Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[philosophical]

So iyo the 42% of voters who turned out and voted tory is a majority. That's the support of fewer than 7 out of 10 of the electorate as a whole

Yes you're right.
I should have said the Tory voters who seemed to be able to create a majority Tory government.

 

[philosophical]

That's not true...so why say it?

Louis MacNeice

Yes I misused the term majority in this context. I should not have said it.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Anyone else still holding out hope that the virus will make a comeback and kill the cunt?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Anyone else still holding out hope that the virus will make a comeback and kill the cunt?

I'm hoping that little Japanese kid he kicked over has been busy training with an ancient master.

 

[existentialist]

Even if one day in 2025 or whatever the inevitable enquiry concludes that this government was, i don't know, criminally negligent/ incompetent, what could possibly realistically happen as a result?

Nothing. And they know it. There is no accountability.

 

[phillm]

Corporate journalists are in full panic mode after the Sunday Times' exposé

Get ready for those begging bowls, because corporate journalists will probably be crowdfunding to save the Sunday Times soon...

www.thecanary.co

 

[Yossarian]

Anyone else still holding out hope that the virus will make a comeback and kill the cunt?

At this point, dying from the virus seems like too kind a fate for him - I hope a second infection leaves him in a coma and he spends the next 10 years locked in a nightmare where he's fighting desperately to breathe.

 

[Ax^]

interesting news day of claims and counter claims that

Boris and the party did not mishandled the situation

tbf this is indicative of how he will treat his recovery as a reason for more private involvement in the NHS

it would of been better if the cunt had died

 

[DJWrongspeed]

 

[scifisam]

The experience of Virgilio Castro - survivor of the Grenfell Tower fire and victim of the Corona virus - is damning testimony to what happens when the needs of the 'economy' are placed before the needs of the people on who that system depends. People need affordable, safe and appropriate homes to make their lives in, people need timely, resourced and effective health and social care to carry on their lives. If our current economic arrangements can't deliver these things, then those arrangements need changing.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

FFS, to survive one disaster and then die in the next one.

Of course, he may have ended up with an "underlying health condition" due to the fire.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Peckham a week or two ago

 

[Marty1]

Boris is back at work and first business of the day is to give Trump a call. I wonder if it’s to thank him for the Chloroquine?

Coronavirus: Boris Johnson eases back into work with Trump call — The Times and The Sunday Times

Boris Johnson has begun easing himself back to work with a phone call to President Trump and will talk to the Queen this week. The prime minister, who is recovering from Covid-19, spoke to the US president this afternoon to discuss the G7 response to the pandemic. He is also due to have a...

apple.news

 

[Teaboy]

Yeah, its all gone a bit quiet on the Cholroquine front hasn't it?

 

[Ax^]

Tbf Boris and his team turned down the offer from the orange twat

but after reading this

Coronavirus: Chloroquine study in Brazil aborted after deaths | DW | 20.04.2020

Too high a dose of the antimalarial agent chloroquine can cause severe cardiac arrhythmia in certain patients. Tests on COVID-19 patients in Brazil have been discontinued after 11 people died.

www.dw.com

I think they should still give it to Bojo

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

I still like that bit when he went to hospital shaking hands with every cunt. Proper legend.

 

[phillm]

Cummings nearly bought it as well...

Family of Dominic Cummings feared PM’s adviser would need a ventilator over coronavirus

The family of Boris Johnson's senior aide Dominic Cummings feared that he would need a ventilator after becoming bed-ridden with...

www.theneweuropean.co.uk

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

Scary Times article but a good one, I think.

Any ideas who the 'sources' might be?

Gove

 

[weltweit]

Johnson, Cummings, Hancock, Whitty - quite a little cluster of infection they developed.

 

[Ax^]

Cummings nearly bought it as well...

Family of Dominic Cummings feared PM’s adviser would need a ventilator over coronavirus

The family of Boris Johnson's senior aide Dominic Cummings feared that he would need a ventilator after becoming bed-ridden with...

www.theneweuropean.co.uk

I'm calling bullshit and not just because cumming looks like baldrick..

 

[phillm]

I'm calling bullshit and not just because cumming looks like baldrick..

The 'Tory ventilator challenge'. Surely one will rise to the occasion at last. Rees-Mogg could try out one of the backstreet Dyson DIY jobbies - take one for team GB maybe.

 

[Roadkill]

Johnson, Cummings, Hancock, Whitty - quite a little cluster of infection they developed.

Whitty I don't have too much of a problem with, but it's a pity the other cunts aren't six feet under.

 

[frogwoman]

I just saw a thing on sky news saying that 51% of people trust boris on this crisis? I'm not entirely sure it shows what they think it does tbh, especially because he's been ill and hasn't been able to do much

 

[phillm]

At the beginning of February Boris Johnson set out his heroic vision of a Superman among countries, the UK, that would not lock down "beyond what was medically rational" but would instead continue to exchange goods and do business as usual. Only for this Superman then to go into hiding, and do a total lockdown. Superman got cold feet and went into hiding. Boris wanted so hard for Britain to be a Superman, but he had to face reality and let it be the only thing it could be, Invisible Boy. Hiding in the shadows. How tragic, how comical, when a man's ambitions are so thwarted by the mediocrity of his means. He wanted Britain to be Superman, but nature didn't make her that way.

 

[gentlegreen]

I wonder if the Tories' elderly voter base will finally get a clue ?

It made me look up "Pyrrhic victory" to see if it was somehow regarded as a "good thing" by mediocre classics scholars...

 

[phillm]

 

[teuchter]

By their own standards, this front cover is a poor one. Too much going on.

 

[ska invita]

At the beginning of February Boris Johnson set out his heroic vision of a Superman among countries, the UK, that would not lock down "beyond what was medically rational" but would instead continue to exchange goods and do business as usual. Only for this Superman then to go into hiding, and do a total lockdown. Superman got cold feet and went into hiding. Boris wanted so hard for Britain to be a Superman, but he had to face reality and let it be the only thing it could be, Invisible Boy. Hiding in the shadows. How tragic, how comical, when a man's ambitions are so thwarted by the mediocrity of his means. He wanted Britain to be Superman, but nature didn't make her that way.

Ubermensch murdering cunts

I wonder if the Tories' elderly voter base will finally get a clue ?

dream on dreamer

 

[DotCommunist]

I still like that bit when he went to hospital shaking hands with every cunt. Proper legend.

Thats my local hospital, the typhoid mary cunt brought the rona to kettering imo.

 

[Yossarian]

Any chance of him getting it again so Trump can inject him with bleach?

 

[phillm]

The Johnson video without the annoying Joe talking head. Surprised no MSM is running with this at the moment.