Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[Smangus]

A few dum dums would burst his head nicely.

 

[Yossarian]

Wow, almost a year since Johnson's tragic survival.

 

[Pickman's model]

Wow, almost a year since Johnson's tragic survival.

providence has in store for him a more painful and indeed amusing departure from this mortal coil

 

[Raheem]

Wow, almost a year since Johnson's tragic survival.

Be more specific. Johnson has a tragic survival every single day.

 

[MrCurry]

Wow, almost a year since Johnson's tragic survival.

A minute‘s silence should be held for all the victims who’ve suffered him for another year.

 

[stdP]

A minute‘s silence should be held for all the victims who’ve suffered him for another year.

I'd settle for him staying silent for a minute for each and every casualty. That'll shut him up for about three months.