The ongoing stupidity of Home Secretary Priti Patel

[Pickman's model]

But what confuses me is, who is running the show?

It is sad that this is supposedly the highest degree of competency.

The freemasons

 

[Jay Park]

The freemasons

cracking boozer that, 'the three masons'

 

[MrSki]

 

[Pickman's model]

They should stand alongside her at the top of a cliff with their backs to the sea then say she should step back

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Elpenor]

It’s not a smirk, her face is just naturally like that.

Speaking as someone who smirks quite a lot, that’s a load of cobblers

 

[DaveCinzano]

cracking boozer that, 'the three masons'

They're always permanently stoned there

 

[Jay Park]

They're always permanently stoned there

I find the regulars quarrysome

 

[muscovyduck]

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This was even more confusing for me when I first viewed it because I really thought the sandbags were geese

 

[Johnny Doe]

I forgot Rees-Mogg how could I have forgot Rees-Mogg not in the Cabinet but if he's Leader of the House of Commons you know we've got problems

You need to change this to 'Forgot about J' for the rap to work. Then we can move onto how many problems you have....

 

[MrSki]

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Post deleted then re-instated (a bit like Patel herself). Dunno if there's enough damning stuff here at the moment, but worth a look.

Daniel Morgan’s son says Priti Patel has added to family’s agony

Home secretary urged to ‘bring our torture to an end’ by allowing publication of report into police and media corruption

www.theguardian.com

 

[existentialist]

Post deleted then re-instated (a bit like Patel herself). Dunno if there's enough damning stuff here at the moment, but worth a look.

Daniel Morgan’s son says Priti Patel has added to family’s agony

Home secretary urged to ‘bring our torture to an end’ by allowing publication of report into police and media corruption

www.theguardian.com

Hmm, he shouldn't have said that. It'll only encourage her.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Post deleted then re-instated (a bit like Patel herself). Dunno if there's enough damning stuff here at the moment, but worth a look.

Daniel Morgan’s son says Priti Patel has added to family’s agony

Home secretary urged to ‘bring our torture to an end’ by allowing publication of report into police and media corruption

www.theguardian.com

Here's the piece by Daniel Morgan's son:

Our father was murdered, yet we have no closure after 34 years – only anger and grief | Daniel Morgan

The home secretary’s excuses for delaying publication of an independent panel’s report ring hollow, says Daniel Morgan

www.theguardian.com

 

[Gromit]

I think she’s doing a bang up job.

No sorry not even I can do that troll without being horrified at myself. She is the devil incarnate.

 

[splonkydoo]

I find the regulars quarrysome

ya just have to keep chipping away at em till they find their form

 

[Badgers]

Home Office drops plan to evict thousands of migrants during pandemic | Immigration and asylum | The Guardian

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At a high court hearing about the case this month the judge, Mr Justice Garnham, raised concerns that Patel could have been distributing public funds without legal authority in part of its accommodation policy. In a witness statement to the court, a Home Office official said: “At the time we did not consider what power, or whether we had the power, to implement what we saw as administrative changes. This was a response to the urgency of events and the immediate concern about keeping people in the same accommodation.”

 

[Pickman's model]

I think she’s doing a bang up job.

No sorry not even I can do that troll without being horrified at myself. She is the devil incarnate.

She's a league beyond the devil

 

[Jay Park]

ya just have to keep chipping away at em till they find their form

like being Sisyphus

 

[dessiato]

Stone me, these puns are terrible.

 

[teqniq]

Doctor, my sides:

 

[Badgers]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

“Based on government evidence, the High Court has found that the Home Secretary acted both unlawfully and irrationally in accommodating our clients at Napier Barracks, placing them at risk of a fire and contracting COVID-19, both of which happened. People seeking asylum are more vulnerable to physical and mental illness. They have the right to be treated with dignity and should not be accommodated in detention-style barracks. Almost 300 people are still accommodated at Napier and we urge Priti Patel to close the Barracks once and for all”.

High Court finds decision to house asylum seekers at military barracks unlawful - DPG Law

In a judgment handed down today, the High Court has found that Napier Barracks provided inadequate accommodation for asylum seekers, that the Defendant’s process for selecting people to be accommodated at the Barracks was flawed and unlawful, and that residents of Napier Barracks were unlawfully...

dpglaw.co.uk

 

[quiet guy]

The irony is completely lost on her.

 

[Chilli.s]

Would it be possible for her to stamp on her own face

 

[quiet guy]

If she thought that she'd get better ratings/votes I'm sure she'd give it a go

 

[Pickman's model]

Would it be possible for her to stamp on her own face

I'm sure lots of people would do that for her

 

[Raheem]

Would it be possible for her to stamp on her own face

Why not send her an email and ask?

 

[Humberto]

“Based on government evidence, the High Court has found that the Home Secretary acted both unlawfully and irrationally in accommodating our clients at Napier Barracks, placing them at risk of a fire and contracting COVID-19, both of which happened. People seeking asylum are more vulnerable to physical and mental illness. They have the right to be treated with dignity and should not be accommodated in detention-style barracks. Almost 300 people are still accommodated at Napier and we urge Priti Patel to close the Barracks once and for all”.

High Court finds decision to house asylum seekers at military barracks unlawful - DPG Law

In a judgment handed down today, the High Court has found that Napier Barracks provided inadequate accommodation for asylum seekers, that the Defendant’s process for selecting people to be accommodated at the Barracks was flawed and unlawful, and that residents of Napier Barracks were unlawfully...

dpglaw.co.uk

I expect Patel will disregard it, or tell whatever lies are needed and carry on being the liberty-stripping, bullying wretch she seems to enjoy being. You'd hope there was at least a functioning opposition to hold them to account. Who had some ideas to make the country better. Who would give the issue some attention. In any case the government apparently hates, or perhaps is just coldly indifferent to desperate asylum seekers who have been on often arduous and dangerous journeys only to be treated like dirt when they should be welcomed, helped and supported.