The Ashes 2021/22

[two sheds]

I'm on the rum which I'm not sure whether it's helping, or whether I'll sleep well if I go to bed.

 

[Petcha]

Are there no English commentators down there? I can't cope with much of these people. Give me Key at this point.

 

[two sheds]

radio 4 tms may help

 

[Petcha]

radio 4 tms may help

The lag with the dodgy TV feed and TMS doesn't work unfortunately

 

[RileyOBlimey]

The lag with the dodgy TV feed and TMS doesn't work unfortunately

Pause TMS until its in sync. Simplez

 

[two sheds]

The lag with the dodgy TV feed and TMS doesn't work unfortunately

you've recommended me a "dodgy TV feed"????

 

[Petcha]

Hameed quietly playing very well here

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Both Stokes and Hameed look like they’ve got somewhere better to be.

 

[Petcha]

Stokes' defence is amazing. Stride down the pitch and play a forward defensive to Starc. Why not.

 

[Spymaster]

I only have psilocybin infused tequila or Lidls single malt.

Mix them

 

[The Octagon]

Oof

 

[RileyOBlimey]

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30 might be a struggle.

Fucksake Tuffers

 

[two sheds]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

I think i go to bed

 

[RileyOBlimey]

29-4 is fine tho.

 

[Petcha]

Um. Will they make lunch?

 

[RileyOBlimey]

On the plus side this should be the end of Root’s captaincy.

No Broad, batting on the greenest of wickets under a cloudy sky. Twat.

 

[Petcha]

And who's gonna take over?

 

[RileyOBlimey]

And who's gonna take over?

Eoin should have been given the captaincy a couple of years ago to prepare for this series.

 

[a_chap]

Let's not panic, people.

On a wicket like this Anderson and Broad will go through the Aussies like a hot knife through butter. That's why they were selected, after all...

 

[RileyOBlimey]

So, Hameed who was snubbed for a central contract is top scoring.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Lying that he never witnessed ANY racism in the entire time he’s been at Yorkshire AND lived with Gary Balance is the last straw. His racism is obvious. If Jofra Archer was white would he have been bowled into the ground? Would Moeen have been dicked about so much? Would Adil Rashid be playing tests?

He can’t managed personalities. He can’t manage his bowlers. He is just an Aryan face.

I may be over tired.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Ian Chappell on Root: “Poor captain, good batsman”

 

[Petcha]

Lying that he never witnessed ANY racism in the entire time he’s been at Yorkshire AND lived with Gary Balance is the last straw. His racism is obvious. If Jofra Archer was white would he have been bowled into the ground? Would Moeen have been dicked about so much? Would Adil Rashid be playing tests?

He can’t managed personalities. He can’t manage his bowlers. He is just an Aryan face.

I may be over tired.

I think 'smashed' might be a better description. It's lunch. Go have a lie down.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Pick your best captain: Morgan
Pick your best spinner: Rashid
Pick your best keeper: Foakes

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Sack Silverwood, Boot Root.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Pick one of your greatest ever bowlers: Broad
Pick your new amazing talent that you havent treated like an animal and broken: Archer

 

[RileyOBlimey]

60/5

 

[RileyOBlimey]

That was a beauty that got Hameed mind. No shame there.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Buttler is actually having a dig.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Rain is forecast tomorrow