Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
He's still not got a great answer to that SNP question. Just say you'll make a fucking deal because that's what people do, for fuck's sake.
Game theory. He doesn't have to accept the deal until he's home and dry (and the Scum/Tories have 5 years of "so fucking what...dry 'em"). He just needs to avoid dismissing them or denegrating them out of hand.
I just need him to compare magic money tree to quantitative easing and/or wars.