PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Nine Bob Note]

The request was turned down after a revolt by senior WWF figures who argued it would be “totally inappropriate”

 

[spitfire]

Deliberately posted without explanation. When the penny drops...

 

[Elpenor]

Christ!

 

[Schmetterling]

Deliberately posted without explanation. When the penny drops...

Sorry, I think I might have accidentally reported this post with butter fingers just now. I know I pressed Report when I was trying to navigate but have never purposefully reported a post so don’t know whether that action alone was enough.

 

[two sheds]

It was worth reporting

but I think you have to fill in the Report Card saying what was wrong with it so you could have another go.

 

[spitfire]

Sorry, I think I might have accidentally reported this post with butter fingers just now. I know I pressed Report when I was trying to navigate but have never purposefully reported a post so don’t know whether that action alone was enough.

I await my judgement stoically.

 

[LDC]

Deliberately posted without explanation. When the penny drops...

That can't possibly be what I think it is, surely?

 

[spitfire]

That can't possibly be what I think it is, surely?

I believe it is.

 

[LDC]

 

[spitfire]

Oh I feel bad now.

 

[spitfire]

lol not really.

 

[Calamity1971]

Deliberately posted without explanation. When the penny drops...

If the honey monster had a white suit..

 

[PR1Berske]

Tory MPs want to do a deal with Boris Johnson for him to quit parliament and in return axe the inquiry into whether he misled them over Partygate, as allies of the prime minister branded it a “witch-hunt”.

Though he will leave No 10 in less than a month, an inquiry is still under way by the Commons privileges committee into Johnson’s initial denials in December last year that any Covid laws were broken during lockdown.

Some of his critics want him to stand down as an MP, to avoid the process keeping the spotlight on a deeply embarrassing issue for the party and relations strained between colleagues.

The investigation, being led by a committee with a majority of Conservatives who choose Labour’s Harriet Harman to chair it, is expected to drag on for months.

A tranche of evidence has been demanded by the committee, including Johnson’s diaries on the 12 days parties were held in Westminster in defiance of Covid rules, emails and WhatsApp messages, photographs, internal notes and a list of deleted documents.


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If Johnson is found to have misled parliament, he could face suspension from the Commons and a recall petition, which, if signed by 10% of his Uxbridge and South Ruislip constituents, would trigger a byelection.

Unlike when Conservative MPs were whipped to save Owen Paterson, which sparked un-rest within the party’s ranks over sleaze and scandal, some of Johnson’s fiercest Tory opponents said they would happily support ending the Partygate probe if Johnson stepped down as an MP.

One source said: “I think there’s a case – not just for the parliament party, but for everyone – that we just move on from this psychodrama.”

 

[Artaxerxes]

Oh I feel bad now.

He’s never met my younger self clearly.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Oh I feel bad now.

"Yah, this is seriously completely antisocial, guys. Why are people so beastly? Bloody envious losers, actually."

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Deliberately posted without explanation. When the penny drops...

This should be shown as a warning to all school children. If you’re a lying, racist tory this will be your wedding.

 

[LDC]

Oh I feel bad now.

Nobody is laughing at his dancing, I couldn't care less about his dancing ffs. We're raging at his very existence, and his having fun on the back of the misery him and his ilk cause to people.

 

[philosophical]

This Lilico person is a cunt because he is pro ‘Brexit’ (whatever that is) but he has not provided a solution to the land border issue in Ireland, like every other leave voter actually.

 

[Artaxerxes]

This Lilico person is a cunt because he is pro ‘Brexit’ (whatever that is) but he has not provided a solution to the land border issue in Ireland, like every other leave voter actually.

The solution is a United Ireland which I’m sure will happen with the Unionists blessing and calm rational action

 

[elbows]

This Lilico person is a cunt because he is pro ‘Brexit’ (whatever that is) but he has not provided a solution to the land border issue in Ireland, like every other leave voter actually.

He is a shit on numerous other issues too - appeared on my radar later in the pandemic and was shit about that, in between moaning about people pulling down statues etc etc, all the usual right-wing themes. Thinks we should stop spending more money on the NHS too. When I look in the mirror I am delighted that I dont see him frowning back.

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh I feel bad now.

If like Boris Johnson i humiliated myself by dancing with all the grace of a drunken gorilla I think I'd deserve all the brickbats thrown at me

 

[spitfire]

He is a shit on numerous other issues too - appeared on my radar later in the pandemic and was shit about that, in between moaning about people pulling down statues etc etc, all the usual right-wing themes. Thinks we should stop spending more money on the NHS too. When I look in the mirror I am delighted that I dont see him frowning back.

I don't follow him on Twitter, I tend not to follow any of the fuckwits on there but when he has come into my view he possesses a seemingly unlimited talent for being wrong. On all subjects.

 

[elbows]

I don't follow him on Twitter, I tend not to follow any of the fuckwits on there but when he has come into my view he possesses a seemingly unlimited talent for being wrong. On all subjects.

It would be quite bad for my mental health if I followed people like him on twitter. Instead I just very sporadically check specific tweets by them when a reason to do so happens. I just enjoyed a very long period of forgetting he even existed, but when he was mentioned here I remembered all too well what he is like.

 

[petee]

I don't understand all this malarkey

nor do i.

 

[Yossarian]

Nobody is laughing at his dancing, I couldn't care less about his dancing ffs. We're raging at his very existence, and his having fun on the back of the misery him and his ilk cause to people.

While I certainly rage against his existence I was also laughing at his dancing, tbh, he looks like something out of Monsters Inc.

 

[teuchter]

Just looks like most weddings to me.

 

[Pickman's model]

Just looks like most weddings to me.

you may not be jon snow but you definitely know nothing about weddings if you think an event like this is a wedding. the wedding took place LAST YEAR at westminster cathedral. not 2022. 2021. and the wedding party was held on the estate of some filthy rich tory donor (Boris and Carrie Johnson hold wedding party at Tory donor’s estate). so if that looks like most weddings to you a trip to specsavers would be in order, there's definitely something up with your eyes. or with the company you keep irl.

 

[teuchter]

you may not be jon snow but you definitely know nothing about weddings if you think an event like this is a wedding. the wedding took place LAST YEAR at westminster cathedral. not 2022. 2021. and the wedding party was held on the estate of some filthy rich tory donor (Boris and Carrie Johnson hold wedding party at Tory donor’s estate). so if that looks like most weddings to you perhaps a trip to specsavers would be in order, there's definitely something up with your eyes.

I didn't say I thought it was a wedding. The event in the video, that was posted on twitter along with the comment "that looks like one depressing wedding", looks like most weddings to me. It's you who needs the trip to specsavers, I think.

 

[Pickman's model]

I didn't say I thought it was a wedding. The event in the video, that was posted on twitter along with the comment "that looks like one depressing wedding", looks like most weddings to me. It's you who needs the trip to specsavers, I think.

i think not. don't blame someone else for your own chronic failings.

 

[killer b]

While his dancing is comical, it's the fact that this wedding party looks like a very ordinary affair that makes the video so interesting IMO. The LED lighting strips on the DJ booth are particularly reminiscent of a lighting set up you might buy in Range for £49.99. You'd hope all that privilege would get you a bit more opulence tbh