US election 2020 thread

[JTG]

 

[maomao]

Clark County (Vegas) registrar says they'll release the next batch of results at 12 noon Friday - so tomorrow evening for us.

Absolutely incredible levels of slackness over there, I'm in awe

It's six weeks to the college vote and over two months to handover. What's the hurry.

 

[two sheds]

I WANT TO KNOW NOW !!!

 

[JTG]

It's six weeks to the college vote and over two months to handover. What's the hurry.

Well quite. Also now Pennsylvania have said they may have a result tonight, they may have taken this as a cue to get out of the spotlight

 

[prunus]

Spunking Cock alive and well in GA



Alan Judd (@AlanJudd3000) Tweeted: Write-ins for non-qualified candidates slowed Georgia's vote counting. "We're taking out a lot of @kanyewest votes," one county election official told me. Another county says people wrote in euphemisms for the male sex organ in every race on the ballot. #gapol

 

[maomao]

Spunking Cock alive and well in GA



Alan Judd (@AlanJudd3000) Tweeted: Write-ins for non-qualified candidates slowed Georgia's vote counting. "We're taking out a lot of @kanyewest votes," one county election official told me. Another county says people wrote in euphemisms for the male sex organ in every race on the ballot. #gapol

Amateurs. You're meant to draw them.

 

[Petcha]

 

[Lord Camomile]

This is handy.

 

[Raheem]

Amateurs. You're meant to draw them.

I say it's fair enough to respect local custom.

 

[JTG]

Spunking Cock alive and well in GA



Alan Judd (@AlanJudd3000) Tweeted: Write-ins for non-qualified candidates slowed Georgia's vote counting. "We're taking out a lot of @kanyewest votes," one county election official told me. Another county says people wrote in euphemisms for the male sex organ in every race on the ballot. #gapol

Apparently GOP lawyers are now arguing that these were in fact votes for the President

 

[JTG]

Scores on the doors:

PA Trump +109,000
NV Biden +11,000
GA Trump +13,000

 

[frogwoman]

Scores on the doors:

PA Trump +109,000
NV Biden +11,000
GA Trump +13,000

Apparently the deadline for the Philadelphia votes to be counted is tomorrow ?

 

[Raheem]

Apparently GOP lawyers are now arguing that these were in fact votes for the President

A turd in an envelope being worth ten.

 

[A380]

Spunking Cock alive and well in GA



Alan Judd (@AlanJudd3000) Tweeted: Write-ins for non-qualified candidates slowed Georgia's vote counting. "We're taking out a lot of @kanyewest votes," one county election official told me. Another county says people wrote in euphemisms for the male sex organ in every race on the ballot. #gapol

Spunking Cock USA!

 

[danny la rouge]

Apparently the deadline for the Philadelphia votes to be counted is tomorrow ?

They of all people should know what the stakes are.

 

[frogwoman]

There's no way to extend the deadline?

 

[Pickman's model]

Surely the anticipated result makes trump a LOSER

 

[StoneRoad]

Apparently GOP lawyers are now arguing that these were in fact votes for the President

I've done observation of election counts, here in the UK.

Part the way through one count, the returning officer called all the candidates then present (or a representative) over to his desk, and they examined a number of ballot papers. [actually if I remember rightly, this happened a couple of times during the count]
This was to agree the "spoilt" or "vote for " status of each paper.
At least one of the spoilt papers contained a "rude cartoon" but they all got a laugh out of it ...

 

[killer b]

There's no way to extend the deadline?

I know, it's so much fun. They should keep it going til next week.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

lol

STOP COUNTING

Um, we have.

(from NYT)

A Michigan judge denied a request from the Trump campaign to halt the counting of ballots in the state, pointing out that the tallying of absentee ballots was already completed.

 

[Pickman's model]

I know, it's so much fun. They should keep it going til next week.

We'll have it back for a second season next year I hope

 

[JTG]

Biden requires 60% of all remaining mail ballots to win Pennsylvania.

As of this morning he had won 78% of mail ballots in the state

 

[bimble]

what time will pennsylvania be clear enough to be called ?
i cant even spell it but don't think i can sleep until its done.

 

[frogwoman]

I know, it's so much fun. They should keep it going til next week.

Seems a bit unfair not to count every vote.

 

[1927]

Spunking Cock alive and well in GA



Alan Judd (@AlanJudd3000) Tweeted: Write-ins for non-qualified candidates slowed Georgia's vote counting. "We're taking out a lot of @kanyewest votes," one county election official told me. Another county says people wrote in euphemisms for the male sex organ in every race on the ballot. #gapol

Doesn't this help Trump tho? If they wrote "PRICK" on their ballot!

 

[killer b]

what time will pennsylvania be clear enough to be called ?
i cant even spell it but don't think i can sleep until its done.

The pennsyvania secretary of state reckons they could have a result 'today'. Vague sorry

 

[bimble]

its' only 3pm there.
Maybe they mean 'today' as in this working day.

 

[killer b]

its' only 3pm there.
Maybe they mean 'today' as in this working day.

she also said there was 500,000 votes left to count - it's not going to be before bed.

 

[moochedit]

It's gonna be annoying as fuck if Trump wins by 9 votes or something like that

 

[JTG]

she also said there was 500,000 votes left to count - it's not going to be before bed.

Speak for yourself old timer