Who is going to win the 2018/2019 Tory Leadership election?

[marshall]

I read that book too before he was an MP. I did wonder WTF he was thinking walking across Afghan during the US led invasion and at the height of the hunt for Bin Laden. He manages not to come over as a cunt though, especially when rescuing the dog.

So can we have him on the actual poll, then? Rather than just 'Other'? Again, if only to bug the 'b'.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I held off voting on this poll, but have just cast my vote. Pob ftfw!

 

[kebabking]

I think there's a few left to throw themselves into the ring - solid money on Penny Maudant to have a go...

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I think there's a few left to throw themselves into the ring - solid money on Penny Maudant to have a go...

Rules say you need two proposers. There are what 300 Tory MPs. So theoretically 100 of them can stand. Loads more to go yet. Not having been heard of by anyone other than your immediate family appears to be no obstacle.

 

[A380]

Rory Stewart wrote a decent book about walking across Afghanistan (“The Places Inbetween”) just after the Taliban had been kicked from power. It’s readable, interesting, and he was nice to a dog which should endear him to half of Urban.

I read it before knowing he was a Tory MP.

I am of course only mentioning this to piss off killer b.

I read that in a hurry and thought it said Rod Stewart!

 

[DotCommunist]

I read that in a hurry and thought it said Rod Stewart!

rory stewart singing 'if you think I'm sexy', a dark thought

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Rules say you need two proposers.

Iain ‘dunked in Shite’ blew a gasket today saying it should be changed to at least 10 proposers

 

[Pickman's model]

Iain ‘dunked in Shite’ blew a gasket today saying it should be changed to at least 10 proposers

That rules him put for another run

 

[Pickman's model]

rory stewart singing 'if you think I'm sexy', a dark thought

Maggie may would take on a different meaning

 

[Nylock]

I voted BoJo the clown. As we are living in the age of stupid, this is not outside the realms of possibility. A significant amount of the tory grassroots see him as a charismatic maverick as opposed to the blundering, shambling disaster that everyone else knows him to be... Plus he's got some sympathy points from these dicks after pob-faced cunt knifed him during the last go-round...

 

[andysays]

Rules say you need two proposers. There are what 300 Tory MPs. So theoretically 100 of them can stand. Loads more to go yet. Not having been heard of by anyone other than your immediate family appears to be no obstacle.

Mark Harper has obviously read your post and thought "I'm in!"

 

[cupid_stunt]

Rory Stewart admits he smoked opium!

I admit I am impressed with him being so honest, politicians tend to deny or refuse to comment when it comes to their past drug experiences.

A Tory leadership candidate has told Sky News he made a "very stupid mistake" to smoke opium while travelling in Iran.

The international development secretary confessed in an interview with the Daily Telegraph to taking a puff on an opium pipe 15 years ago at a wedding.
Smoking opium in Iran was 'stupid mistake', PM hopeful Rory Stewart admits

 

[Dogsauce]

12 have thrown their hat in so far, another four would make it 16 which would make it easier to structure the rounds when they film the Great British Cunt Off.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

I sometimes express my grudging admiration

For Macmillan and the days of One Nation

But Stewart only seems alright

because the others are such shite

The important thing about Rory

is that he's still a fucking Tory

 

[Proper Tidy]

Who hasn't had a bit of brown at a wedding

 

[killer b]

Rory Stewart admits he smoked opium!

I admit I am impressed with him being so honest, politicians tend to deny or refuse to comment when it comes to their past drug experiences.

They dont, they usually just pretend they didn't enjoy it, as Stewart did. I guess he must mention it in his book or has been dining out on the story for a decade and it was going to come out anyway, so no point in denying.

 

[andysays]

Unlucky for some, there's now thirteen candidates...

Sam Gyimah announces Tory leadership bid

 

[Poi E]

whohe?

 

[DotCommunist]

any more than this they'll have to run semi finals.

 

[Poi E]

Surely a Tories Got Talent is the way to go.

 

[Supine]

Surely a Tories Got Talent is the way to go.

It wouldn't be a long show

 

[DotCommunist]

how longs this televised debate going to be then, if you give every cunt ten minutes thats two hours straight away

 

[cupid_stunt]

how longs this televised debate going to be then, if you give every cunt ten minutes thats two hours straight away

The TV debates will only feature the two finalists, that go forward to the membership to vote on.

 

[DotCommunist]

The TV debates will only feature the two finalists, that go forward to the membership to vote on.

shame, two more candidates and they had enough for a 15-to-1 style knockout quiz

 

[SpineyNorman]

Not had time to keep up with this so apologies for what is probably a stupid question. I'd always assumed Johnson was so unpopular among his peers that he'd never make it onto the ballot. Is that really not the case?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Not had time to keep up with this so apologies for what is probably a stupid question. I'd always assumed Johnson was so unpopular among his peers that he'd never make it onto the ballot. Is that really not the case?

Anything can happen.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Not had time to keep up with this so apologies for what is probably a stupid question. I'd always assumed Johnson was so unpopular among his peers that he'd never make it onto the ballot. Is that really not the case?

It's not about his peers, as far as I recall. It's about the 100,000-odd geriatric fucks who form the membership of the Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. You know, the sort of mostly braindead cunts who think that Johnson is a thoroughly good chap, who is more sinned against, than sinning.

 

[brogdale]

It's not about his peers, as far as I recall. It's about the 100,000-odd geriatric fucks who form the membership of the Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. You know, the sort of mostly braindead cunts who think that Johnson is a thoroughly good chap, who is more sinned against, than sinning.

TCJ's peers are the 'gate-keepers' of the election process, though. The PCP whittle down to just 2 candidates that are put to the braindead cunts.

 

[Proper Tidy]

That's why I stuck a tenner on raabe. If it was just down to members alone it would be Johnson. Or fucking Rees mogg

 

[SpackleFrog]

Not had time to keep up with this so apologies for what is probably a stupid question. I'd always assumed Johnson was so unpopular among his peers that he'd never make it onto the ballot. Is that really not the case?

Think that would be the case if they weren't so fucking desperate. They will have their mind on who can actually win an election.