Russell Brand on Revolution

[Jean-Luc]

I'm surprised there's not a separate thread on this since everybody's discussing it everywhere else.

 

[Belushi]

pogofish

 

[butchersapron]

There is.

 

[Badgers]

 

[brogdale]

'kinnel; how many threads will there be when the revolution actually starts?

And no, I know it won't be televised, you hipster feckkers...

 

[mwgdrwg]

Well, his name is Jean-Luc

 

[Sweet FA]

 

[SaskiaJayne]

'kinnel; how many threads will there be when the revolution actually starts?

And no, I know it won't be televised, you hipster feckkers...

1000s, Urban is <the> forum for all aspects of revolution discussion & attracts the best mix of fruitcakes on the internet... that song is well out of date, of course future revolutions wil be televised, we'eel all be hipsters come the glorious day, except of course those 'first against the wall'...

 

[brogdale]

1000s, Urban is <the> forum for all aspects of revolution discussion & attracts the best mix of fruitcakes on the internet... that song is well out of date, of course future revolutions wil be televised, we'eel all be hipsters come the glorious day, except of course those 'first against the wall'...

Of course....'cepting that bit about being out of date.



I take there have been many threads before about who exactly would be the first up against the wall?

 

[coley]

Of course....'cepting that bit about being out of date.



I take there have been many threads before about who exactly would be the first up against the wall?

Masons?

 

[butchersapron]

The revolution will be filmed at least.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

I take there have been many threads before about who exactly would be the first up against the wall?

Many. But none about who should be detained first come the emergency. Dot Communist is my pick.

 

[SpookyFrank]

After the revolution hairspray will no longer be conflated with relevance or talent.

 

[SaskiaJayne]

Oh! & the revolution will go better with coke, its daft to suggest it won't.

 

[Ultimate]

Paxman: You want a revolution, but you don't even bother to vote?

Seems Paxman doesn't quite get this revolution lark.

Returning officer: "So the winning candidate is Morrissey Smith of the Revolutionary Party. And therefore this place, like in all the other constituencies in which the Party has won a majority, shall be burned to the ground."

Revolutionary Party win the election - party leader goes to Buckingham Palace to seek the Queen's permission to evict her from the Palace, convert 10 Downing Street into a dope farm and sell the Houses of Parliament to Tesco.

 

[ska invita]

Word is that Russell Brand is writing a Manifesto! out in time for Christmas

 

[Santino]

Word is Russell Brand is writing a Manifesto! out in time for Christmas

You mean 'My Manifesty-westy'?

 

[Santino]

Or perhaps 'My Struggley-Wuggle'.

 

[DotCommunist]

I read his bio. And there is a standout rapey bit in it. He says along the lines of 'I can sometimes look at a woman and she looks at me and we know what will happen'

ok.

 

[ska invita]

"The essential conditions for the existence and for the sway of the bourgeois class is the formation and augmentation of capital; the condition for capital is wage-labour. ...so I pulled down my trousers and pants*"




* was his catchphrase a decade ago

 

[8ball]

I read his bio. And there is a standout rapey bit in it. He says along the lines of 'I can sometimes look at a woman and she looks at me and we know what will happen'

ok.

Can't be so bad if that's the standout rapey bit.

 

[DotCommunist]

Can't be so bad if that's the standout rapey bit.

its better than Chris Moyles bio which is actually offensively shit.

 

[8ball]

its better than Chris Moyles bio which is actually offensively shit.

Is that a bio or an auto-bio?

 

[DotCommunist]

Is that a bio or an auto-bio?

his own work. It starts off well enough but turns to shit very quickly

 

[8ball]

his own work. It starts off well enough but turns to shit very quickly

Ah - the booky-wook.

 

[cantsin]

his own work. It starts off well enough but turns to shit very quickly

no agenda here at all, but as a matter of interest, what made you want to read the Moyles bio ?

 

[DotCommunist]

no agenda here at all, but as a matter of interest, what made you want to read the Moyles bio ?

I was stuck at my brothers house, a man who can play 1000 tunes on his keyboard but has a library that would make a man weep for its paucity.

Luckily Global Stoner turned up with weed and booze and we smashed it


dark times

 

[rekil]

I read his bio. And there is a standout rapey bit in it. He says along the lines of 'I can sometimes look at a woman and she looks at me and we know what will happen'

ok.

She asks him if he has a loyalty card. He says "no, you have to ask that everytime don't you?" Then she says "fraid so, £23.54 please", then "thankyou, bye"

 

[8ball]

She asks him if he has a loyalty card. He says "no, you have to ask that everytime don't you?" Then she says "fraid so, £23.54 please", then "thankyou, bye"

Something similar happened to me last week.

 

[Mr Moose]

I read his bio. And there is a standout rapey bit in it. He says along the lines of 'I can sometimes look at a woman and she looks at me and we know what will happen'

ok.

Sadly it seems to have a bit of truth about it. For reasons I can't fathom the Essex Rasputin appears to be like catnip for some ladeez.

It wouldn't shock me to find him get a knock from Operation 'Oak tree' in about 25 years.

But it was a different world in the early Noughties....