SpineyNorman
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To make it properly scientific and that I'll need 4 tories to act as my control group. Obviously they can't come into contact with liquids of any kind for a month to make it all proper.You better carry out a series of trials then. Throw each, in varying concentrations, at, say, Farage, Johnson, Gove, and Raab, and report back to us.
I nominate bercow, May, IDS and Davies but I'm open to sensible suggestions.