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Tory Leadership contest 2022
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Raheem
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Nobody knows how many people are in the Tory party. The started making it secret when it dropped down to something like 30,000 and it was considered too embarrassing. There may have since been a influx of people due to Brexit and having cartoon character as leader, but 200,000 is probably definitely a massive overestimate.
ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
Why are you so obsessed with new/returning posters?
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
Same. If by "neutral" you mean "hate them both equally".
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
We got around to watching 'the Last Leg' last night, they billed the leadership race as a boxing contest.
Rishi ‘The Furlough Fighter’ Sunak -V- Liz ‘I Can’t Believe I’m Here Either’ Truss
For the WTF title, it’s the ‘Triennial Tory Smack Down’ – the car crash of the titans.
It’s a choice between a punch in the face, or a kick in the bollocks.
And, one of them commenting on Truss saying ‘trust me to deliver’, said they put more trust in Hermes.
Rishi ‘The Furlough Fighter’ Sunak -V- Liz ‘I Can’t Believe I’m Here Either’ Truss
For the WTF title, it’s the ‘Triennial Tory Smack Down’ – the car crash of the titans.
It’s a choice between a punch in the face, or a kick in the bollocks.
And, one of them commenting on Truss saying ‘trust me to deliver’, said they put more trust in Hermes.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
When Tories ask you to trust them, the irony meter goes off the scale
Rob Ray
Weight is meaningless
Liz Truss orders police to cut murders by 20% in policy dismissed as ‘incoherent’
Police sources hit out at ‘throwback to the incoherent ignorance of past politicians’ after 2015 review warned targets caused some crimes to be neglected
www.independent.co.uk
Incredible thinking from Truss, but it begs the question, why did nobody think of just ordering crime to be cut by 20% before? In fact ... could she not just order it to be cut by 100%?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Easy to cut crime by 20%, the cops will just stop recording 1 out of 5 crimes reported to them and amalgamate others. Watch out for a stats scandal in a couple of years timeLiz Truss orders police to cut murders by 20% in policy dismissed as ‘incoherent’
Police sources hit out at ‘throwback to the incoherent ignorance of past politicians’ after 2015 review warned targets caused some crimes to be neglected
Incredible thinking from Truss, but it begs the question, why did nobody think of just ordering crime to be cut by 20% before? In fact ... could she not just order it to be cut by 100%?
...and unemployment...Liz Truss orders police to cut murders by 20% in policy dismissed as ‘incoherent’
Police sources hit out at ‘throwback to the incoherent ignorance of past politicians’ after 2015 review warned targets caused some crimes to be neglected
Incredible thinking from Truss, but it begs the question, why did nobody think of just ordering crime to be cut by 20% before? In fact ... could she not just order it to be cut by 100%?
...and sickness and injuries.
It's a clear route to the small state, low taxation, no society that Tories love.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
High ceo wages and penury for so many other people
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
200,000 is the figure that was announced March last year by Amanda Milling co-chairman at the time. The Labour Party has a little over twice as many and the SNP a little over half that number. They could all be lying through their teeth or the number might have dropped massively in the last 15 months but it does seem believable.
emanymton
A cat politely sat on the flaming gardener.
I guess they could try and kill a few less people, that might help a bit.Liz Truss orders police to cut murders by 20% in policy dismissed as ‘incoherent’
Police sources hit out at ‘throwback to the incoherent ignorance of past politicians’ after 2015 review warned targets caused some crimes to be neglected
Incredible thinking from Truss, but it begs the question, why did nobody think of just ordering crime to be cut by 20% before? In fact ... could she not just order it to be cut by 100%?
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
They have a point.
www.theguardian.com
BBC criticised over climate question in Tory leadership debate
Campaigners say question about individual action was irresponsible and too little time spent on subject
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
I honestly thought that was Newsthump for a minute. Bloody hell.Liz Truss orders police to cut murders by 20% in policy dismissed as ‘incoherent’
Police sources hit out at ‘throwback to the incoherent ignorance of past politicians’ after 2015 review warned targets caused some crimes to be neglected
Incredible thinking from Truss, but it begs the question, why did nobody think of just ordering crime to be cut by 20% before? In fact ... could she not just order it to be cut by 100%?
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
JimW
支那暗杀团
Seems fair enough, part of getting ready for when one or the other will be fucking the rest of us similarly.
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Frankie Boyle had the best take on matters (to paraphrase slightly):
"It's like finally tunnelling out of R Kelly's mansion to find yourself in Prince Andrew's living room."
Brogdale. My wrecking behaviour?
None of this is “bullying, “endless personal attacks”, or “needlessly disruptive behaviour”? Or did you just highlight my wrecking behaviour?
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
So privately messaging me with violent language about what “I need”…is what? “Urban banter”?
One for the mods to sort out for sure.
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