Tory Leadership contest 2022

[krtek a houby]

So privately messaging me with violent language about what “I need”…is what? “Urban banter”?

One for the mods to sort out for sure.

Ok, a parsnip then

 

[killer b]

Ok, a parsnip then

No really stop it.

 

[A380]

Easy to cut crime by 20%, when you cut 1 in 5 cops - so the cops will just stop recording 1 out of 5 crimes reported to them and amalgamate others. Watch out for several stats scandals in a couple of months time

FTFY

 

[Dandred]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Calamity1971]

So Thatch mk 2 is off to the football final. When asked when she last went to women's football she Shat herself, looked shifty and said ' err about 3 years ago'.
I'll bet my last quid that's another fucking lie.

 

[xenon]

And, what? What do the people say on Twitter that any of us listening ourselves don’t know. Or maybe you could put it in your own words. Crazy thought I know.

 

[xenon]

Not at you calamity. Post above. Copy and paste now non-existent tweets from Twitter. Come on. Say something.

 

[xenon]

anyway Lizz obviously has it in the bag. Get used to your new prime minister. God help us.

 

[Calamity1971]

Getting questioned on her old school now.
Losing it, as it's been pointed out it's surrounded by million pound houses.
Fuck it, can't take anymore.

 

[xenon]

This audience are fucking dickheads. Why hasn’t anyone asked you lot have had 12 years to do all this simplified tax and whatever. Oh no I forget they are Tory voters.

 

[xenon]

What the fuck is bottom-up locally driven housing. Oh it’s cunts building Student apartments. But has been going on for the last 10 years. Expensive small flat. Yeah that’s working well.

 

[Calamity1971]

This audience are fucking dickheads. Why hasn’t anyone asked you lot have had 12 years to do all this simplified tax and whatever. Oh no I forget they are Tory voters.

Getting applause for saying thatch was the best pm ever had me reaching for the BP tablets, and had I any in, the brandy.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Elpenor]

Tbf that’s a northern trajectory from birth to uni.

 

[PR1Berske]

Tbf that’s a northern trajectory from birth to uni.

Aaaah, a loophole!

 

[BCBlues]

Tbf that’s a northern trajectory from birth to uni.

The only way is oop

 

[Bingoman]

North of where?

 

[eatmorecheese]

North of where?

Jersey

 

[Supine]

North of where?

North of cunt. And south. Also central cunt.

 

[Bingoman]

Those stats saying he northern chancellor we had, well 1 out of 5 ain't bad

 

[Raheem]

Tbf, we need to take into account how much of the north he owns.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Eh? Brown was from Scotland, and wasn't Norman lamont from the Shetland Islands? Bout as north as you can get without being father fucking Christmas.

 

[Cerv]

Eh? Brown was from Scotland, and wasn't Norman lamont from the Shetland Islands? Bout as north as you can get without being father fucking Christmas.

That’s too north. Sunak obviously only counts England.
See the other day he boasted about being in Darlington when questioned on the union with Scotland.


He’s still got to be wrong though.
One of Macmillan’s chancellors Selwyn Lloyd was from Merseyside. Just a higher latitude than Richmond?

 

[krtek a houby]

Eh? Brown was from Scotland, and wasn't Norman lamont from the Shetland Islands? Bout as north as you can get without being father fucking Christmas.

Didn't Father Christmas run for London mayor some years back?

 

[Raheem]

Didn't Father Christmas run for London mayor some years back?

Never promised to give up the second job.

 

[andysays]

I see Truss was praising Don Revie last night.

Clearly going for the Dirty Leeds vote.

 

[platinumsage]

Ben Wallace comes out for Truss, says Sunak resisted uplift in defence spending, but was overruled by Johnson, basically accusing Sunak of lying.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Ben Wallace comes out for Truss, says Sunak resisted uplift in defence spending, but was overruled by Johnson, basically accusing Sunak of lying.

I've become fascinated by the idea that Wallace is the 'kingmaker' and would have won if he's stood. I mean, what is he? What's he ever done?