Workers Power have split

[krink]

just asked to join fb group. please let me in, I promise no splitting...for at least a day anyway.

 

[Red Storm]

Was Ian Bone invited to the group or did he join it hahaha?

 

[krink]

I'm in, thanks comrade rachel

 

[BigTom]

The paper should have classifieds and personals and that. Eg.

And so on.

We should have those I saw you things as well eg:

March 26th demo, Trafalgar Square. You were holding a Proletarian Democracy "I want to Believe" placard, and I had an MMMK flag. We chanted "Come on, Come on, We Need The Workers Bomb" before being swept apart by a horse charge. We've got a vanguard party to build, get in touch. box 123456789

 

[frogwoman]

It could have job adverts as well.

A small Trotskyist group is looking for experienced nuclear engineers to apply for jobs at Sellafield. Although the extra pay will be minimal (and possibly non existent), the reward will be the Workers' Bomb and transition to socialism, upon which your salary will increase exponentially when the Workers' Bomb is set off and the bourgeoisie are expropriated.

Applicants must have a sound working knowledge of explosive devices and be willing to work long hours for very little (actually, probably no) reward. They must have a charming and persuasive manner in order to patiently explain to fellow workers why the Workers' Bomb is needed, and must also be skilled at martial arts.

 

[frogwoman]

Proletarian Democracy is looking for people who would be willing to set up a branch of the vanguard party on Saturn. They must be enthusiastic, willing to try new things, and have a reckless disregard for their own safety. A higher-than-average lung capacity is also a distinct advantage.

 

[frogwoman]

I think we need a position on the Dog Delusion, comrades. For too long the bourgeois, imaginary concept of dogs has been used as a tool to oppress the proletariat. Little do these people realise that dogs don't actually exist.

 

[co-op]

Wanted. Class Vanguard. Must be qualified to 7th International or equivalent. Some unsocial hours and heavy lifting. Successful candidates can expect ££££ (according to their need) and will benefit from establishment and membership of new bureaucratic elite. Apply to Proletarian Democracy, reference "revolutionary cadre". Proletarian Democracy is an equal opportunities employer and welcomes applications from all planetary lifeforms.

 

[co-op]

Doctrinally strict vanguard party seeks unpoliticised urban proletariat for radicalisation and maybe more? Likes, world music, long walks marches in the countryside and hegemonic transformation of national-cultural ideology. NSOH.

 

[butchersapron]

italian section forging ahead

 

[frogwoman]

The only reason that people imagine stroking, feeding, walking or even eating a dog is to distract from the emptiness of life under capitalism. Comrades, we must have no truck with these petty-bourgeois fantasies of "dog ownership" (an anti-Marxist concept in itself!) After the revolution, dogs will be regarded in the same light as unicorns or dragons. If someone wants to continue to have faith in the existence of such creatures, we will not prevent them, but they will not be permitted to force their dangerous beliefs onto the population at large.

 

[frogwoman]

Party decree on the London mayoral election

On Thursday London will go to the polls to vote for which bourgeois candidate the proletariat want to oppress them. Most of the so-called reformist "left" currently swimming in their parasitic swamp would prefer the workers to vote for what is mockingly known as "Keningrad" on the grounds of lesser-evilism. This mocking of the great founder of Bolshevism would be mildly amusing were it not coming from the reformist milieu which have spat on the name of true Marxism over and over and over again. The fake social democrat Ken Livingstone does not deserve to be compared to Lenin.

If Boris were to be returned to office again, however, Proletarian Democracy could radicalise the proletariat who would have to face four more years of the class enemy showing its true face. Combined with Rupert Murdoch's heroic efforts in dividing the British bourgeoisie, so articulately explained by Comrade MacNeice, a Boris victory could herald the dawn of a new age in the proletarian movement and a step closer to the reforging of the 20th International.

We say:

Victory to Boris Johnson!
Victory to Rupert Murdoch!
Victory to Proletarian Democracy!

 

[chilango]

The only reason that people imagine stroking, feeding, walking or even eating a dog is to distract from the emptiness of life under capitalism. Comrades, we must have no truck with these petty-bourgeois fantasies of "dog ownership" (an anti-Marxist concept in itself!) After the revolution, dogs will be regarded in the same light as unicorns or dragons. If someone wants to continue to have faith in the existence of such creatures, we will not prevent them, but they will not be permitted to force their dangerous beliefs onto the population at large.

Ooh too close to the bone!

 

[The39thStep]

Have we got a line on ending relationships by texting?

 

[barney_pig]

Dr Pablo u r dmpd, c u, Mandel.

 

[frogwoman]

 

[SpineyNorman]

I think I'm suffering from the dog delusion

I was playing catch with the dog earlier and she accidentally bit me (we both tried to catch the ball, I caught the ball and she caught my hand lol). Not only did I genuinely believe I was playing with a dog, but even now, when I know she isn't real, my hand hurts like buggery and if I take the plaster off it bleeds.

I need revolutionary proletarian therapy to overcome this delusion

 

[barney_pig]

dr jim, party 2nght? u get da booze, i get da babes. cul8r gerry

 

[chilango]

Maybe we have almost enough to put together the first issue of the paper?

I'll lay it out if someone can c&p everything into text files...

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Party decree on the London mayoral election

On Thursday London will go to the polls to vote for which bourgeois candidate the proletariat want to oppress them. Most of the so-called reformist "left" currently swimming in their parasitic swamp would prefer the workers to vote for what is mockingly known as "Keningrad" on the grounds of lesser-evilism. This mocking of the great founder of Bolshevism would be mildly amusing were it not coming from the reformist milieu which have spat on the name of true Marxism over and over and over again. The fake social democrat Ken Livingstone does not deserve to be compared to Lenin.

If Boris were to be returned to office again, however, Proletarian Democracy could radicalise the proletariat who would have to face four more years of the class enemy showing its true face. Combined with Rupert Murdoch's heroic efforts in dividing the British bourgeoisie, so articulately explained by Comrade MacNeice, a Boris victory could herald the dawn of a new age in the proletarian movement and a step closer to the reforging of the 20th International.

We say:

Victory to Boris Johnson!
Victory to Rupert Murdoch!
Victory to Proletarian Democracy!

Communiqué 4 - 72/08/70 (AM)

Purge the degenerate elements - forward with proletarian re-education.

The ignorance displayed in the proposed slogan 'Victory to Boris Johnson' (pandering as it does to the illusion of choice being offered by the anti-democractic public school clique) and the petit bourgeois individualism all too apparent in the identification of the comrade who used to be known as Louis MacNeice, are not unsurprising given their degenerate source within the fetid swap of PD factionalism.

What they demand is a thorough going and systematic self appraisal by all Proletarian Democrats and a subsequent similarly through going and systematic re-education process. We need to beat ourselves upon the twin anvils of self criticism and enlightened knowledge if we are to be forged fit for the struggle to come.

To this end Bright Dawn is first to step forward and confess our past failure; that is our failure to consistently and effectively identify, denounce and purge from the ranks of PD, the actions, the thoughts and the individuals who have at every turn sought to dam the surging tide of the workers' anger. Degenerates be warned, we will not fail again!

Death to anti-PD thoughts and actions!
Death to the agents of anti-PD thoughts and actions!
Victory to self criticism!
Victory to enlightened knowledge!
Victory to Proletarian Democracy!

People’s Commission for the Bright Dawn of Proletarian Democracy (PCBDPD)

 

[The39thStep]

Could we photoshop the Barry Mainwaring figure on the right as party leader or some thing?

 

[DotCommunist]

Will there be a sports section of the paper.

 

[rekil]

I see that Proletarian Action only have 150 followers. And look at all them Lenins.

https://twitter.com/#!/pcap_chile

 

[chilango]

I see that Proletarian Action only have 150 followers. And look at all them Lenins.

https://twitter.com/#!/pcap_chile

We hate Proletarian Action. Hate them.

 

[chilango]

Will there be a sports section of the paper.

Of course...

 

[chilango]

Could we photoshop the Barry Mainwaring figure on the right as party leader or some thing?

I'm on it...

 

[rekil]

 

[rekil]

We hate Proletarian Action. Hate them.

Good title for the paper's inaugural editorial.

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Could we photoshop the Barry Mainwaring figure on the right as party leader or some thing?

Just imagine if that became the accepted PD dress code; the massed ranks in loud check three piece suits, bowties and where possible moustaches.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Will there be a sports section of the paper.

And not just golf.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice