The 2017 General Election campaign

[Johnny Vodka]

Caroline Lucas won that for me. Tories, UKIP shit. Corbyn a wee bit shaky (sadly). The rest between Corbyn and Lucas.

 

[oryx]

Nuttall: It's been like Groundhog Day...

Yeah, like him banging on relentlessly about immigration and Muslims!

 

[editor]

She should finish in Welsh...

It's not her strongest suit:

Wood, a socialist, republican and proponent of Welsh independence, is the first female leader of Plaid Cymru and the first party leader to be a Welsh learner rather than already fluent in the Welsh language.

 

[bi0boy]

Doubt any of this will make a difference tbh, and none of them accidentally said cunt so it was quite boring.

 

[ruffneck23]

Boom lol bake off

 

[editor]

Good line!

 

[phillm]

WE ARE THE COALITION OF CHAOS - WEAR THE BADGE WITH PRIDE!

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Vote May. She's not Corbyn. And um, that's it.

 

[N_igma]

Credit is where credit is due and Farron did get stuck right into May's non attendance. Lib Dems are still scum though.

 

[oryx]

Not a fan of Farron but his stand up comic-alike bit on May's absence was quite funny!

 

[JimW]

There will be live reaction on the BBC news channels - where the bubble pundits will desperately try to stuff the cat back into the bag.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

none of them accidentally said cunt so it was quite boring.

I made myself hear Corbyn telling Rudd to fuck off when she came out with "you're friends with terrorists"

 

[mrs quoad]

Amber Rudd's perpetual misery and confusion provided some of the most enjoyable tv I've seen in ages.

#thisiswhatmyfacelookslikesuckinglemons

 

[xenon]

pfft



That swung it for me. I'm voting for Tim.

...

 

[Nine Bob Note]

"You have to vote for us because the other parties don't agree with each other..."

Erm. K.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

pfft



That swung it for me. I'm voting for Tim.

...

He's from Preston and all his kids know people who live in Manchester. What else does anyone need to know?

 

[wiskey]

 

[Edie]

Talking down Preston too the cunt. I grew up there in the 80s too, it was grand.

Yeah but he grew up with a single Mum. He wasn't talking Preston down, he's a very proud northerner, he was talking from experience of having been brought up with fuck all money in the 80s. Of the three leaders, he's the only working class one.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

"You have to vote for us because the other parties don't agree with each other..."

Erm. K.

Aimed at getting out the tory vote rather than changing anyone's mind, I would have thought. Struck me that her whole performance had that single aim.

 

[xenon]

Vote May. She's not Corbyn. And um, that's it.

But she is really strong. You know like people who are really strong always tell you they are really strong.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Farron can fuck off, it's not even the proper bake off!

 

[littlebabyjesus]

But she is really strong. You know like people who are really strong always tell you they are really strong.

... or get someone else to tell you, in this case.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Aimed at getting out the tory vote rather than changing anyone's mind, I would have thought. Struck me that her whole performance had that single aim.

Yep, simple repetitive statements for easy consumption by the old and befuddled.

 

[gosub]

Farron can fuck off, it's not even the proper bake off!

The pro one is even more mental : RAFOdiham FTW. Farron should fuck off though

 

[bemused]

Oh jeez they've got Emily and some other no mark on the news now.

 

[xenon]

... or get someone else to tell you, in this case.

But therein lies her real leadership strength or something.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The pro one is even more mental : RAFOdiham FTW. Farron should fuck off though

It's presented by Deayton, who, as I've told yous before, I consider responsible for this whole fucking shitfest.

 

[xenon]

Still think the Tories will win but they will be wounded.

Maze game Of getting a strong majority so she can backtrack on A deal over immigration continuing , Will be derailed. That's what I think she's up to anyway.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Still think the Tories will win but they will be wounded.

Maze game Of getting a strong majority so she can backtrack on A deal over immigration continuing , Will be derailed. That's what I think she's up to anyway.

Oh, at the moment, she's just up to desperately clinging to power.

Their new message - to warn against the 'coalition of chaos' - may work, I suppose, but problem there is that, if you unpick it, there was a fair bit of agreement among Labour, the SNP, Plaid and the Greens, and even the libdem. Doesn't matter, though. It's a warning to tories not to sit on their hands. It's actually saying 'maybe we're shit, but you don't want Corbyn do you, so you'd better turn out'.

 

[Idris2002]

There will be live reaction on the BBC news channels - where the bubble pundits will desperately try to stuff the cat back into the bag.

While the enraged cat tries to claw their faces off.