Urban v's the Commentariat

[killer b]

I think you're a man of sufficient age and gravitas to get away with wearing a fed without people mistaking you for some kind of hateful sex pest VP.

 

[tufty79]

It's okay. killer b can't help the fedora-hate. It's because his teeny-tiny head and etiolated frame making anything with a brim wider than a gnat's chuff look ridiculous!

Check your hatband size privilege

 

[Bakunin]

It's okay. killer b can't help the fedora-hate. It's because his teeny-tiny head and etiolated frame making anything with a brim wider than a gnat's chuff look ridiculous!

You're not suggesting that a bright fedora would leave our fellow poster resembling a Belisha beacon, are you?

 

[DaveCinzano]

killer b can't help the fedora-hate. It's because his teeny-tiny head...

Have you ever seen killer b?! His noggin is Liam Dutton-proportioned!

 

[DotCommunist]

if MRA sex pests start wearing beanies then its war

 

[andysays]

Check your hatband size privilege

Get in!!!

 

[krink]

So VP are you more of a Melly?

 

[tufty79]

Get in!

Too much opression of the smaller skulled on this thread to stay silent

 

[andysays]

Too much opression of the smaller skulled on this thread to stay silent

First they came for the small skulled, but I didn't speak out because I wasn't small skulled.

We all know how that ended...

 

[Idris2002]

So VP are you more of a Melly?

"Like a man who survived an explosion in a toothpaste factory".

 

[Idris2002]

20 Reasons You Shouldn’t Date Men Who Wear Fedoras - Buzzfeed

Think this was more of a 'thing' a year or two ago.

Huzzah!

 

[Rural]

E="killer b, post: 13452823, member: 2066"]yeah, its seems to be all neckbeard hate now, but personally I think the fedora still has relevance.[/QUOTE]
Whats a neck beard? Is it a chinstrap with no moustache?

 

[killer b]

this year's fedora.

 

[butchersapron]

Whats a neck beard? Is it a chinstrap with no moustache?

Just click the button named reply. Don't fuck about trying to quote.

 

[Rural]

OTE="andysays, post: 13453042, member: 58653"]We all know how that ended...[/QUOTE]
Ive got a small head, always think of me as being *pea-headed*, but I've also got quite a large face. Idk who thought that would b a good idea :/

 

[Rural]

QUOTE="butchersapron, post: 13453611, member: 366"]Just click the button named reply. Don't fuck about trying to quote.[/QUOTE]
Im not! I've never quoted, my reps have gone all daft again. I AM trying

 

[killer b]

very trying.

 

[Rural]

very trying.

I hoped no1 would notice, i think i best stay quiet til i sort this out

 

[butchersapron]

Then click the button with lines and a sort of 1 at the bottom , then click insert quote - put what you want to quote in the quotes. The one three to the right of the tongue thing.

And killer, stop flirting.

 

[killer b]

I can't help myself. I'm a raging ball of hormones atm.

 

[Rural]

Then click the button with lines and a sort of 1 at the bottom , then click insert quote - put what you want to quote in the quotes. The one three to the right of the tongue thing.

Thank u, i will try to sort it, can imagine its annoying. I am sorry

 

[butchersapron]

Thank u, i will try to sort it, can imagine its annoying. I am sorry

It's not that annoying.

 

[Rural]

It's not that annoying.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

It's okay. killer b can't help the fedora-hate. It's because his teeny-tiny head and etiolated frame making anything with a brim wider than a gnat's chuff look ridiculous!

I always imagine you wearing a hat like this bloke

 

[DotCommunist]

trawlermans hat surely. I think Uncle Albert was in the Merchant Navy

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

I think you're a man of sufficient age and gravitas to get away with wearing a fed without people mistaking you for some kind of hateful sex pest VP.

hang on are people saying fed means sex pest? Fedayn

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

trawlermans hat surely. I think Uncle Albert was in the Merchant Navy

Never the less that's how I always imagine VP

 

[ViolentPanda]

I always imagine you wearing a hat like this bloke

The only hats I wear are fedoras, except for a couple of years of beret-wearing.

TBF though, when it's untrimmed the beard is pretty spot-on!

 

[ViolentPanda]

So VP are you more of a Melly?

George was, is, and ever shall be be far more stylish than me. I'd never dare wear a blue fedora (or that suit!). Plain black, brown or straw for me (although I may buy a grey one for my G-dson's wedding).

 

[ViolentPanda]

Huzzah!

The steampunker is wearing a Trilby.