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[teqniq]

This piece on Conservative Home bought a smile to my face:

Goodbyeee | Conservative Home

Are the local election results sufficiently terrible that Rishi Sunak has earnt the right to march us slowly towards the guns later this year?

conservativehome.com

 

[SpookyFrank]

The Guardian headline says "Leader halts £3 million payout to UK MP for Drax Hall plantation, and I have to admit the thought almost flitted across my mind that Sunak had grown a backbone. But of course it's the Barbados leader.

Barbados leader halts £3m payout to UK MP for Drax Hall plantation

Government U-turn as PM Mia Mottley acknowledges anger from reparations movement over plan to buy Barbados land from Dorset MP Richard Drax

www.theguardian.com

Nice picture of Drax (worth £150 million already apparently ) in suit and a tie half way down and at the end:

Funny that no one can be held responsible today but he's very happy to take the money today for what happened many hundreds of years ago.

I saw that Drax was due to get 3 million quid but I missed the story about Barbados pulling out of the deal. Excellent news. They should be piling pressure on him to hand over the land for nothing. It's a fucking rounding error for the likes of him anyway.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Single-sex toilets to be required in non-residential buildings in England

Ministers say move will combat growing concerns about ‘privacy and dignity’ in gender-neutral facilities

www.theguardian.com

 

[Silas Loom]

They hunker down after disastrous elections and the best they can come up with is war on woke shitters. Astounding.

 

[Artaxerxes]

A government who isn’t interested in governing or providing services but is addicted to telling you how to shit


Centralisation, just say no.

 

[Silas Loom]

Matthew Parris is still a Tory, more or less, if a rather oddball one, so this is probably the best thread to note his confession in the Times today of attempting to destroy Peter Mandelson with a voodoo doll and some pins.

 

[brogdale]

Matthew Parris is still a Tory, more or less, if a rather oddball one, so this is probably the best thread to note his confession in the Times today of attempting to destroy Peter Mandelson with a voodoo doll and some pins.

Never had much time for the fella, until learning this.

 

[Calamity1971]

Minister for common sense! Clutching at anti woke voter straws now.

Esther McVey announces civil service rainbow lanyard ban in new Tory culture war

Rishi Sunak’s common sense minister Esther McVey has announced a new “war on woke” in the civil service

www.independent.co.uk

 

[brogdale]

Minister for common sense! Clutching at anti woke voter straws now.

Esther McVey announces civil service rainbow lanyard ban in new Tory culture war

Rishi Sunak’s common sense minister Esther McVey has announced a new “war on woke” in the civil service

www.independent.co.uk

It’s low grade gammon feed

 

[existentialist]

It’s low grade gammon feed

Perfect for the low grade gammon they're courting.

 

[Bingoman]

If anyone wants a laugh

Tory Candidate Standing in Imaginary Seat

Ashley Fox, former Tory leader in the European Parliament from 2014 to 2019 and now a prospective parliamentary candidate, is gearing up for the general

order-order.com

 

[krtek a houby]

Minister for common sense! Clutching at anti woke voter straws now.

Esther McVey announces civil service rainbow lanyard ban in new Tory culture war

Rishi Sunak’s common sense minister Esther McVey has announced a new “war on woke” in the civil service

www.independent.co.uk

Better woke than volk

 

[two sheds]

Don't know if he's a tory but a tory at heart:

Exclusive: Did Sacha Lord cheat his way to £400,000 of public money during the pandemic?

The Mill has obtained a funding application that makes a series of highly misleading claims about the nature of his business

manchestermill.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

These are though. If we can't use vermin can we call them scumbags? The tiny fucking amounts they were saving (that they weren't fucking entitled to) against the devastating effects on carers' lives.

Ministers knew about carer’s allowance problems three years ago, report reveals

Suppressed DWP study told of hardship endured by carers forced to repay thousands after minor allowance breaches

www.theguardian.com

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

These are though. If we can't use vermin can we call them scumbags? The tiny fucking amounts they were saving (that they weren't fucking entitled to) against the devastating effects on carers' lives.

Ministers knew about carer’s allowance problems three years ago, report reveals

Suppressed DWP study told of hardship endured by carers forced to repay thousands after minor allowance breaches

www.theguardian.com

I don't think this classify as either incompetence or stupidity but rather vindictiveness versus not so wealthy actually useful members of society from the rising to the top scum vermin bags

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[redsquirrel]

This is one where you want both sides to die horribly. Fuck the conservatives and fuck UUK/Blair/liberals, both visions of tertiary/higher education are appalling.

 

[Ming]

Minister for common sense! Clutching at anti woke voter straws now.

Esther McVey announces civil service rainbow lanyard ban in new Tory culture war

Rishi Sunak’s common sense minister Esther McVey has announced a new “war on woke” in the civil service

www.independent.co.uk

She lied to my face in person outside a church in Meols (West Wirral) in 2005ish. The bitch.

 

[Bingoman]

She lied to my face in person outside a church in Meols (West Wirral) in 2005ish. The bitch.

And you've held a grudge ever since?

 

[Ming]

And you've held a grudge ever since?

I'm like the mafia.

 

[Bingoman]

I'm like the mafia.

Remind me not get on your bad side then

 

[Ming]

Remind me not get on your bad side then

Well to be fair she has done a few other things over the years also.

 

[Sue]

She lied to my face in person outside a church in Meols (West Wirral) in 2005ish. The bitch.

Can you not.

 

[PR1Berske]

Can you not.

It's Esther Mcvey, she is a bitch.

 

[Sue]

It's Esther Mcvey, she is a bitch.

I'm sure she's terrible. But gendered insults are fucking shit. So let's not use them.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

can we take that to the logical conclusion and deport most tory MP's?

i suggest rockall...

 

[PR1Berske]

I'm sure she's terrible. But gendered insults are fucking shit. So let's not use them.

We call men all sorts of things on this forum, let's not start acting like the snowflakes we're accused of being by the right-wing.

 

[PR1Berske]

I've just remembered that you didn't like me using the perfectly fine phrase "wine mom" so I'm aware that we're not going to find common ground on policing language.

 

[krtek a houby]

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can we take that to the logical conclusion and deport most tory MP's?

i suggest rockall...

It's Rockall to do with the UK, mind

 

[Sue]

We call men all sorts of things on this forum, let's not start acting like the snowflakes we're accused of being by the right-wing.

Let's not use gendered insults because they're shit.