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Of course their were good and bad things about the closed shop but since when has management recruiting staff had anything to do with 'equal opps' or not recruiting applicants on either who they know or who they are prepared to salute?
I'm not knocking your own experience, but for myself, some kids I went to school with moved seamlessly into a job because of who their father was, others couldn't; I got a union ticket (and from that good, skilled work) because I met people who were prepared to sign my application, and although I don't know for sure certain that I wouldn't have got it if I'd been other than male, white, British, straight I certainly didn't work alongside people obviously outside those narrow criteria. These days I do.
I don't see what I wrote as a parody, but you can write off what I experienced if you like.I can recognise some of what you say in your first parody although I think it was done better in that Peter Sellers film I'm Alright Jack. Differentials and demarcation was part and parcel in most work places where there were trade unions not just the closed shop , pre entry tickets had very little impact on labour mobility in my own experience. I worked in both the building game and in engineering and where we were able to build a strong rank and file all union officials worked on the job but had necessary time to carry out duties.