PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[teqniq]

If you look at the comments underneath you would think he's out on a limb.

 

[MrSki]

direct C&P off the Beeb
Posted at 21:57
Johnson walks out of Commons chamber
After three hours of questions, Mr Johnson has walked out of the chamber.

Speaker Mr Bercow, who was taking a point of order as the prime minister began to leave, told Mr Johnson: "I think it would be a courtesy to stay for the point of order if the point of order relates to the matter with which we’ve just been dealing. Go and sit down.”

But Mr Johnson ignored the request and left.

 

[Treacle Toes]

The poster is excited because Trump's approval rating recently went above Obama's by a fraction of a percent for a couple of days, if you map them together starting on their respective first days in office.

Would Marty1 like to rant about the Bowling Green Massacre next do you think?

 

[MrSki]

He must have been speaking at the chair because John McDonnell raised the 1st point of order & he had just left.

My memory must of being playing tricks on me.

 

[MrSki]

 

[hash tag]

Just heard Nicholas Soames on the Today programme. He sounded very deeply hurt and upset by everything the bastard is saying.

 

[Lorca]

Good, i had a proper run in with fatty soames once, he's a vile human being, let me assure you!

 

[hash tag]

And if a troy grandee is really upset with the bastard, it must be bad.

 

[butchersapron]

Imagine a tory MP who Johnson had the whip removed from a few weeks ago being unhappy with him. And imagine thinking that this clearly means the whole party is. Imagine that.

 

[StoneRoad]

I still think his local constituents need a recall petition ...

 

[maomao]

Just heard Nicholas Soames on the Today programme. He sounded very deeply hurt and upset by everything the bastard is saying.

Good. I'd rather the evil Tory sex pest was in pain than upset but upset is better than happy.

 

[Pickman's model]

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[Rivendelboy]

Trump currently has a higher approval rating than what Obama had. Any politician would want to emulate that kind of success in public confidence.

Trump has had a consistent popularity rating that is, at this point in their careers, is marginally higher, but Obama was much higher for a time, it just declined.

 

[Rivendelboy]

The expression that springs to mind is ‘shameless brass necked arsehole’.

Won't somebody please think of the PM?

 

[Yossarian]

Trump has got the lowest average approval rating of any president since Gallup started measuring them with Harry Truman in 1945, and he'll need a massive and sustained boost in popularity to get anywhere near Jimmy Carter or Gerald Ford.

Presidential Approval Ratings -- Gallup Historical Statistics and Trends

 

[philosophical]

I suppose Boris Johnson losing his seat in the forthcoming election is very unlikely, but I would like to see only one (realistic) opponent.

 

[equationgirl]

Trump currently has a higher approval rating than what Obama had. Any politician would want to emulate that kind of success in public confidence.

I was simply stating a fact, not sure why you attributed that to being excited.

Nonetheless, it’s quite an achievement for Trump to beat Obama’s approval rating considering Trump has 92% negative media coverage, whereas Obama had around 95% positive.

They're not facts if they're wrong.

Trump has achieved nothing except fuelling increased racism and division within his country.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I suppose Boris Johnson losing his seat in the forthcoming election is very unlikely, but I would like to see only one (realistic) opponent.

Nah. Labour oppose the libdems as well as the tories. And I think one thing Labour will have to do when the election comes is to try to take focus away from brexit. There is no other major party that labour could realistically have any kind of electoral pact with. Doesn't mean they couldn't negotiate a coalition government, but those negotiations come after an election, not before it.

 

[Pickman's model]

They're not facts if they're wrong.

Trump has achieved nothing except fuelling increased racism and division within his country.

oh he's done much more than that, lowering the reputation of the united states across the world, alienating allies, etc

 

[8ball]

oh he's done much more than that, lowering the reputation of the united states across the world, alienating allies, etc

Completely nixing a whole sector of the fight against climate change, being generally (and especially) abusive to women...

We could keep this going for a while if each poster just does two.

 

[chilango]

I suppose Boris Johnson losing his seat in the forthcoming election is very unlikely, but I would like to see only one (realistic) opponent.

Nigel Farage for the Brexit Party

 

[Pickman's model]

I suppose Boris Johnson losing his seat in the forthcoming election is very unlikely, but I would like to see only one (realistic) opponent.

ian bone

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[chilango]

ian bone

He should stand against Rees-Mogg

 

[equationgirl]

No offence to decent candidates but I think we could put up a pineapple at this point and it would make a better job of being PM than BoJo.

 

[Teaboy]

Nigel Farage for the Brexit Party

Heard him on the radio yesterday. He genuinely sounds like the one sane, calm and considered voice in the room. Strange days.

 

[Pickman's model]

No offence to decent candidates but I think we could put up a pineapple at this point and it would make a better job of being PM than BoJo.

i think at this stage dismembering boris and serving him on pizza would still be more popular than serving pineapple on pizza

 

[Pickman's model]

Heard him on the radio yesterday. He genuinely sounds like the one sane, calm and considered voice in the room. Strange days.

that's only because he's in solitary confinement

 

[equationgirl]

i think at this stage dismembering boris and serving him on pizza would still be more popular than serving pineapple on pizza

I think you can stop after the first part of your sentence...

 

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