The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[weepiper]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/tory-hopeful-in-chinese-cat-eating-slur-1-3415228

 

[Awesome Wells]

His name, his name!

 

[brogdale]

This doesn't look like a politician confident of winning....anything over the next 12 months.

http://bcove.me/h1oabw80

 

[redsquirrel]

The Scottish youth wing of the Conservatives has had to cancel its annual conference after only selling twelve tickets

 

[Awesome Wells]

 

[Pickman's model]

The Scottish youth wing of the Conservatives has had to cancel its annual conference after only selling twelve tickets

i can't believe how few likes your post has had in contrast to what it should have garnered.

 

[laptop]

i can't believe how few likes your post has had in contrast to what it should have garnered.

Thank you for drawing my inattention to my attention.

I note that the Youth Wing AGM will "continue as billeted".

With whom has it been billeted?

 

[weepiper]

i can't believe how few likes your post has had in contrast to what it should have garnered.

Travesty, eh.

 

[laptop]

Are they turning on each other?

This from the UKIP - why thread:

Hitchens article on the real losers in last weeks elections and the cover up, mentions the Guardians role as well
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/a...-Dodgy-Dave-make-poll-disaster-disappear.html
D/Mail article, usual proviso's but some useful insights.

All I learned from that is that Hitchens hates Cameron more than I was aware - which was not surprising given that I try not to be aware of Hitchens.

What's odd is what's not in it - support for UKIP. I conclude it's part of a leadership battle in the Tory Party. Oh, look, the next item defends Gove.

And this morning: Gove attacks Theresa May, Crispin Blunt attacks Gove: Gove accused of using national security council to promote 'neocon' ideas

 

[maomao]

.....

 

[Roadkill]

Been mentioned elsewhere, but this little outburst from an ally of Gove's is worth adding here.

David Cameron and his senior team are presiding over a directionless "shambles", according to an ally of Education Secretary Michael Gove.

Dominic Cummings, Mr Gove's former special adviser, told the Times the prime minister "bumbles... without the slightest sense of purpose".

He also criticised two of the PM's most senior aides, labelling one a "sycophant" and another "clueless".

Means very little, but it's nice to see the scumbags sniping at each other all the same.

 

[Nylock]

..ofc, by 'sniping' you surely mean 'standing in front of each other and shooting each other in the face'

 

[Pickman's model]

..ofc, by 'sniping' you surely mean 'standing in front of each other and shooting each other in the face'

if only they would

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Tory MP Michael Fabricunt says he wants to punch a woman in the throat:


That'll go down well, I'm sure!

 

[Awesome Wells]

Tory MP Michael Fabricunt says he wants to punch a woman in the throat:


That'll go down well, I'm sure!

That mamages to combbine everything I hate about tories in one tweet: misogyny, violence, arrogance and ignorance.

It will be laughed off because Fabritwat is another of those 'characters'; another tory 'scamp' being himself with his comedy haircut.

 

[DotCommunist]

I just heard that last night they had a Tory Summer Ball (tempting concentration of arseholes there).

so they've auctioned off a bottle of champers signed by Thatch for 45k

45k

for thatcher bubbly.

 

[Dr Jon]

... thatcher bubbly.

if it's anything like her ice-cream, it'll be all bubbles and no grog.

 

[Pickman's model]

I just heard that last night they had a Tory Summer Ball (tempting concentration of arseholes there).

so they've auctioned off a bottle of champers signed by Thatch for 45k

45k

for thatcher bubbly.

probably not properly signed by thatcher - someone from tory central office guided her trembly hand across the label. but then your hand would tremble if you'd already 'signed' 2,000 bottles that morning.

 

[DairyQueen]

George Osbourne. Not sure how great the testing is at Eton if someone who lives by Osbourne's rule can get through it. At least a seven year old child is willing to ask the tough questions.

 

[teqniq]

George Osbourne. Not sure how great the testing is at Eton if someone who lives by Osbourne's rule can get through it. At least a seven year old child is willing to ask the tough questions.

 

[Idris2002]

whoops!

 

[Idris2002]

 

[DotCommunist]

beeb recons IDS is going to Defence

lets watch him fuck that one up as well

 

[Nylock]

IDS in Defence... Probably the greatest threat our armed forces has faced since the end of WWII...

 

[teqniq]

I dunno isn't the MOD the traditional home of corruption, money-wasting and dirty deals?

 

[ViolentPanda]

IDS in Defence... Probably the greatest threat our armed forces has faced since the end of WWII...

Brigade of Guards will love having one of their own holding the strings, though, even one of their own as dumb and ineffectual as Iain Dunked-in Shit.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I dunno isn't the MOD the traditional home of corruption, money-wasting and dirty deals?

Usually by the senior civil servants rather than the political placement, though. M.O.D. mandarins invariably retire into a nice little earner at BAe or similar.

 

[Awesome Wells]

IDS doesn't know the meaning of the word 'defence'

And i will believe him leaving the DWP when either it happens or Professor Van Helsing drives a fucking stake through his cold black heart.

 

[Awesome Wells]

I cannot see McVey being given a cabinet job, she's only been around since 2010?

I fucking hope Steve 'shoot me in the face because i'm a twat that looks like the alien captain that kidnaps Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest Libdemo Bedrrom Tax enthusisast twat wizard' Webb doesn't get the job - assuming they do actually crowbar IDS out.

 

[DotCommunist]

would they bother to give a plum position to a lib dem any more? everyone knows the swine are finished