PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[TheHoodedClaw]

Urgent question
The language and role of the Prime Minister in creating a safe environment in the country and Parliament

Some hapless junior minister called Kevin Foster gets to answer that one.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Some hapless junior minister called Kevin Foster gets to answer that one.

Bugger.

 

[Pickman's model]

Bugger.

precisely what kf said when he was told what he had to do

 

[Rivendelboy]

Let's make a law to make Boris obey the law

 

[Pickman's model]

Let's make a law to make Boris obey the law

no, let's pass a law of attainder against the foul fool

 

[Marty1]

Trump has achieved nothing except fuelling increased racism and division within his country.

The Jussie Smollett incident was especially shocking.

 

[equationgirl]

The Jussie Smollett incident was especially shocking.

Why have you sent me a YouTube video? Please explain why you think it was shocking.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

one thing Labour will have to do when the election comes is to try to take focus away from brexit

They can also put the moon onto a stick, find the ark of the covenant and solve cold fusion whilst they’re at it.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Urgent question
The language and role of the Prime Minister in creating a safe environment in the country and Parliament

Is coming on now.

 

[StoneRoad]

And my link to the beeb has crashed ...

The Urgent Question" was due at 12:05 and my link went down at that time ...

 

[belboid]

And my link to the beeb has crashed ...

The Urgent Question" was due at 12:05 and my link went down at that time ...

guess what? The bloke you've never heard of answering didn't say anything. Bad language is bad, tut tut.

 

[andysays]

Is coming on now.

It seems that Johnson is now being accused of bringing Jo Cox into yesterday's proceedings. I'm a little unclear about the sequence, but wasn't it Labour's Paula Sheriff who first mentioned Cox, and Johnson's reference to her was in response?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

It seems that Johnson is now being accused of bringing Jo Cox into yesterday's proceedings. I'm a little unclear about the sequence, but wasn't it Labour's Paula Sheriff who first mentioned Cox, and Johnson's reference to her was in response?

yes that's correct. Careless if they're making slightly inaccurate accusations. What he did was out of order enough not to need embellishment.

 

[not-bono-ever]

It seems that Johnson is now being accused of bringing Jo Cox into yesterday's proceedings. I'm a little unclear about the sequence, but wasn't it Labour's Paula Sheriff who first mentioned Cox, and Johnson's reference to her was in response?

He walked into that one - remarkable lack of statesmanship

 

[tim]

He walked into that one - remarkable lack of statesmanship

Titanic statesmanship

 

[existentialist]

No offence to decent candidates but I think we could put up a pineapple at this point and it would make a better job of being PM than BoJo.

Perhaps we could just put the pineapple up (or down) BoJo, prickly end first, and kill two birds with one stone

 

[not-bono-ever]

He needs to declare war on someone crap to bring the country together. I don’t think there are any other plans left in his ideas box

 

[Pickman's model]

He needs to declare war on someone crap to bring the country together. I don’t think there are any other plans left in his ideas box

he'd fuck that up

 

[existentialist]

He needs to declare war on someone crap to bring the country together. I don’t think there are any other plans left in his ideas box

I'm not sure he could manage even that without royally fucking it up.

But yeah, Iran would have to be a contender.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm not sure he could manage even that without royally fucking it up.

But yeah, Iran would have to be a contender.

can't do that, they have an actual army.

 

[not-bono-ever]

St kitts and Nevis have been a bit leery recently

 

[Pickman's model]

St kitts and Nevis have been a bit leery recently

they can still put forward a couple of armed men.

marie byrd land is looking promising though, even the faded british forces can hope after time to overcome the penguin defence forces

 

[equationgirl]

He needs to declare war on someone crap to bring the country together. I don’t think there are any other plans left in his ideas box

I reckon he'd declare war on Scotland or Wales. And be laughed at.

 

[equationgirl]

Or St Kilda. Or Lundy. Or May Island, Barry Island.... The list is endless...

 

[not-bono-ever]

The mouse that roared should be the driver for this . The Canadians can chip in with a variant of their massively derided defence scheme #1 project.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Fuck me Ed Miliband is still an MP.

 

[Argonia]

What I am still fucking confused by is that De Pfeffel says he will obey the law but won't ask for an extension to Brexit. Surely that would now be breaking the law?

 

[Sprocket.]

Fuck me Ed Miliband is still an MP.

And quite well liked too.

 

[SpookyFrank]

And quite well liked too.

Just shows how shit the rest of them are.

 

[cupid_stunt]

What I am still fucking confused by is that De Pfeffel says he will obey the law but won't ask for an extension to Brexit. Surely that would now be breaking the law?

It's very confusing, it appears...
MPs suspect Downing Street has found a legal loophole to ensure Brexit on 31 October

Ministers are resisting intense pressure to explain how Boris Johnson can guarantee that he will lead Britain out of the European Union next month without breaking the law.

Although he has said he would abide by the law, Mr Johnson repeatedly insisted in a controversial appearance before the Commons on Wednesday that he would deliver Brexit on 31 October. His answers have raised suspicions that Downing Street has identified a loophole in the Act which the Prime Minister could use to bypass the legislation.