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You can imagine how their Mother's Day cards read.
Interesting that that was how you chose to interpret itOedipally?
Interesting that that was how you chose to interpret it.
Here's hoping Mère Hundal is extant. Nobody wants a Savilised commentariat.Having tried to read Sunny Hundal's interminably self-referential "journalism" previously, I'd long since figured he was some sort of motherfucker.
I have now been in my GP. Erythromycin, get ready for me.
Ewww!Plymouth lasses, I've been in you.
Which explains the painful pissing and where all that pus comes from.
Ewww!
There's not a lot you can say to that Fortunately my maladies are less ... contagiousMy own fault, really. I should have taken the words of a local bootneck as a warning and not as a means to enhance my social circle. As he so quaintly put it:
'Stonehouse is the best part of town if you're looking for a bit of gluebox.'
Fortunately my maladies are less ... contagious
Are you referring to the seemingly superfluous "ma"?Is that a typo?
If I had said that I'd have been lynched!Ewww!
If I had said that I'd have been lynched!
If I had said that I'd have been lynched!
Oh, were you being offensive to me then? I thought you were recounting about catching an STD yourself, not suggesting that I had one.Probably.
But I do have the unfair advantage of being universally acknowledged as an idiot and a loon that most Urbanites either ignore or tune out, thereby affording me the option of simply typing whatever I like without all that great a fear of censure owing to the fact that most think I'm too dim and/or barmy to really know what I'm typing.
It's one of the few perks of being mental.
Oh, were you being offensive to me then? I thought you were recounting about catching an STD yourself, not suggesting that I had one.
There ya go. I thought you were just having a laugh, with no offence intended. And I was right, thank God.I'm absolutely sure that neither of us either is, or indeed has ever been, a pox-ridden, pus-dripping old shagbag.
Welcome to the joys of attempting jovial humour, Aspie-style.
I'm absolutely sure that neither of us either is, or indeed has ever been, a pox-ridden, pus-dripping old shagbag.
Welcome to the joys of attempting jovial humour, Aspie-style.
Surely he/she should be up before the GMC for that!I have now been in my GP.
I enjoy your humour.
Does that make me mental and/or Aspie?
that's the point - I meant nothing personally by it. But others appear to indict or acquit people for remarks on a personal basis not on the content of what's said. I haven't *literally* (yet?!) invoked the mental image of Deborah Orr to stop myself ejaculating. It was a joke, although I do admit to finding her smug expression distinctly unsexy (does anyone disagree!?). But for this I had the lynch mob out. Whereas you can have a good old chuckle about giving women painful sexually transmitted diseases such that they emit an unpleasant discharge, and this is OK. I don't think it would've been if I'd said it, even if I was clearly "having a laugh".Don't know why articul8 interpreted it any differently, but he's already on the list on that account so I don't suppose I should be surprised.
1) You were expressing wank fantasies in a demeaning way about a specific woman - Bakunin wasn't.that's the point - I meant nothing personally by it. But others appear to indict or acquit people for remarks on a personal basis not on the content of what's said. I haven't *literally* (yet?!) invoked the mental image of Deborah Orr to stop myself ejaculating. It was a joke, although I do admit to finding her smug expression distinctly unsexy (does anyone disagree!?). But for this I had the lynch mob out. Whereas you can have a good old chuckle about giving women painful sexually transmitted diseases such that they emit an unpleasant discharge, and this is OK. I don't think it would've been if I'd said it, even if I was clearly "having a laugh".
butthurtthat's the point - I meant nothing personally by it. But others appear to indict or acquit people for remarks on a personal basis not on the content of what's said. I haven't *literally* (yet?!) invoked the mental image of Deborah Orr to stop myself ejaculating. It was a joke, although I do admit to finding her smug expression distinctly unsexy (does anyone disagree!?). But for this I had the lynch mob out. Whereas you can have a good old chuckle about giving women painful sexually transmitted diseases such that they emit an unpleasant discharge, and this is OK. I don't think it would've been if I'd said it, even if I was clearly "having a laugh".