Prime Minister Johnson's cabinet

[Pickman's model]

There once was a tory, billbond,
Whose every opinion was wrong
Try as he might
He still spouted shite
So he threw himself in the mekong

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

A bumbling, mumbling incompetent who doesn’t even know whether he has a hobby has the key to the nuclear button. This is far from being brilliant.

He knows what his hobbies are. He also knows that some waffle about making Blue Peter buses out of shoe boxes and a glue gun is a more favourable return for a Google of "Boris Johnson Bus" than a big Brexit lie.

 

[killer b]

He also knows that some waffle about making Blue Peter buses out of shoe boxes and a glue gun is a more favourable return for a Google of "Boris Johnson Bus" than a big Brexit lie.

If you google 'boris johnson bus', most of the links on the first page are to articles about this frankly ludicrous theory. All the pictures are of the brexit bus.

I mean... people have been shouting YOU LIED ON A BUS at him for three years now, and he's going to be prime minister tomorrow. I don't think he needs some convoluted galaxy brain scheme to get it appearing lower down on google searched, no-one cares already.

 

[Benjy1992]

Boris's cabinet will be like watching The Muppet Show or clowns in the circus. Literally.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

 

[kebabking]

Johnson's cabinet, apart from one or two exceptions, is going to be - to quote the late, great Rip Torn in Dodgeball - like 'watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob'....

 

[SpineyNorman]

If you google 'boris johnson bus', most of the links on the first page are to articles about this frankly ludicrous theory. All the pictures are of the brexit bus.

I mean... people have been shouting YOU LIED ON A BUS at him for three years now, and he's going to be prime minister tomorrow. I don't think he needs some convoluted galaxy brain scheme to get it appearing lower down on google searched, no-one cares already.

Seems obvious to me that he only made up the bus thing cos he knew admitting his hobbies were cocaine and satanic ritual child abuse would be frowned upon.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Don't we have editor-not-getting-sued-guidelines for stuff like that Frank?

 

[killer b]

Seems obvious to me that he only made up the bus thing cos he knew admitting his hobbies were cocaine and satanic ritual child abuse would be frowned upon.

this is a more likely explanation.

 

[Sprocket.]

This must let Neville Chamberlain off the hook as worst Tory leader ever.

 

[danny la rouge]

He knows what his hobbies are. He also knows that some waffle about making Blue Peter buses out of shoe boxes and a glue gun is a more favourable return for a Google of "Boris Johnson Bus" than a big Brexit lie.

This just goes to show that there’s a conspiracy theory for every event.

 

[danny la rouge]

This must let Neville Chamberlain off the hook as worst Tory leader ever.

Ooh, good line. I might use that in my next email to my (Tory) MP.

 

[krtek a houby]

 

[Pickman's model]

This must let Neville Chamberlain off the hook as worst Tory leader ever.

Thought howard, ids, cameron, may had already done that

 

[brogdale]

Not long now...

 

[danny la rouge]

Not long now...

Until Boris-geddon.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Don't we have editor-not-getting-sued-guidelines for stuff like that Frank?

Don't drag me into this

 

[brogdale]

BBC saying no place for Hunt in cabinet after turning down the 'demotion' of defence. That 'unity' didn't last long.

 

[Sprocket.]

He must never be referred to as B...
He’s Johnson, he should not be allowed to become familiar or likeable.

 

[brogdale]

He must never be referred to as B...
He’s Johnson, he should not be allowed to become familiar or likeable.

What to call the cunt almost requires a dedicated thread...another thread for TCJ

 

[Sprocket.]

Thought howard, ids, cameron, may had already done that

They only destroyed the lives of the needy, sick and forgotten. Johnson will do this for many more.

 

[Dillinger4]

Until Boris-geddon.

The storm last night and Al "Boris" Johnson taking power yesterday are very much linked in my mind.

I'm not saying he is some kind of village of the damned spawn of evil conceived through a satanic magickal working born to assume power an an antichrist and that the storm is some kind of disturbing omen of the end of days...

Well I am saying that. Not literally of course...

 

[danny la rouge]

Don't we have editor-not-getting-sued-guidelines for stuff like that Frank?

Johnson admitted one of those allegations, but later said “it didn’t do much for him”. I forget which.

 

[Dillinger4]

 

[Sprocket.]

The storm last night and Al "Boris" Johnson taking power yesterday are very much linked in my mind.

I'm not saying he is some kind of village of the damned spawn of evil conceived through a satanic magickal working born to assume power an an antichrist and that the storm is some kind of disturbing omen of the end of days...

Well I am saying that. Not literally of course...

I remember my mum told me that when war was declared in 1939, Britain had the worst thunderstorms overnight in years!

ETA. Years have passed but Thor still watches over his wards.

 

[Sprocket.]

Too cute unlike the lot allegedly at the helm.

 

[Steel Icarus]

They should reveal them one at a time like Big Brother

Contestant number three is forty, and is a raving narcissist with no history of work outside the Westminster bubble. Their hobbies include laughing at Belsen footage and eating live hens!

 

[Sprocket.]

Graham Brady - Education?

 

[Flavour]

Don't we have editor-not-getting-sued-guidelines for stuff like that Frank?

good to know i'm not the only one who confuses SpineyNorman and SpookyFrank

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Graham Brady - Education?

I'm gonna take a guess at Eton and Oxford