Prime Minister Truss dressed as a...

[two sheds]

"One day, lad, all this will be yours ...."

 

[agricola]

as Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat:

 

[JimW]

Outstanding in her field

 

[Karl Masks]

Stand-in synth player for the Human League.

I mean, it's not quite:

I'm the operator with my austerity calculator

 

[Weller]

Have we had a working as a waitress in a cocktail bar pic yet?

No but shes got that covered

 

[danski]

Stand-in synth player for the Human League.

Surely delivering a Dominoes?

 

[Weller]

Fast food delivery driver ... from day 1 not the most sensible clothes but possibly just the interview

 

[bimble]

as Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat:

I remember that outfit for the Indian trip with that stupid little “ethnic” jangly chain on her belly, found it very embarrassing.

 

[DaveCinzano]

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Outstanding in her field

Liz Truss? Liz Traffik, more like

 

[steeplejack]

A cornucopia here:



Please leave the premises madam, you’re upsetting the residents



Auditioning for the solo lead in a difficult Alan Bennett play about a Norfolk housewife losing her mind in a Travelodge

 

[steeplejack]

Working through her favourite bottom gag routine in Carry On, Prime Minister!



What the fuck

 

[two sheds]

Fast food delivery driver ... from day 1 not the most sensible clothes but possibly just the interview

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Who's going to trust her to deliver fish & chips?

 

[Raheem]

Who's going to trust her to deliver fish & chips?

Apparently, old people who are wary of Asian men.

 

[Pickman's model]

Who's going to trust her to deliver fish & chips?

No one who loves or is even mildly partial to fish and chips

 

[two sheds]

certainly not ones that are at least warm

 

[Orang Utan]

Does she have a Fortnite or Street Fighter signature dance yet?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Does she have a Fortnite or Street Fighter signature dance yet?

Sort of Twist-meets-Mashed Potato

 

[Ax^]

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I think this answers existentialist ’s question about opening the gate for shopping!

 

[Weller]

Who's going to trust her to deliver fish & chips?

Well thats true perhaps a 1970s tribute pub variety act then

 

[stdP]

I can't help but think Truss' baggy blue trousers are more from her legacy as a rapper, I'm sure everyone remembers her early 90s snappily-titled hit Skillz 2Pay da Billz (Because Your Three Gig Economy Jobs Sure As Shit Won't And I'm Not Fucking Helping You).

 

[albionism]

 

[Raheem]

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Tenuous. But your heart is in the right place.

 

[stavros]

 

[quiet guy]

I'll see your Pacman and raise you a Zippy. Pity she has none of their charisma

 

[Gerry1time]

This one is obligatory.
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Given how many photos there seem to be of politicians pulling pints in a pub, I'm beginning to wonder if there's a common backstory here, where politicians go into a pub and ask for a pint, and the barperson says 'Fuck off and pull it yourself'.

 

[Ax^]

 

[brogdale]

someone who hates Macron:

 

[Thistlewaite]

Liz Truss as Lizzie Truss.

 

[brogdale]

Are we all aware that her first name is really Mary? So, just like Johnson, she chooses to use a middle name for career purposes.

How might Mary work as a nickname?