Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[Petcha]

Did she say he was on a ventilator?

No, because he wasn't

 

[two sheds]

He's not out of the woods yet and they probably lied about the seriousness of his condition!

Yes but if he did have brain damage how would we know?

 

[JimW]

Yes but if he did have brain damage how would we know?

He'll start making sense.

 

[Saul Goodman]

No, because he wasn't

So he wasn't fighting for his life?

 

[Petcha]

So he wasn't fighting for his life?

I think the nurse caring for him might be better off answering that question than my good self

 

[scifisam]

A lot of coronavirus patients aren't being put on ventilators because it's been discovered that it's actually counterproductive, because this virus isn't affecting people in the usual way. So Boris not being on a ventilator doesn't really tell us anything.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I think the nurse caring for him might be better off answering that question than my good self

I saw an interview with the nurse who he was crediting with saving him and she didn't seem the sort to exaggerate. Proper no-nonsense Kiwi nurse.

In the interview, did she say he was fighting for his life?

 

[Pickman's model]

In the interview, did she say he was fighting for his life?

Should have been a cage fight, johnson v. matt 'the muscles' hancock.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Boris has an aversion to ventilators.

That's why he cant say he has been in one.

Thats why you don't have enough.

Thats why he stole that guys phone when he was asked a question about a kid been in one.

 

[Wilf]

So you reckon he was in intensive care because the bed was spare? Might question the exact language but of course his life was at risk.

Hit the post then.

 

[Wilf]

I wonder if anyone died as a direct result of him being more important and taking up an ICU bed, just in case.

Wonder if we'll ever hear whether his diplomatic protection officers or drivers got it?

 

[Calamity1971]

Should have been a cage fight, johnson v. matt 'the muscles' hancock.

Don't mention muscle and Hancock in the same sentence please. I'm having awful pre election flashbacks of him with the blonde outside the hospital

 

[Saul Goodman]

Wonder if we'll ever hear whether his diplomatic protection officers or drivers got it?

I'm absolutely certain we'll never hear of anyone he infected.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Don't mention muscle and Hancock in the same sentence please. I'm having awful pre election flashbacks of him with the blonde outside the hospital

Covid boredom led to me searching for that on youtube to see what you were refering to.

Oh dear.

 

[Steel Icarus]

"the blonde"

Bit dismissive no

 

[Calamity1971]

"the blonde"

Bit dismissive no

Eh? The blonde woman , the woman with the blonde hair? I think she was an MP. So, the mp with the blonde hair? . I wasn't being dismissive
Jesus

 

[Sprocket.]

Soon to be an HBO drama doc Jong-Un to Wrong'un

Face-Off the mini-series.

 

[Wilf]

"the blonde"

Bit dismissive no

Michael Fabricant, Joe Johnson...

 

[Pickman's model]

Eh? The blonde woman , the woman with the blonde hair? I think she was an MP. So, the mp with the blonde hair? . I wasn't being dismissive
Jesus

If you can't be dismissive of MPs who can you be dismissive of

 

[Combustible]

Spy's wrong on this, BJ did die, they've replaced him with Kim Jung-un, which is why he's not been seen in DPRK recently. Wake up sheeps.

I think Kim turned down the role, couldn't stand the sycophancy.

 

[Pickman's model]

Spy's wrong on this, BJ did die, they've replaced him with Kim Jung-un, which is why he's not been seen in DPRK recently. Wake up sheeps.

I reckon they've replaced him with the real paul mccartney

 

[Sprocket.]

I reckon they've replaced him with the real paul mccartney

Wearing shoes from Oliver Sweeney’s

 

[Party04]

Good to see him back yesterday - even if he did look as though he'd just got out of bed and put his suit on! I was quite shocked at how the virus has made him look about five years older.

Pleased to have our leader return; Dominic Raab was making me so depressed.

 

[two sheds]

Yes Party04 heartwarming to see the Boss back

 

[Orang Utan]

Good to see him back yesterday - even if he did look as though he'd just got out of bed and put his suit on! I was quite shocked at how the virus has made him look about five years older.

Pleased to have our leader return; Dominic Raab was making me so depressed.

ugh

 

[two sheds]

cynic

 

[Saul Goodman]

Good to see him back yesterday - even if he did look as though he'd just got out of bed and put his suit on! I was quite shocked at how the virus has made him look about five years older.

Pleased to have our leader return; Dominic Raab was making me so depressed.

Yes Party04 heartwarming to see the Boss back

Stockholm syndrome?

 

[Proper Tidy]

I am. The government line was never that he was 'fighting for his life' but that he was being observed in intensive care to be careful. Others, probably you included, were shrieking cobblers that we were being lied to, that he was on the verge of death, would never be able to act as PM again, and various other pish.

It was bollocks. He's back at work. You were wrong. Get over it.

I know I'm late to this, but if you are in ICU then, unless you work there, you are very close to carking it. Precautionary or being careful or whatever, that's what it's there for. I managed to not cark it when I was in ICU but it doesn't really change that I was close to kicking the bucket hence why they put me in there. Obviously.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I know I'm late to this, but if you are in ICU then, unless you work there, you are very close to carking it. Precautionary or being careful or whatever, that's what it's there for. I managed to not cark it when I was in ICU but it doesn't really change that I was close to kicking the bucket hence why they put me in there. Obviously.

You don't think it was preferential treatment that put him there? You don't think it was his wealth and position that ensured he jumped straight to the front of the queue?

 

[scifisam]

You don't think it was preferential treatment that put him there? You don't think it was his wealth and position that ensured he jumped straight to the front of the queue?

You make it sound like being in icu is like being on holiday or something that people really want