Urban75 Home About Offline BrixtonBuzz Contact

The end of scab tills

Oh don’t get me started on other members of the public. Grown educated adults who don’t know how to find books on shelves. People who get annoyed with you because you don’t know the password for their email and can’t help them access it. People who can’t remember anything about a book they’re after, except it has a red cover. Businessmen who complain that it costs 20p for one copy of a flyer for their shitty MLM enterprise. Leaseholders who think the council should do all of their repairs for free…..aargh better stop
You need snipers. Maybe not in the kids section but in the main body of the library.
 
Where i work there are no checkout staff "freed up to do other things"...there are literally no spare staff on services

yes. for the avoidance of confusion, i was not being entirely serious. my previous comment on the concept -

despite the bullshit about 'freeing up' staff, there's usually one over-worked member of staff looking after all the scab tills, dealing with 'unexpected item in bagging area' (which can often be a sodding BAG), age verifications, technical problems, things that need security tags taking off, and people who have buggered something up or just don't know what they are doing, or get to the end of transaction then realise it's card only at that one.
 
The new game here is that the little plastic bags for holding fruit and veg to weigh them and put the sticker on used to be free. Now they're 0.05€ so when you go to the self checkout and scan the sticker it says DANGER WILL ROBINSON because you didn't scan the little bag first. You have to scan the bag's barcode, then press BACK, then scan the sticker with the weight information. God help you if you put the sticker over the bag barcode!

What if you just have one banana and put the weight sticker directly on it with no bag? I haven't tried that yet. Maybe a fun project for tomorrow.
 
The new game here is that the little plastic bags for holding fruit and veg to weigh them and put the sticker on used to be free. Now they're 0.05€ so when you go to the self checkout and scan the sticker it says DANGER WILL ROBINSON because you didn't scan the little bag first. You have to scan the bag's barcode, then press BACK, then scan the sticker with the weight information. God help you if you put the sticker over the bag barcode!

What if you just have one banana and put the weight sticker directly on it with no bag? I haven't tried that yet. Maybe a fun project for tomorrow.

my local supermarket doesn't provide free bags, but the ones they sell are re-useable, so taking your own bag is not unknown. you don't need to faff about with stickers, you put stuff on the scale at the checkout, tell it what sort of fruit / veg is and it works the price out for you. (or at a staffed till, the checkout operator has to work out what sort of fruit / veg it is and deal with it.)

this is an opportunity for dishonesty at the automated tills - think they sell more 'potatoes' and 'carrots' than they ever have in stock...
 
We have the carrier bags at 20 cents, and the little weigh bags at 5. Most supermarkets get you to weigh your own stuff with scales next to the fruit and beg aisles, but some don't. I'm sure some people do tell the scales fibs about what they're weighing so they get the cheap prices. But woe betide the shopper who gets spotted! There's usually someone monitoring the self checkout tills so they could see it come up as cucumber when you've obviously not got cucumber in the bag. I presume most get away with it, though.

I re-use carrier bags but I make sure they're well crinkled so it's obviously an old one. Anyway, the bags they have are so thin a lot of them split as soon as they see the top seam of a packet of crisps. Can't even use them as bin bags in that case.
 
We have the carrier bags at 20 cents,

Carrier bags stopped being free in england a few years ago (earlier in wales, and possibly also in scotland) so many people do take their own - or pay for something that's a bit more robust than a carrier bag.

what's bloody annoying is that many automatic tills object if you use your own bags, despite (in theory) having a 'put your own bag/s in the bagging area then press here to continue' function.
 
The weird convention here is that nobody puts anything in any bags until after they've paid. It kind of works because that's what everyone does, but the concept of hurriedly stacking items in the bags as they're scanned and pass down the conveyor belt is alien in this country. (The poor dears have obviously never watched The Generation Game) You stand and wait. Then pay. Then stand at the end packing while the next person's stuff sails down the other side of the divider.

So the bring your own bag thing at self checkout is a similar deal. No way to allow for pre-loading the tray. You let it all sit there loose, pay, and only then put it in whatever bag you like. I caused trouble when I started scanning the plastic bag first so I could put all items straight in it. The woman couldn't understand why I wanted to do that. She kept saying, NO NO you scan the items then add on a bag. I said, in poor Estonian, no I want to do it this way. I think she thought I was just some crazy foreigner :D

Anyway I finally found a way to do it without alerting the police.
 
this is an opportunity for dishonesty at the automated tills - think they sell more 'potatoes' and 'carrots' than they ever have in stock...
I think i've mentioned this before but the Sainsburys near me has a camera on their scales that automatically recognises the fruit/veg rather than asking you.
 
Carrier bags stopped being free in england a few years ago (earlier in wales, and possibly also in scotland) so many people do take their own - or pay for something that's a bit more robust than a carrier bag.

what's bloody annoying is that many automatic tills object if you use your own bags, despite (in theory) having a 'put your own bag/s in the bagging area then press here to continue' function.
How is this an issue, unless your bag is too big to fit on the scale?
 
Often get lulled into a false joy when things are going well, the bleeps are coming swift and fast, then get hit with “please remove last item” six times in a row
 
Have they made shopping better by unloadeding the labour to the consumer?

It’s like at macdonalds kfc etc, you type it all in the big screen and then wait an age often for the order. Cant remember it being worse than when you queued, the person turned round and made it then gave it to you.

Consumer and worker rolled into one. Bit like Facebook etc

I mean it’s not a huge amount of graft I suppose but I don’t think it makes anything quicker etc for the consumer? The affect on local jobs is another concern entirely of course
 
A handy tip: when shopping at human tills in Estonia just reply "ei ole" (Ay oleugh) to anything they say to you. Most likely they have asked if you have a loyalty card and your response can mean a whole variety of negative phrases: no, it is not, no I don't, no there isn't, there isn't any, I don't have one, I don't have any. Sometimes they will then go on to ask you if you want one. No. One enterprising woman then asked me why. I thought better of explaining my general dislike for the concept of store cards and that I only use one in the pet shop which is also linked to the chemist for some reason.

Best to avoid all communication and use the scab till, really.
 
ok, then. please can you explain the correct / incorrect way of putting a bag in the bagging area?
press the button that says you are using your own bag, then put the bag on the scale, making sure it’s not caught up on any side bits, then scan away
 
press the button that says you are using your own bag, then put the bag on the scale, making sure it’s not caught up on any side bits, then scan away

No, that's how it used to work (and maybe still does in your local). In recent years, if you add anything but a couple of flimsy plastic bags it will require approval.
 
Back
Top Bottom