planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
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Keep going boys!
Keep going boys!
The Ashes 2019
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Are you England in disguise etc...?
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Well I think we’re all thinking ‘this would have been England’. Not sure why Smith chose to bat.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
He didn't, Smith is no longer the captain.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Yeah but apart from that.
Now, if only we can get him away from being the run-maker.
It looked at odd decision at the toss, then again so did their choice of bowling attack*.
I like Siddle, I really do. He always gives it his all even when its all going to shit. Plus he's the natural successor to Brett Lee's crown of 'aussie cricketer you'd most like to have a pint with'. The question is though who would England prefer to face: Siddle or Hazlewood or Starc?
* Smith is still there mind and as along as he is a big score is on.
I like Siddle, I really do. He always gives it his all even when its all going to shit. Plus he's the natural successor to Brett Lee's crown of 'aussie cricketer you'd most like to have a pint with'. The question is though who would England prefer to face: Siddle or Hazlewood or Starc?
* Smith is still there mind and as along as he is a big score is on.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Anderson. Calf strain. FFS.
Casual Observer
enough
Bonce out. Both teams having a shocker with the reviews.
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Get Smith out and there's blood in the water, sub 170 stuff. The only problem with this plan is getting Smith out.
Casual Observer
enough
Aleem did his best.
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Fuck me that was close
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Well this is back to rather good again. 
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
That’ll bring it down.
And another. Can’t type fast enough. 112-7.
And another. Can’t type fast enough. 112-7.
Casual Observer
enough
I like this plan for Smith. Get all the blokes at the other end out.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
For the three minutes he was out there he looked great tbf.
strung out
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Quite enjoying being back to the days of absolutely shocking LBW decisions. It's like both teams have decided to show solidarity with the umpires by being just as useless at judging whether they're out or not as the umpires.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Pattinson sacrificed, Aussies need to save the review for Smith.
Shows what we know, eh?
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Stokes joining in, bonus.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
He can't bat on his own!
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
He's going to end the series with an infinite average at this rate
rubbershoes
not the only raver in the village
England are obviously desperate to get their own batting collapse in before the end of the day
Interesting aside regarding Steve Smith. He seems to have managed to retain his sponsorship deal with New Balance. Remember Ben Stokes sponsorship deal with the same company was cancelled after that incident with much moralising.
So in the eyes of New Balance being an outright proven cheat when you are captaining your country (no less) is absolutely fine. Being involved in an incident which you were later found to be innocent in court is a terrible thing.
Its good to have principles.
So in the eyes of New Balance being an outright proven cheat when you are captaining your country (no less) is absolutely fine. Being involved in an incident which you were later found to be innocent in court is a terrible thing.
Its good to have principles.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
It was his girlfriend, and there's fair evidence that he didn't do it.
