Prime Minister Truss dressed as a...

[Karl Masks]

Are we all aware that her first name is really Mary? So, just like Johnson, she chooses to use a middle name for career purposes.

How might Mary work as a nickname?

Surely you mean Margaret, the only proper name for a non royal Englishwoman

 

[Karl Masks]

I can't help but think Truss' baggy blue trousers are more from her legacy as a rapper, I'm sure everyone remembers her early 90s snappily-titled hit Skillz 2Pay da Billz (Because Your Three Gig Economy Jobs Sure As Shit Won't And I'm Not Fucking Helping You).

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I don't understand why anyone would pose in such strange clothes, making them look even older and more tired and standing in a way that makes perspective look like a non euclidean lie

 

[quiet guy]

Are we all aware that her first name is really Mary? So, just like Johnson, she chooses to use a middle name for career purposes.

How might Mary work as a nickname?

Mary, Mary is quite contrary.

 

[SysOut]

Bloody Mary; Mary, Queen of Scoffs; Hell Mary; Typhoid Mary

 

[Ax^]

Covid Mary maybe

as her winter will kill more old people than the virus

 

[brogdale]

Bloody Mary; Mary, Queen of Scoffs; Hell Mary; Typhoid Mary

Mary Queen of Scrotes?

 

[Funky_monks]

Hi viz farmer liz is a whole subgenre.

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Best not to let her near a tractor that actually runs, very sensible, that.

 

[brogdale]

Express going with LARPing Liz Truss:

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Naked Civil Servant

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Concerned weather forecaster

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Mark Fowler

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Stock image model

 

[steveo87]

Naked Civil Servant

She's the Nazi Ghestapo bloke from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

 

[flypanam]

She won't be the first leader to be known as The Bewitched.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Bloody Mary; Mary, Queen of Scoffs; Hell Mary; Typhoid Mary

Heil Mary, shurely?

 

[quiet guy]

Concerned weather forecaster

I'm more worried where they've put Anglesey and the Isle of Man

 

[stavros]

She won't be the first leader to be known as The Bewitched.

After her comments about Macron, I doubt she'll say "C'est la vie".

 

[steveo87]

After her comments about Macron, I doubt she'll say "C'est la vie".

Me: Shit, the entire seniour management team are in, better make it look likenim doing work.
Also me: Google 'Bewitched songs' for purposes of making a pun.


E2a: life's definitely going to be a ROLLERCOASTER when she finally gets in. But just that suicide one someone designed a few years back.

 

[stavros]

E2a: life's definitely going to be a ROLLERCOASTER when she finally gets in. But just that suicide one someone designed a few years back.

That only works if you take the time to find out there's more than one B*Witched song.

 

[brogdale]

Care home manager.

 

[magneze]

Is that taken at Madam Tussauds?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Care home manager.

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Double glazing/conservatory/tarmac drive grifter

 

[Calamity1971]

Care home manager.

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Funeral director.

 

[Raheem]

Funeral director.

Grim Reaper

 

[DaveCinzano]

Cosplaying Frank Bruno meeting Peter Sutcliffe (photo taken by Andrew as Jimmy Savile)

 

[Karl Masks]

Care home manager.

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It's like when Yoda fought Christopher Lee in that Lord of the Spaceballs sequel.

You know the one...

Police Academy

 

[Elpenor]

Grim Reaper

Insightful, got any tips for the lottery?

 

[brogdale]

(demented) demolition worker

 

[Pickman's model]

(demented) demolition worker

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and there goes the economy

 

[SysOut]

(demented) demolition worker

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That guy to her right seems to be holding out his hand defensively as if to say "let her have her fun". Her carers know she loves these outings.