullard, nonentity lobby fodder to pump out to their credulous constituents .

"Ooh, look, I'm touching the hem of Boris' robe!"

 

[DJWrongspeed]

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More pics here

I don't get it, why were they meeting inside No.10 , no masks and it was actually during lockdown anyway?
Not exactly leading by example is it?

 

[Sprocket.]

"Ooh, look, I'm touching the hem of Boris' robe!"

He’ll be kissing his ring next!

 

[brogdale]

More pics here

I don't get it, why were they meeting inside No.10 , no masks and it was actually during lockdown anyway?
Not exactly leading by example is it?

Their constituency Xmas cards & websites; that's all.

 

[brogdale]

He’ll be kissing his ring next!

Grooms of the stool.

 

[Badgers]

Any more cabinet members, MPs or staff now isolating too?

 

[Pickman's model]

Any more cabinet members, MPs or staff now isolating too?

michael gove's cowering under his desk. but that's probably just his usual cowardice.

 

[Badgers]

michael gove's cowering under his desk. but that's probably just his usual cowardice.

Or he is on a come down

 

[Pickman's model]

Or he is on a come down

here's looking forward to his final come down, when he descends from the gallows at a rather greater speed than he ascended.

 

[brogdale]

Any more cabinet members, MPs or staff now isolating too?

Little Gino Francois appears to be entering his 7th consecutive period of self-isoaltion; not fizzing with antibodies obvs

 

[Chilli.s]

More pics here

I don't get it, why were they meeting inside No.10 , no masks and it was actually during lockdown anyway?
Not exactly leading by example is it?

Covid secure workplace... well that's what h+s call it. It means nothing though.

 

[existentialist]

Covid secure workplace... well that's what h+s call it. It means nothing though.

Well, it means nothing all the time they haven't told the virus...

 

[Pickman's model]

Well, it means nothing all the time they haven't told the virus...

tbh even if they have told the virus it still means nothing

 

[Dogsauce]

Little Gino Francois appears to be entering his 7th consecutive period of self-isoaltion; not fizzing with antibodies obvs

It’ll be like Day of the Triffids, a particularly harsh strain will clear out the House of Commons, nobody left alive, then Francois appears stumbling from the dark isolation to save humanity.

 

[frogwoman]

some truly staggering bits in this article. Covid-19: Boris Johnson and six Tory MPs self-isolating after No 10 meeting

Asked about a photo of the prime minister and Mr Anderson taken at the meeting, Downing Street said: "They are stood side-by-side, rather than face-to-face."

 

[danny la rouge]

some truly staggering bits in this article. Covid-19: Boris Johnson and six Tory MPs self-isolating after No 10 meeting

No wonder people have lockdown fatigue.

 

[elbows]

Johnsons claim to be 'bursting with antibodies' may yet blow up in his face.

 

[danny la rouge]

Johnsons claim to be 'bursting with antibodies' may yet blow up in his face.

I’m in the mood for something blowing up in his fucking stupid fuckingbastard fucking face.

 

[frogwoman]

i think he should be careful what he wishes for when he's on about boxing gloves pummelling things to the ground.

 

[agricola]

Johnsons claim to be 'bursting with antibodies' may yet blow up in his face.

Especially when they've been calling for people who've had it and recovered to donate blood, plasma etc.

 

[Sprocket.]

I’m in the mood for something blowing up in his fucking stupid fuckingbastard fucking face.

Good afternoon reverend.

 

[danny la rouge]

Good afternoon reverend.

Hiya. I’m feeling a bit fragile today. So Johnston can do one, the cunt.

 

[Raheem]

Johnsons claim to be 'bursting with antibodies' may yet blow up in his face.

He was fizzing with ideas the other day. How long before he's teeming with worms?

 

[Wilf]

Johnson's primary colours, his persona, his self, is the full on self serving shitty twat of cuntiness. But then there's the mezzanine floor of extra dumb ass fucking stupidity, layered on top. 'We were side by side.' FFS!

It's nowhere near the top of the list of egregious stupidity, those sins have killed thousands. Just a minor daily example of cunt on cunt virus spreading. Problem is, just as with trump's behaviour and super spreading, all of this affects the staff, servants and flunkies these people are surrounded with. Mindblowing everyday tales of stupidity. 'Work from home when you can...'

 

[Badgers]

Is it correct that 10 MPs and 2 aides (so far) are also isolating?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Is it correct that 10 MPs and 2 aides (so far) are also isolating?

Yes.

 

[Badgers]

Yes.

Would be nice if the negligent person or people paid their salaries rather than the tax payer.

 

[maomao]

He was fizzing with ideas the other day. How long before he's teeming with worms?

Not long enough.

 

[frogwoman]

Boris Johnson has already had Covid-19

'Make him a prisoner of zoom'