worst star trek spin-off

[Pickman's model]

ds9 in't it?

 

[DotCommunist]

enterprise all the way baby. Proper shit. The cheese quotient in the opening credits is enough to place it as shittest.

 

[johnnymarrsbars]

enterprise. fucking awful.

my favourite star trek series is actually voyager...

 

[fogbat]

Definitely Enterprise.

"It's been a long road - getting from there to here..." fuck off, Watson.

Faith of the heart, my arse.

 

[gentlegreen]

I alternate - they all have awfulness - DS9 with its Troi-centred episodes, DS9 with Sisko's "Emissary" excesses and way too much Miles O'Brien and Keiko, not sure about Voyager - fairly even in its naffness ... "Enterprise" has the theme song .. but on the other hand it has T'Pol ....

But nothing is as awful as the Original Series.

 

[fogbat]

It’s been a long road - getting from there to here.
It’s been a long time, but my time is finally near

And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.
And they’re not gonna hold me down no more
No, they’re not gonna change my mind
Cause I got faith of the heart
I’m going where my heart will take me
I got faith to believe I can do anything.
I got strength of the soul and no one’s gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star. I got faith. Faith of the heart.

I defy you to read that without getting a bit of sick in your mouth.

 

[Griff]

Enterprise - Fucking awful.

 

[kained&able]

voyager is the only star trek i have ever been prepared to warch dunno if that makes it the best or the worst really.


dave

 

[strung out]

my favourite star trek series is actually voyager...

liking voyager is such a cop out

 

[fogbat]

The only way to redeem Enterprise would be for Scott Bakula to say "oh boy" everytime the crew got into trouble.

 

[Bob_the_lost]

Whoops, voted wrong, Enterprise not DS9.

 

[kabbes]

Enterprise is the only one that I can't actually watch. Ah Sam Beckett, I had such high hopes for you. Oooooh boy.

 

[Pickman's model]

Whoops, voted wrong, Enterprise not DS9.

i carefully didn't put enterprise beside ds9 specifically to avoid that sort of cackhanded foolery

 

[Leafster]

I've tried to watch DS9 so many times but, for some reason, I can't get into it.

 

[Pickman's model]

I've tried to watch DS9 so many times but, for some reason, I can't get into it.

that's cos it's shit.

 

[DotCommunist]

Whats his name who is in charge of DS9 is deffo the most wooden of all Star Trek bosses

sisko!

 

[Leafster]

that's cos it's shit.

That's probably true but I can normally watch any shit scifi and get something out of it.

 

[Pickman's model]

That's probably true but I can normally watch any shit scifi and get something out of it.

this is going where shit has never been before

 

[strung out]

Whats his name who is in charge of DS9 is deffo the most wooden of all Star Trek bosses

sisko!

sisko was a triple hard bastard, make no mistake

 

[Leafster]

Whats his name who is in charge of DS9 is deffo the most wooden of all Star Trek bosses

sisko!

Yep, I think that's one of the reasons I couldn't get into it. He annoyed the hell out of me.

 

[PacificOcean]

voyager is the only star trek i have ever been prepared to warch dunno if that makes it the best or the worst really.


dave

This.

I hated the Next Generation and DS9. I am guessing that I wouldn't have liked Enterprise if I had watched it.

However, Voyager was really entertaining whenever I caught it on which ever Sky channel it was shown on.

e2a: I have just realised I have cast my vote for Voyager without reading the question. What is this? Zimbabwe?

 

[Bob_the_lost]

i carefully didn't put enterprise beside ds9 specifically to avoid that sort of cackhanded foolery

I excel in so many ways

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

ds9 was especially shit untill sisko shaved his head and got the defiant

however it's shitness has to be compared with the utter middle of the road dross put out by many episodes of st:tng

enterprise stands alone by managing to have all the corect elements to be good but still feeling like shit... it had lost it's soul


classic is the best

just rewatched city on the edge of forever...

 

[Stigmata]

The final series of Enterprise was really quite good.

 

[Idaho]

This.

I hated the Next Generation and DS9. I am guessing that I wouldn't have liked Enterprise if I had watched it.

However, Voyager was really entertaining whenever I caught it on which ever Sky channel it was shown on.

e2a: I have just realised I have cast my vote for Voyager without reading the question. What is this? Zimbabwe?

You like Voyager therefore you are disqualified from giving a reasonable opinion

 

[strung out]

The final series of Enterprise was really quite good.

i've heard that too actually from my bro who writes for sci-fi magazines. though i havent watched more than an episode of it myself

 

[PacificOcean]

You like Voyager therefore you are disqualified from giving a reasonable opinion

I hate Sci-Fi in general.

Therefore, for a Sci-Fi series to hold my attention, and actually like it (and enough to series link it on Sky+) - it must be good.

What higher accolade can there be?

 

[Stigmata]

i've heard that too actually from my bro who writes for sci-fi magazines. though i havent watched more than an episode of it myself

It does what i've wanted Trek to do for ages, which is flesh out some of the pre-existing cultures rather than inventing a new one every week. Vulcans, Andorians, Tellarites (little piggy guys) and Romulans feature heavily, as does Peter Weller from Robocop.

 

[kyser_soze]

I'd second that comment about the last season (I'd argue last 2 seasons) of Enterprise being good, but that theme tune...jesus...

That's probably true but I can normally watch any shit scifi and get something out of it.p

You could watch Lexx or Andromeda and not Enterprise?

I mean I'm a fan of Andromeda, but even so Enterprise was still better on average...

 

[Stigmata]

I hate Sci-Fi in general.

Therefore, for a Sci-Fi series to hold my attention, and actually like it (and enough to series link it on Sky+) - it must be good.

What higher accolade can there be?

You'd probably like Stargate SG1 as well. I know so many people who 'hate sci-fi' but watch that show. Dunno why, it's not like it's particularly good by any measure.