Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[Orang Utan]

Have I missed summat?

Yes

 

[LDC]

Wouldn't Boris be immune, having contracted it already?

Possibly, but nobody exactly 100% sure yet, and he might still be able to spread it, so needs to self isolate the same as anyone else would. The app, T&T, and the general process doesn't differentiate between those previously infected or not for good reason.

 

[cyril_smear]

Yes

Pray tell then.

 

[Orang Utan]

Pray tell then.

No

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Says they were having breakfast together.

"work breakfast"

A friend of mine pointed out the other day that these people don't actually have friends - every social contact they have is through work. Even their partners are work partners. So they can just carry on as normal with the "restrictions" as they are.

 

[cyril_smear]

No

Pathetic wanker.

 

[Orang Utan]

Pathetic wanker.

That’s you innit if the fact that the PM was hospitalised with COVID in April has managed to pass you by

 

[brogdale]

"work breakfast"

Not something I'm familiar with...or ever will be.

 

[cyril_smear]

That’s you innit if the fact that the PM was hospitalised with COVID in April has managed to pass you by

That was April. Who cares.

 

[Orang Utan]

That was April. Who cares.

You were asking if you’d missed something

 

[two sheds]

That’s you innit if the fact that the PM was hospitalised with COVID in April has managed to pass you by

Antibody immunity drops after 6 months or so doesn't it according to REACT-2?

Just sayin'

 

[Artaxerxes]

TBF, that tweet is dumb as it quotes rules regarding households mixing, whereas their meeting was clearly work related.

The work guidelines state:

3.4 Meetings
Objective: To reduce transmission due to face-to-face meetings and maintain social distancing in meetings.
Steps that will usually be needed:

1. Using remote working tools to avoid in-person meetings.
2. Only absolutely necessary participants should physically attend meetings and should maintain social distancing (2m, or 1m with risk mitigation where 2m is not viable).
3. Avoiding transmission during meetings, for example avoiding sharing pens, documents and other objects.
4. Providing hand sanitiser in meeting rooms.
5. Holding meetings outdoors or in well-ventilated rooms whenever possible.
6. For areas where regular meetings take place, using floor signage to help people maintain social distancing.

 

[quimcunx]

That was April. Who cares.

It's not exciting. He's not got it again just isolating because hes been in contact with someone who has it.

This thread got me excited needlessly!

 

[cyril_smear]

It's not exciting. He's not got it again just isolating because hes been in contact with someone who has it.

This thread got me excited needlessly!

We can live in hope.

I hadn’t seen anything about it until I saw this thread pop up.

 

[brogdale]

Allegro tweets...

 

[not a trot]

Well it's really going all nuts now.

 

[brogdale]

It's the curse of the dommy.

 

[UrbaneFox]

It's not exciting. He's not got it again just isolating because hes been in contact with someone who has it.

This thread got me excited needlessly!

Don't give up hope. BJ has got long Covid, so we're still in with a chance.

 

[quiet guy]

He must be the only bloody person that Dido's Track and Trace has managed to contact

 

[ruffneck23]

this is... ( I expect to be laughed out of the room here...)

If he had it in the first place, back way back when , not based on any evidence apart from how the fuckers lie and spin everything.

It would be highly amusing if first time was a blag and this time it actually does him in

 

[Gerry1time]

It's funny isn't it. The head of comms gets kicked out, partly at the behest of a new media spokeperson, then suddenly there's a minister getting put forward for a Piers Morgan interview again, and a national story making headlines about the 'NHS' test and trace app working effectively, that also happens to change the narrative around the Prime Minister.

Isn't random chance odd.

 

[Sprocket.]

As the CIA always say, coincidences take a hell of a lot of planning.

 

[tim]

Antibody immunity drops after 6 months or so doesn't it according to REACT-2?

Just sayin'

kropotkin spoke about reinfection here and below, suggesting that vaccines are not quite the panacea they are being touted to be.

Possible vaccines/treatment(s) for Coronavirus

 

[Flavour]

Nothing says "second wave" like a second BJ hospitalization!

 

[cyril_smear]

Don't give up hope. BJ has got long Covid, so we're still in with a chance.

If you wanted be a really horrible cunt you could say at least his baby won't grow up knowing he was its father. But only if you wanted to be a really horrible cunt.

 

[Raheem]

If you wanted be a really horrible cunt you could say at least his baby won't grow up knowing he was its father. But only if you wanted to be a really horrible cunt.

There's quite a strong chance of that anyway, TBF.

 

[cyril_smear]

There's quite a strong chance of that anyway, TBF.

I'm no fan, but it just struck me for a second that we are wishing him dead and he's got a young child and a missus at home. Just for a second.

 

[mx wcfc]

I'm no fan, but it just struck me for a second that we are wishing him dead and he's got a young child and a missus at home. Just for a second.

There are a lot of people with kids and family at home who are dead as a result of his piss poor management of this pandemic. Fuck him.

 

[krtek a houby]

I'm no fan, but it just struck me for a second that we are wishing him dead and he's got a young child and a missus at home. Just for a second.

His incompetence has seen thousands die.

He wouldn't be missed.

 

[Calamity1971]

I'm no fan, but it just struck me for a second that we are wishing him dead and he's got a young child and a missus at home. Just for a second.

You're forgetting his other children he doesn't give a fuck about either.