Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[equationgirl]

pretty much the latter

So much for him being back at work, although to be fair I suspect it's come as a massive shock how little he can do every day in the aftermath of the virus. That he's knackered all the time and can barely think and function.

 

[two sheds]

... can barely think and function.

you know what I'm going to say here ...

 

[Saul Goodman]

Was a reason given for Boris not giving the evening briefing, or can we just assume he couldn't be fucked and made someone else do it?

He's dead. He was replaced by Kim Jong Cummings.

 

[Ax^]

So much for him being back at work, although to be fair I suspect it's come as a massive shock how little he can do every day in the aftermath of the virus. That he's knackered all the time and can barely think and function.

it worrying what he is like when he is healthy

 

[not-bono-ever]

Johnson will ensure he is around for good news. the drones get to present the shite stuff.

 

[Saul Goodman]

You literally have no idea what you are talking about.

I'm open to correction. Prove me wrong.

 

[equationgirl]

you know what I'm going to say here ...

Ha yes good point.

 

[existentialist]

I'm open to correction. Prove me wrong.

I think you just asked someone to do your homework...

 

[Raheem]

You make it sound like being in icu is like being on holiday or something that people really want

People who are scared of impending death might reasonably want it.

 

[scifisam]

People who are scared of impending death might reasonably want it.

Yes, but there are those on here claiming that Boris was never in danger of impending death.

Course we'll never know either way anyway. The important thing is it looks like he's not going to cark it. Fucker can't do anything right.

 

[Raheem]

Yes, but there are those on here claiming that Boris was never in danger of impending death.

Course we'll never know either way anyway. The important thing is it looks like he's not going to cark it. Fucker can't do anything right.

I don't claim to know how ill "Boris" was, but it's surely possible that he might have been scared enough to accept the offer of an IC bed without being as ill as would normally be required (?)

 

[Ax^]

offered?

don't think much was offered more we are having this

 

[Raheem]

offered?

don't think much was offered more we are having this

Yeah, could be.

 

[Ax^]

Does show we are a little being the American Mind

they have the White house medical unit around the corner from the white house

would not get trump in a public hospital

 

[scifisam]

Does show we are a little being the American Mind

they have the White house medical unit around the corner from the white house

would not get trump in a public hospital

You probably would for intensive care. Well, a private hospital, that is. Then he'd probably insist on it being renamed Trump Hospital.

 

[Ax^]

the white house hospital has a reasonable work force for whom it services

a staff of 24 and more than likely some on the most expensive equipment available

 

[gosub]

the white house hospital has a reasonable work force for whom it services

a staff of 24 and more than likely some on the most expensive equipment available

Probably have to invest in a lockable cleaning cupboard now though

 

[Ax^]

hopefully one of the professionals currently twiddling their thumbs in that hospital has the sense to leave out a strip light for Mike Pence..

 

[Jay Park]

He's dead. He was replaced by Kim Jong Cummings.

Cum Jong-un

 

[Raheem]

Cum Jong-un

Cumm Jog On

 

[UrbaneFox]

Any word from Piers Morgan yet?

Now he's gone and got it.

It's another 'mild' case.

Piers Morgan to take break from TV with 'mild coronavirus symptoms'

Good Morning Britain presenter has taken test and is expecting results on Monday

www.theguardian.com

 

[gentlegreen]

Now he's gone and got it.

It's another 'mild' case.

Piers Morgan to take break from TV with 'mild coronavirus symptoms'

Good Morning Britain presenter has taken test and is expecting results on Monday

www.theguardian.com

Blimey, was he deliberately infected somehow ?
Or is it instructions from above ?

 

[existentialist]

Now he's gone and got it.

It's another 'mild' case.

Piers Morgan to take break from TV with 'mild coronavirus symptoms'

Good Morning Britain presenter has taken test and is expecting results on Monday

www.theguardian.com

Hmm. Perhaps someone wasn't liking the ascendency of the Morgan star so much...?

 

[bmd]

Hmm. Perhaps someone wasn't liking the ascendency of the Morgan star so much...?

You forgot "...the gammon-faced cunt."

 

[equationgirl]

Now he's gone and got it.

It's another 'mild' case.

Piers Morgan to take break from TV with 'mild coronavirus symptoms'

Good Morning Britain presenter has taken test and is expecting results on Monday

www.theguardian.com

Not yet confirmed, he's waiting on test results.

 

[RedRedRose]

While he's busy laying into Boris, I hope I will be forgiven for wanting the virus to spare Piers.

 

[not-bono-ever]

i wish the worst on both of them

 

[scifisam]

While he's busy laying into Boris, I hope I will be forgiven for wanting the virus to spare Piers.

He has become a useful bastard recently, despite his past of utter cuntishness.

 

[klang]

Now he's gone and got it.

It's another 'mild' case.

Piers Morgan to take break from TV with 'mild coronavirus symptoms'

Good Morning Britain presenter has taken test and is expecting results on Monday

www.theguardian.com

Comrade Covid strikes again

 

[elbows]

Miriam Margolyes shocks fans after admitting she ‘had difficulty not wanting Boris Johnson to die’ during coronavirus battle.

I find the idea that fans of Miriam Margolyes could be shocked by something she said is lacking in credibility.

Miriam Margolyes shocks hosts with Boris Johnson comment on The Last Leg

Actor is famous for making her opinions known during interviews

www.independent.co.uk