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The Green Eye Of The Little Yellow God
There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
There's a little marble cross below the town;
There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.

He was known as "Mad Carew" by the subs at Khatmandu,
He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell;
But for all his foolish pranks, he was worshipped in the ranks,
And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.

He had loved her all along, with a passion of the strong,
The fact that she loved him was plain to all.
She was nearly twenty-one and arrangements had begun
To celebrate her birthday with a ball.

He wrote to ask what present she would like from Mad Carew;
They met next day as he dismissed a squad;
And jestingly she told him then that nothing else would do
But the green eye of the little Yellow God.

On the night before the dance, Mad Carew seemed in a trance,
And they chaffed him as they puffed at their cigars:
But for once he failed to smile, and he sat alone awhile,
Then went out into the night beneath the stars.

He returned before the dawn, with his shirt and tunic torn,
And a gash across his temple dripping red;
He was patched up right away, and he slept through all the day,
And the Colonel's daughter watched beside his bed.

He woke at last and asked if they could send his tunic through;
She brought it, and he thanked her with a nod;
He bade her search the pocket saying "That's from Mad Carew,"
And she found the little green eye of the god.

She upbraided poor Carew in the way that women do,
Though both her eyes were strangely hot and wet;
But she wouldn't take the stone and Mad Carew was left alone
With the jewel that he'd chanced his life to get.

When the ball was at its height, on that still and tropic night,
She thought of him and hurried to his room;
As she crossed the barrack square she could hear the dreamy air
Of a waltz tune softly stealing thro' the gloom.

His door was open wide, with silver moonlight shining through;
The place was wet and slipp'ry where she trod;
An ugly knife lay buried in the heart of Mad Carew,
'Twas the "Vengeance of the Little Yellow God."

There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
There's a little marble cross below the town;
There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.
 
Let's not forget that Laurie Penny penned the Asturian language poem 'Saudade' in tribute to the strength of feeling to which the Asturian diaspora attach the absence of fresh tomatoes, garlic and Turkish bread

Thanks for reminding me of that poetic abortion, you cunt! :mad:
 
Let's not forget that Laurie Penny penned the Asturian language poem 'Saudade' in tribute to the strength of feeling to which the Asturian diaspora attach the absence of fresh tomatoes, garlic and Turkish bread

Portuguese word innit? Maybe they say it in Galicia too. It's Galicia with the diaspora more than its neighbour as well..

This is going to be shit when you send me the link that explains it all though.
 
Portuguese word innit? Maybe they say it in Galicia too. It's Galicia with the diaspora more than its neighbour as well..

This is going to be shit when you send me the link that explains it all though.

Yes, saudade is Galician and Portuguese, the Asturian language equivalent is actually señardá but I thought it would be funny anyway. I still have no clue why Penny called that god awful poem Saudade. There is a reasonably big Asturian diaspora, there are Asturian associations etc in Cuba today, every year in Oviedo there is a parade during the San Mateo fiesta celebrating Asturian emigrants.
 
Wow:

http://www.drb.ie/essays/noises-from-beneath

Penny doesn't get off lightly here.

But the misogyny of Reddit and the lulz culture of 4chan are utterly unparalleled in the print world and is of a demonstrably different nature.

I agree with this completely, it's interesting to look at http://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays - while the subreddit is a bit heavy on privilege theory it's interesting because it documents just what a popular response outright misogyny gets on reddit in many cases. It's a radicalised misogyny in some cases too, the 'Mens' Rights' subreddits are very active.
 
I thought that was a really good review - it paid L.P the respect of taking her ideas seriously. I thought this paragraph was quite apposite:

"Penny tells a story in which a sceptical bearded nerd at a hacker conference – a description of almost everyone who has ever gone to a hacker conference ‑ criticices feminists for making judgments about men without having all the information and is stunned into a expression of “quiet enlightenment” when Penny responds by asking if he has “all the information about himself”. She explains how she loves nerds and loves to “fuck” nerds and appeals to them that she was as nerdish and cut off from the shallow crowd and the jocks and popular kids as they were, presumably in whichever Californian high school she went to. The 4chan expression that “there are no girls on the internet” appealed to her at first, she says, because it meant being free of the girly mob, but she soon realised it referred to her too. It seems that Penny’s frustration comes from the fact that implicitly she is being left on the pile with the ordinary girls and their ordinary mainstream tastes, the kind who don’t get geek subcultures, who aren’t polyamorous and who generally lack subcultural capital. - See more at: http://www.drb.ie/essays/noises-from-beneath#sthash.yNwhpdXt.dpuf"

...the need to distinguish by establishing hierarchies of taste, the quest for 'sub-cultural capital' animate a lot of L.P's writing I think - more about lifestylism and advertising the 'correct' attitudes you hold rather than actual politics. Witness the knots she gets tied in over porn and page three etc.
 
The kind of intersectional geek feminism which Penny may consider an antidote regards almost the entire population as privilege-flaunting bigots and also has a culture of bullying, swarming and extraordinary nastiness online. The solution will be found in that cultural force which both Penny and her geek attackers define themselves in opposition to, the non-geek masses and their mainstream non-geek tastes, manners and values.

Bang the frig on the money.
 
Telegraph blogger and nu media node Mic Wright said:
Forbes says Ireland’s the best place in the world to do business. @websummithq did a lot to achieve that and is why @thexxcorp HQ is Dublin.
https://twitter.com/brokenbottleboy/status/408506637893513217

rte said:
The economic downturn had made it more attractive for companies moving to Ireland as nominal wages fell by 17% between 2008 and 2011, which help keep labour costs "in check".
The fact that unemployment remains stubbornly high also means that companies have a large labour pool from which to pick from. Forbes notes that there are now over 1,000 overseas companies with a presence in Ireland.
The more fucked we are, the more it suits wankers like this.

Dunno what this whinge is about.
Owen is the same age as me. Though we’ve both read the history books we weren’t there. Why does he act like he knows it all?
https://twitter.com/brokenbottleboy/status/408882010820984833
 
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Laurie Penny, etc, etc, etc...
And why is she hiding behind a tea cup? Is it symbolic of the obscuring of mainstream celebrity identity achieved by being a 'Twitter personality'? And she's got her hood up like Emenim in dat film init. This image has so much edge I could literally cut myself looking at it.
 
Laurie Penny, etc, etc, etc...
And why is she hiding behind a tea cup? Is it symbolic of the obscuring of mainstream celebrity identity achieved by being a 'Twitter personality'? And she's got her hood up like Emenim in dat film init. This image has so much edge I could literally cut myself looking at it.
The photographer is one "Morgan Mayhem". Look how edgy he is, but not in a "manarchist" way.

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