Tory songs and bands

[shifting gears]

With apologies to the recently enlightened Rod Stewart:

We are Grayling,
We are Grayling,
Giving contracts to shipping companies with no ships,
To cross the sea.

I’m sure I’ve shared it before, and I’m generally ambivalent about Marina Hyde, but her piece on Chris Grayling from a couple years back had some parts that properly made me lol:

Chris Grayling's track record? There is no track: just a stretch of scorched earth | Chris Grayling | The Guardian

His career has been a series of breathtaking failures. Yet he’s just been made chair of the intelligence committee, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

amp.theguardian.com

 

[Kaka Tim]

Far right said fred - I'm too brexit.

 

[Dogsauce]

Kemi’s Ruthless

 

[stavros]

Depressed Mode

 

[Storm Fox]

Massive Attack - Blue Lines

 

[hitmouse]

Nick Cave and the Bad Deeds - Blue Right Hands
Crass - You've Got Greg Hands
etc etc

 

[chilango]

Gammon Feel the Noize

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Take Gak and Party

 

[krtek a houby]

Behind the Fash - Eric Clapton

 

[krtek a houby]

The Police - Massage in a Brothel

 

[stavros]

Kwarteng CC

I'll leave to your imaginations what "CC" can stand for.

 

[mojo pixy]

So Horrid Crew

 

[stavros]

Angry Anderson

 

[stavros]

Take Twat - How Creepy Is Our Gove?

 

[stavros]

£6m None the Richer (according to my tax filings)

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Nigel Lawson

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Deacon Blue Wall

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Lord Frost the Snowman

 

[Nine Bob Note]

IMF

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Graham Bradysmith Black Mambazo

 

[krtek a houby]

Public School Image Ltd - Lies

 

[stavros]

Public Servant Enemy

 

[eatmorecheese]

NWA - Numpties With Arrogance

 

[Wolveryeti]

The Gamones

 

[Wolveryeti]

30 Pence

 

[Wolveryeti]

Earth, Wind and Shire

 

[Dogsauce]

I‘m alright Jack Said Fred

 

[stavros]

Boomer! Shake the Room (but please don't affect the property value)

 

[eatmorecheese]

Raaby Raab and the Cunty Bunch

 

[hitmouse]

Death by a Thousand Cuts